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==Plot==
==Plot==
The episode starts off with [[Arthur Read|Arthur]]'s class auditioning for a school play. [[Buster Baxter|Buster]] tap dances on the stage while [[Nigel Ratburn|Mr. Ratburn]] takes notes and he taps his pencil to the music. Arthur, behind the curtain, tells the viewers that whenever they put on a school play, Francine gets bad parts which result in her getting hurt. The first bad part mentioned is the Cherry Tree in "George Washington and the Cherry Tree", where Buster as George Washington cut her down and she fell flat on her face. The next bad part is Sir Isaac Newton sitting under an apple tree (played by [[Muffy Crosswire|Muffy]]). Arthur stood on a ladder above them with a bucket of apples and dropped one on Francine's head to show how Newton discovered gravity. But then Arthur lost his balance and caused the rest of the apples, the bucket and himself to fall on Francine. The last bad part is the mighty cymbal in the orchestral orientation; Francine wore a cymbal on her head and [[Alan Powers|Brain]] hit it very hard with a mallet. After Arthur is done speaking, Francine walks out on stage wearing a football uniform, falls and gets hurt once again.
Da episode starts off wit [[Arthur Read|Arthurz]] class auditionin fo' a school play. [[Busta Baxter|Busta]] tap dances on tha stage while [[Nigel Ratburn|Mista Muthafuckin Ratburn]] takes notes n' tha pimpin' muthafucka taps his cold-ass thugged-out lil' pencil ta tha noize fo' realz fo' realz. Arthur, behind that curtain, drops some bars ta tha viewers dat whenever they put on a school play, Francine gets shitty parts which result up in that uppity biatch gettin her feelings hurt. Fuck yo feelins hoe! Da first shitty part mentioned is tha Cherry Tree up in "George Washington n' da Cherry Tree", where Busta as George Washington been had cut her down n' she fell tha fuck flat on her face. That shit hurt! Then da next shitty part is Sir Isaac Newton j-chillin under a apple tree (played by [[Muffy Crosswire|Muffy]]) fo' realz fo' realz. Arthur stood on a ladder above dem wit a big-ass bucket of applez n' dropped one on Francinez head ta show how tha fuck Newton been discovered gravity. But then Arthur lost his balizzle n' caused tha rest of tha apples, tha bucket n' his fuckin lil' dirty ass ta fall on Francine. Da last shitty part is tha mighty cymbal up in tha orchestral orientation; Francine wore a goofy azz cymbal on her head n' [[Alan Powers|Da Dome]] hit it straight-up hard wit a mallet. Da Dome don't give a fuck yo! Afta Arthur is done bustin lyrics, Francine strutts up on stage bustin a gangbangin' footbizzle uniform, falls n' gets hurt once again. She just stay takin straight Ls.


After the title card, we then see Mr. Ratburn's class where he's giving them math problems to do. Then Arthur looks at Miss Sweetwater's class eating donuts, drinking milk and he licks his lips. Mr. Ratburn announces that it's time for the class to put on a school play and asks anyone if they have any ideas about what play they should do. Sue Ellen suggests that they should do a spooky story about a monster of mucus who gets his arms pulled off, but they grow back. Brain suggests that they should do a play about space and that he could make rocket fuel easily out of paper. Mr. Ratburn calls both their ideas good, but too complicated for them to do. He suggests that they should do a play about the inventor Thomas Edison. Francine asks if he invented anything that would hit her in the face, and Muffy asks if he invented the Dewey Decimal System because she thought Dewey was his middle name. Mr. Ratburn explains that Thomas ''Alva'' Edison invented the phonograph, which played music before CDs were invented.
Afta tha title card, we then peep Mista Muthafuckin Ratburnz class where he be givin dem math problems ta do. Fuck math, as long as u can count paper and weigh the goods you is set fo a promising career in trap-nomics. Then Arthur looks at Miss Sweetwaterz class smokin donuts, drankin gin n juice n' he licks his wild lil' fuckin lips. Mista Muthafuckin Ratburn announces dat itz time fo' tha class ta put on a school play n' asks mah playas if they have any scams bout what tha fuck play they should do. They go right back up in muthafuckin Ratburn's ass when Sue Ellen claps back dat they should do a spooky rap on some monsta of mucus whoz ass gets his cold-ass thugged-out arms pulled off, but dig this they do be grow back. Da Dome suggests dat they should do a play bout space n' dat his schmoooove ass could make rocket gin n juice easily outta paper n' shit. Mista Muthafuckin Ratburn calls both they scams phat yo yo, but too fuckin expensive up fo' dem ta do yo. This be why them schools is need mo funding. Dude suggests dat they should do a play bout tha inventor Thomas Edison. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch, I do be talkin bout the muthafuckin lightbulbs n shit. Francine asks if he invented anythang dat would hit her up in tha face, n' Muffy asks if he invented tha Dewey Decimal System cuz dat dunkadelic hoe thought Dewey was his crazy-ass middle name. Mista Muthafuckin Ratburn explains dat Thomas ''Dril God'' Edison (aka The Life of the Party) invented tha phonograph, which played noize before soundcloud was invented.


Later that afternoon, as Mr. Ratburn is sitting in the auditorium assigning the parts, Arthur, Buster, the Brain, and Muffy approach and ask him to give Francine a good part because she has never had one. He says that he will.
Lata dat afternoon, as Mista Muthafuckin Ratburn is chillin up in tha auditorium assignin tha parts, Arthur, Buster, Da Dome, n' Muffy approach n' ask his thugged-out ass ta give Francine a phat part cuz dat freaky freaky biatch has never had one yo. Dude say dat da thug will, and when a homie say on god then you best believe he mean it. Pack a pipe and smoke to that.


The next day, Mr. Ratburn announces the parts: Buster will be the first light bulb, Arthur will be the first phonograph, Binky will be the locomotive and Francine will star as Thomas Edison. Everyone cheers for her and congratulates her. Francine promises she won't let the class down and will give 110% to her part.
Da next day, Mista Muthafuckin Ratburn announces tha parts: Busta is ghon be tha straight-up original gangsta light bulb, Arthur is ghon be tha straight-up original gangsta phonograph, Binky is ghon be tha locomotizzle n' Francine will star as Thomas "Spotem and Gotten" Edison (aka The Electric Trap Lord). Everyone cheers fo' her n' congraturates her n' shit. Francine promises dat biiiiatch won't let tha class down n' will give 110% ta her part.


Francine spends the next few days learning everything she can about Thomas Edison. When she goes to the library, she asks for the Thomas Edison section, only to learn that he's in the biographies and doesn't have his own section. Insulted, she declares the library to be "crummy".
Francine spendz tha next few minutes peepin' every last muthafuckin last muthafuckin thang dat thugged-out biiiatch can bout Thomas Edison. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. When she goes ta tha library, she asks fo' tha Thomas Edison section, only ta learn dat he up in tha biographies n' aint gots his own section. Played Out, her dope ass declares tha library ta be "trash af" compared to Wikipizzle.


She rents out all the books they had and heads home, refusing Arthur and Buster's offer to go to the Sugar Bowl because she has to "study her inventions". That night, at home, she messes with the lights in her apartment to study light bulbs and annoying her older sister [[Catherine Frensky|Catherine]], who is trying to read. Catherine suggests she learn about a phonograph or a video camera, but Francine messes with the lights some more, finally forcing Catherine to call their mother to tattle on Francine.
Bitch rents up all tha books they had n' headz home, refusin Arthur n' Busterz offer ta git all up in tha Sugar Bowl cuz dat freaky freaky biatch has ta "study her inventions". That night, at home, she messes wit tha lights up in her crib ta study light bulbs n' buggin her olda sista [[Catherine Frensky|Catherine]], whoz ass is tryin ta read. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Catherine suggests she learn on some phonograph or a vizzle camera yo yo, but Francine messes wit tha lights some more, finally forcin Catherine ta booty-call they mutha ta tattle on Francine.


Francine goes to the local stores where she studies the phonograph, cameras and light bulbs. While she is in the hardware store looking at lightbulbs, Prunella and Muffy ask Francine if she wants to go to the mall. Francine refuses, but offers to let the girls study incandescent filaments with her. When Muffy calls that boring, Francine is insulted once again and tells Muffy that without lights she would have to shop in the dark, but according to her, she already does. Muffy starts to shed tears and runs out, making Prunella get ticked off. Francine points out it was Muffy who started it, and that she should be embarrassed for insulting incandescent filaments.
Francine goes ta tha local stores where her big-ass booty studies tha phonograph, cameras n' light bulbs. While her ass is up in tha hardware store lookin at lightbulbs, Prunella n' Muffy ask Francine if dat biiiiatch wants ta git all up in tha mall. Francine refuses yo yo, but offers ta let tha hoes study incandescent filaments wit her or some shit I don't even know. When Muffy calls dat shit boring (she right) Francine is insulted once again n' drops some lyrics ta Muffy dat without lights dat biiiiatch would gotta shop up in tha dark ya dig, but accordin ta her, she already do. Muffy starts ta shed tears n' runs out, makin Prunella git ticked off. Francine points up dat shiznit was Muffy whoz ass started it, n' dat her big-ass booty should be embarrassed fo' insultin incandescent filaments.


During rehearsals, Francine is examining everyone's costumes, which the Brain offers to mend with if there is a problem. Francine notices Buster's light bulb costume has air holes, which outrages her because if a light bulb had them, they wouldn't work. Buster needs them to breathe, but Francine forces the Brain to patch them anyway.
Durin rehearsals, Francine is examinin everyonez costumes, which tha Dome offers ta mend wit if there be a problem. Francine notices Busterz light bulb costume has air holes, which outrages her cuz if a light bulb had them, they wouldn't work. Busta needz dem ta breathe yo yo, but Francine forces tha Dome ta patch dem anyway.


In class the next day, Mr. Ratburn is asking the class when the first light bulb was invented, but Francine tells him he's wrong to call it a light bulb, much to the class's shock. According to her, Edison invented the incandescent lamp, and the name "light bulb" stuck later. Mr. Ratburn agrees and then Francine signals rehearsal.
In class tha next day, Mista Muthafuckin Ratburn be askin tha class when tha straight-up original gangsta gangsta light bulb was invented yo yo, but Francine drops some lyrics ta his thugged-out ass da thug wack ta booty-call it a light bulb, much ta tha classs shock fo' realz fo' realz. Accordin ta her, Edison invented tha incandescent lamp, n' tha name "light bulb" stuck lata n' shit. Mista Muthafuckin Ratburn agrees n' then Francine signals rehearsal.


At the rehearsal, Francine is angry because Sue Ellen's camera costume has no sprocket holes, which would ruin the film. Mr. Ratburn takes Sue Ellen to the Brain to fix it. Francine then notices Arthur (dressed as a phonograph) is not wearing his bell because it echoes. She forces it on him and shouts that she'll "uninvent" (expel) him if he takes it off again and that he won't be in her play at all. Arthur is very annoyed by Francine shouting at him, because she really does not have the authority to expel anyone.
At tha rehearsal, Francine is mad salty cuz Sue Ellenz camera costume has no sprocket holes, which would fuck up tha film. Mista Muthafuckin Ratburn takes Sue Ellen ta tha Dome ta fix dat shit. Francine then notices Arthur (dressed as a phonograph) aint bustin his bell cuz it echoes. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch forces it on his thugged-out ass n' shouts dat she'll "uninvent" (expel) his thugged-out ass if tha pimpin' muthafucka takes it off again n' again n' again n' again n' again n' again n' again n' again n' again n' dat da thug won't be up in her play at all fo' realz fo' realz. Arthur is straight-up annoyed by Francine shoutin at him, cuz her big-ass booty straight-up aint gots tha authoritizzle ta expel mah playas.


The class is at the Sugar Bowl and deeply regrets asking Mr. Ratburn to give Francine a good part, because she acts like it's her show, not theirs. Arthur asks Muffy if she'll talk to Francine, but Muffy says she's not speaking to her. Prunella explains how Francine insulted Muffy's clothes. Binky threatens to pound Francine and pounds down on his soda to demonstrate, but gets stained with soda. Arthur plans to reason with her, but Francine refuses to accept his phone call because she is still studying her inventions.
Da class be all up in tha Sugar Bowl n' deeply regrets askin Mista Muthafuckin Ratburn ta give Francine a phat part, cuz she acts like itz her show, not theirs fo' realz fo' realz. Arthur asks Muffy if she'll rap ta Francine yo yo, but Muffy say she not bustin lyrics ta her n' shit. Prunella explains how tha fuck Francine insulted Muffyz clothes. Binky threatens ta pound Francine n' poundz down on his soda ta demonstrate yo yo, but gets stained wit soda fo' realz fo' realz. Arthur plans ta reason wit her yo yo, but Francine refuses ta accept his beeper call cuz her ass is still studyin her inventions.


The next day, the class prepares to put on the play for the kindergartners. Buster can't breathe because his light bulb's air holes are now sealed by bandages, but Francine doesn't care. Arthur tells Francine flat out that everyone is angry at her because of how she's treated everyone, but she cooly brushes it off because "they don't have her talent at winning personality". Fed up, the students vow to teach Francine a lesson.
Da next day, tha class prepares ta put on tha play fo' tha kindergartners. Busta can't breathe cuz his wild lil' fuckin light bulbz air holez is now sealed by bandages yo yo, but Francine couldn't give a fuckin shiznit fo' realz fo' realz. Arthur drops some lyrics ta Francine flat up dat mah playas is mad salty at her cuz of how tha fuck dat dunkadelic hoe treated mah playas yo yo, but dat thugged-out biiiatch cooly brushes it off cuz "they aint gots her talent at ballin personality". Fed up, tha hustlas vow ta teach Francine a lesson.


During the play, before it starts, Muffy welcomes everyone and refers to Menlo Park as "Mental Park". Francine pops out of the curtains and angrily corrects her. In the first scene, Francine as Edison presents Arthur as the phonograph. Instead of playing music, Arthur does phone imitations which amuses the audience, but makes Francine annoyed.
Durin tha play, before it starts, Muffy welcomes mah playas n' refers ta Menlo Park as "Menstrual Park". Francine pops outta tha curtains n' angrily erects her n' shit. In tha straight-up original gangsta gangsta scene, Francine as Edison presents Arthur as tha phonograph. Instead of playin beatz, Arthur do beeper imitations which amuses tha crew yo yo, but make Francine annoyed.


Next, Francine presents the first light bulb. She pulls down the sheet covering Buster and discovers that he has a huge grid in the front of his costume, but covers up her shock by acting like it's supposed to be there. When she flips on the light to turn him on, he squirts her in the face with a water gun, annoying Francine once again.
Next, Francine presents tha straight-up original gangsta gangsta light bulb. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch pulls down tha shizzle coverin Busta n' discovers dat schmoooove muthafucka has a funky-ass big-ass grid up in tha front of his costume yo yo, but covers up her shock by actin like itz supposed ta be there, so peek-a-boo, clear tha way, I be comin' thru fo'sho. When she flips on tha light ta turn his thugged-out ass on, da perved-out muthafucka squirts her up in tha grill wit a wata gun, buggin Francine once again.


Then she uses her kinetoscope (Sue Ellen) to film "The Great Train Robbery". Binky chugs along until the robbers (Jenna and Muffy) rob him. They mess up the act when Binky beats back the robbers, telling them to "put 'em up!", in which everyone on stage starts dancing afterwards. The play ends, but Francine tries to stop the closing curtains, but ends up getting knocked onto the stage floor. As a result, her classmates were making mistakes on purpose to turn the tables on her for her entitled attitude.
Then she uses her kinetoscope (Sue Ellen) ta film "Da Great Train Robbery". Binky chugs along until tha robbers (Jenna n' Muffy) rob his crazy-ass muthafuckin ass. They mess up tha act when Binky beats back tha robbers, spittin some lyrics ta dem ta "put 'em up!", up in which mah playas on stage starts ridin' dirty afterwards. Da play endz yo yo, but Francine tries ta stop tha closin curtains yo yo, but endz up gettin knocked onto tha stage floor fo' realz fo' realz. As a result, her classmates was makin mistakes on purpose ta turn tha tablez on her fo' her entitled attitude.


Later, Francine is sobbing in the dressing room, humiliated at what her friends did to her. Mr. Ratburn is disappointed as well and asks that the kids make improvements before the parents' show. Francine blames her friends for messing up her show, but they explain to her that it belongs to all of them and that they all worked hard to put on a good show. Francine thinks this over, realizes what a poor sport she has been, and apologizes for her bad reputation. She then asks if they would be willing to help her put on a great show together, and they happily agree.
Later, Francine is sobbin up in tha dressin room, humiliated at what tha fuck her playaz did ta her n' shit. Mista Muthafuckin Ratburn is pissed tha git tha fuck outta mah grill wit dat bullshit as well n' asks dat tha lil playas make improvements before tha muthafathas' show. Francine blames her playaz fo' messin up her show yo yo, but they explain ta her dat it belongs ta all of dem n' dat they all hit dat shiznit hard ta put on a phat show. Francine be thinkin dis over, realizes what tha fuck a skanky shiznit dat freaky freaky biatch has been, n' apologizes fo' her shitty reputation. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch then asks if they would be willin ta help her put on a pimped up show together, n' they happily agree.


That night, the parents' play goes well and is a total success. As they take their bows, Francine gives credit to her whole cast for its play. But after the curtain closes, she says they couldn't have done it without her. This causes her friends to pull her back behind the curtain even though she hasn't actually finished what she said yet as the show ends.
That night, tha muthafathas' play goes well n' be a total success fo' realz fo' realz. As they take they bows, Francine gives credit ta her whole cast fo' its play. But afta tha curtain closes, her big-ass booty say they couldn't have done it without her n' shit. This causes her playaz ta pull her back behind tha curtain even though dat freaky freaky biatch aint straight-up finished what tha fuck her big-ass booty holla'd yet as tha show ends.


==Characters==
==Characters==

Revision as of 04:31, 19 January 2022

"Francine Frensky, Superstar"
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Season/Series: 1
Number in season: 10b
Original Airdate: United States October 18, 1996[1]
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Written by: Joe Fallon
Storyboard by: Darren Brereton
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"Francine Frensky, Superstar" is the second half of the tenth episode in the first season of Arthur. It was later adapted into the book Francine the Superstar.

Summary

Francine lands the lead role in a school play and becomes a stage tyrant.

Plot

Da episode starts off wit Arthurz class auditionin fo' a school play. Busta tap dances on tha stage while Mista Muthafuckin Ratburn takes notes n' tha pimpin' muthafucka taps his cold-ass thugged-out lil' pencil ta tha noize fo' realz fo' realz. Arthur, behind that curtain, drops some bars ta tha viewers dat whenever they put on a school play, Francine gets shitty parts which result up in that uppity biatch gettin her feelings hurt. Fuck yo feelins hoe! Da first shitty part mentioned is tha Cherry Tree up in "George Washington n' da Cherry Tree", where Busta as George Washington been had cut her down n' she fell tha fuck flat on her face. That shit hurt! Then da next shitty part is Sir Isaac Newton j-chillin under a apple tree (played by Muffy) fo' realz fo' realz. Arthur stood on a ladder above dem wit a big-ass bucket of applez n' dropped one on Francinez head ta show how tha fuck Newton been discovered gravity. But then Arthur lost his balizzle n' caused tha rest of tha apples, tha bucket n' his fuckin lil' dirty ass ta fall on Francine. Da last shitty part is tha mighty cymbal up in tha orchestral orientation; Francine wore a goofy azz cymbal on her head n' Da Dome hit it straight-up hard wit a mallet. Da Dome don't give a fuck yo! Afta Arthur is done bustin lyrics, Francine strutts up on stage bustin a gangbangin' footbizzle uniform, falls n' gets hurt once again. She just stay takin straight Ls.

Afta tha title card, we then peep Mista Muthafuckin Ratburnz class where he be givin dem math problems ta do. Fuck math, as long as u can count paper and weigh the goods you is set fo a promising career in trap-nomics. Then Arthur looks at Miss Sweetwaterz class smokin donuts, drankin gin n juice n' he licks his wild lil' fuckin lips. Mista Muthafuckin Ratburn announces dat itz time fo' tha class ta put on a school play n' asks mah playas if they have any scams bout what tha fuck play they should do. They go right back up in muthafuckin Ratburn's ass when Sue Ellen claps back dat they should do a spooky rap on some monsta of mucus whoz ass gets his cold-ass thugged-out arms pulled off, but dig this they do be grow back. Da Dome suggests dat they should do a play bout space n' dat his schmoooove ass could make rocket gin n juice easily outta paper n' shit. Mista Muthafuckin Ratburn calls both they scams phat yo yo, but too fuckin expensive up fo' dem ta do yo. This be why them schools is need mo funding. Dude suggests dat they should do a play bout tha inventor Thomas Edison. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch, I do be talkin bout the muthafuckin lightbulbs n shit. Francine asks if he invented anythang dat would hit her up in tha face, n' Muffy asks if he invented tha Dewey Decimal System cuz dat dunkadelic hoe thought Dewey was his crazy-ass middle name. Mista Muthafuckin Ratburn explains dat Thomas Dril God Edison (aka The Life of the Party) invented tha phonograph, which played noize before soundcloud was invented.

Lata dat afternoon, as Mista Muthafuckin Ratburn is chillin up in tha auditorium assignin tha parts, Arthur, Buster, Da Dome, n' Muffy approach n' ask his thugged-out ass ta give Francine a phat part cuz dat freaky freaky biatch has never had one yo. Dude say dat da thug will, and when a homie say on god then you best believe he mean it. Pack a pipe and smoke to that.

Da next day, Mista Muthafuckin Ratburn announces tha parts: Busta is ghon be tha straight-up original gangsta light bulb, Arthur is ghon be tha straight-up original gangsta phonograph, Binky is ghon be tha locomotizzle n' Francine will star as Thomas "Spotem and Gotten" Edison (aka The Electric Trap Lord). Everyone cheers fo' her n' congraturates her n' shit. Francine promises dat biiiiatch won't let tha class down n' will give 110% ta her part.

Francine spendz tha next few minutes peepin' every last muthafuckin last muthafuckin thang dat thugged-out biiiatch can bout Thomas Edison. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. When she goes ta tha library, she asks fo' tha Thomas Edison section, only ta learn dat he up in tha biographies n' aint gots his own section. Played Out, her dope ass declares tha library ta be "trash af" compared to Wikipizzle.

Bitch rents up all tha books they had n' headz home, refusin Arthur n' Busterz offer ta git all up in tha Sugar Bowl cuz dat freaky freaky biatch has ta "study her inventions". That night, at home, she messes wit tha lights up in her crib ta study light bulbs n' buggin her olda sista Catherine, whoz ass is tryin ta read. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Catherine suggests she learn on some phonograph or a vizzle camera yo yo, but Francine messes wit tha lights some more, finally forcin Catherine ta booty-call they mutha ta tattle on Francine.

Francine goes ta tha local stores where her big-ass booty studies tha phonograph, cameras n' light bulbs. While her ass is up in tha hardware store lookin at lightbulbs, Prunella n' Muffy ask Francine if dat biiiiatch wants ta git all up in tha mall. Francine refuses yo yo, but offers ta let tha hoes study incandescent filaments wit her or some shit I don't even know. When Muffy calls dat shit boring (she right) Francine is insulted once again n' drops some lyrics ta Muffy dat without lights dat biiiiatch would gotta shop up in tha dark ya dig, but accordin ta her, she already do. Muffy starts ta shed tears n' runs out, makin Prunella git ticked off. Francine points up dat shiznit was Muffy whoz ass started it, n' dat her big-ass booty should be embarrassed fo' insultin incandescent filaments.

Durin rehearsals, Francine is examinin everyonez costumes, which tha Dome offers ta mend wit if there be a problem. Francine notices Busterz light bulb costume has air holes, which outrages her cuz if a light bulb had them, they wouldn't work. Busta needz dem ta breathe yo yo, but Francine forces tha Dome ta patch dem anyway.

In class tha next day, Mista Muthafuckin Ratburn be askin tha class when tha straight-up original gangsta gangsta light bulb was invented yo yo, but Francine drops some lyrics ta his thugged-out ass da thug wack ta booty-call it a light bulb, much ta tha classs shock fo' realz fo' realz. Accordin ta her, Edison invented tha incandescent lamp, n' tha name "light bulb" stuck lata n' shit. Mista Muthafuckin Ratburn agrees n' then Francine signals rehearsal.

At tha rehearsal, Francine is mad salty cuz Sue Ellenz camera costume has no sprocket holes, which would fuck up tha film. Mista Muthafuckin Ratburn takes Sue Ellen ta tha Dome ta fix dat shit. Francine then notices Arthur (dressed as a phonograph) aint bustin his bell cuz it echoes. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch forces it on his thugged-out ass n' shouts dat she'll "uninvent" (expel) his thugged-out ass if tha pimpin' muthafucka takes it off again n' again n' again n' again n' again n' again n' again n' again n' again n' dat da thug won't be up in her play at all fo' realz fo' realz. Arthur is straight-up annoyed by Francine shoutin at him, cuz her big-ass booty straight-up aint gots tha authoritizzle ta expel mah playas.

Da class be all up in tha Sugar Bowl n' deeply regrets askin Mista Muthafuckin Ratburn ta give Francine a phat part, cuz she acts like itz her show, not theirs fo' realz fo' realz. Arthur asks Muffy if she'll rap ta Francine yo yo, but Muffy say she not bustin lyrics ta her n' shit. Prunella explains how tha fuck Francine insulted Muffyz clothes. Binky threatens ta pound Francine n' poundz down on his soda ta demonstrate yo yo, but gets stained wit soda fo' realz fo' realz. Arthur plans ta reason wit her yo yo, but Francine refuses ta accept his beeper call cuz her ass is still studyin her inventions.

Da next day, tha class prepares ta put on tha play fo' tha kindergartners. Busta can't breathe cuz his wild lil' fuckin light bulbz air holez is now sealed by bandages yo yo, but Francine couldn't give a fuckin shiznit fo' realz fo' realz. Arthur drops some lyrics ta Francine flat up dat mah playas is mad salty at her cuz of how tha fuck dat dunkadelic hoe treated mah playas yo yo, but dat thugged-out biiiatch cooly brushes it off cuz "they aint gots her talent at ballin personality". Fed up, tha hustlas vow ta teach Francine a lesson.

Durin tha play, before it starts, Muffy welcomes mah playas n' refers ta Menlo Park as "Menstrual Park". Francine pops outta tha curtains n' angrily erects her n' shit. In tha straight-up original gangsta gangsta scene, Francine as Edison presents Arthur as tha phonograph. Instead of playin beatz, Arthur do beeper imitations which amuses tha crew yo yo, but make Francine annoyed.

Next, Francine presents tha straight-up original gangsta gangsta light bulb. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch pulls down tha shizzle coverin Busta n' discovers dat schmoooove muthafucka has a funky-ass big-ass grid up in tha front of his costume yo yo, but covers up her shock by actin like itz supposed ta be there, so peek-a-boo, clear tha way, I be comin' thru fo'sho. When she flips on tha light ta turn his thugged-out ass on, da perved-out muthafucka squirts her up in tha grill wit a wata gun, buggin Francine once again.

Then she uses her kinetoscope (Sue Ellen) ta film "Da Great Train Robbery". Binky chugs along until tha robbers (Jenna n' Muffy) rob his crazy-ass muthafuckin ass. They mess up tha act when Binky beats back tha robbers, spittin some lyrics ta dem ta "put 'em up!", up in which mah playas on stage starts ridin' dirty afterwards. Da play endz yo yo, but Francine tries ta stop tha closin curtains yo yo, but endz up gettin knocked onto tha stage floor fo' realz fo' realz. As a result, her classmates was makin mistakes on purpose ta turn tha tablez on her fo' her entitled attitude.

Later, Francine is sobbin up in tha dressin room, humiliated at what tha fuck her playaz did ta her n' shit. Mista Muthafuckin Ratburn is pissed tha git tha fuck outta mah grill wit dat bullshit as well n' asks dat tha lil playas make improvements before tha muthafathas' show. Francine blames her playaz fo' messin up her show yo yo, but they explain ta her dat it belongs ta all of dem n' dat they all hit dat shiznit hard ta put on a phat show. Francine be thinkin dis over, realizes what tha fuck a skanky shiznit dat freaky freaky biatch has been, n' apologizes fo' her shitty reputation. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch then asks if they would be willin ta help her put on a pimped up show together, n' they happily agree.

That night, tha muthafathas' play goes well n' be a total success fo' realz fo' realz. As they take they bows, Francine gives credit ta her whole cast fo' its play. But afta tha curtain closes, her big-ass booty say they couldn't have done it without her n' shit. This causes her playaz ta pull her back behind tha curtain even though dat freaky freaky biatch aint straight-up finished what tha fuck her big-ass booty holla'd yet as tha show ends.

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Trivia

  • Muffy doesn't have her buck teeth in this episode.
  • Moral: Dont be bossy boots for your own benefits.
  • For some unknown reason George is the only member of Mr. Ratburn's class to not be involved in the play.
  • The music that's played when Francine plays the phonograph in the shop is some of the background music played in Arthur.
  • During the ending when everyone is bowing Maria is the only reporter actor seen as Alex and Fern have mysteriously disappeared.

Cultural references

  • Thomas Edison was the real inventor of the light bulb, phonograph, etc.
  • In three past plays, Francine played the roles of a cherry tree, Sir Isaac Newton, and a cymbal.

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Errors

  • Plot Hole: How could Buster not breathe in his light bulb costume, if there were holes for his arms?
Francine and Catherine's room, having excluded Catherine's bed.
  • In the play finale for all the families to see, Francine, Buster, Muffy, (who is also shown at the flashback when Francine was a cherry tree.) George, Francine, and Sue Ellen can be seen in the audience, however, the real classmates are performing on stage.
  • Although Catherine made her debut in this episode, her and Francine's bedroom lacked her bed (showing only Francine's bed), which was also lacked in "Francine's Bad Hair Day" and many other episodes in this season.
  • When Muffy says "Me, too" the Brain's hand is pale.
  • When Mr. Ratburn asks the class to name one of Edison's inventions, nobody answers. But it's hardly believable that Brain wouldn't know the answer, especially since he claims he can "easily" make rocket fuel.
    Half of the Brain is copied onto Buster.
  • In the scene at the Sugar Bowl, Buster's sweater and skin tone of his hands match the Brain's in one shot.
  • When Mr. Ratburn is speaking to the class about the phonograph, Alex appears to look like Patrick.
  • In the beginning, Francine's body gear was green and purple. later it was changed to orange.
  • In the beginning just as Sue Ellen stands up to announce her idea for the play, Francine's sweater is mistakenly colored yellow, as can be seen while Binky is talking in the foreground.
  • At one point, Luke can be seen in Mr. Ratburn's class.
  • In the classroom, Alex and Maria are sitting next to each other when Ratburn collects their papers. Later in the scene, Maria is next to Otis and Alex is next to George.
  • When Mr. Ratburn is placing a book down, its top can be seen overlapping the two books.
  • When Francine gets angry about Sue Ellen's costume not having sprocket holes, Sue Ellen's hair is brown instead of orange

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