We Three Kings

"We Three Kings" is a traditional Christmas carol. Track 14 of the album Arthur's Perfect Christmas, it is one of several such carols performed by D.W., however, D.W. does not sing the songs correctly. She instead sings her own entirely made up lyrics to the tunes of the original songs.

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We three kings ate boiling tar
Kissed a bear in back of a car
Drank a fountain, chewed a mountain
Why did we eat that tar?

What were we thinking?
What did we do?
What were we drinking?
What did we chew?

Tar is not a major food group
And you shouldn't kiss a bear.

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Arthur and Friends: The First Almost Real Not Live CD (or Tape)	1. "Believe in Yourself" • 2. "Library Card" • 3. "Crazy Bus (No Way!)" • 4. "Arthur vs. the Piano" • 5. "The UFO Song" • 6. "Meek for a Week" • 7. "Jekyll and Hyde" • 8. "My Dog Pal" • 9. "Matalij Ja Mustii (The Binky Song)" • 10. "Crazy Bus (I Said No, D.W.!)" • 11. "My Night Light" • 12. "Go to Sleep" • 13. "Thinking Tune" • 14. "Lucky Pencil" • 15. "Homework" • 16. "Poetry Club" • 17. "The Ballad of Buster Baxter" • 18. "Leftovers Goulash" • 19. "Crazy Bus (What's This Doing Here?)"

Arthur's Perfect Christmas	1. "Perfect Christmas" • 2. "Jingle Bells" • 3. "The First Noel" • 4. "Boogie Woogie Christmas" • 5. "Here We Come a'Wassailing" • 6. "O Little Town of Bethlehem" • 7. "Silent Night" • 8. "Fum, Fum, Fum" • 9. "It's Kwanzaa Time!" • 10. "What Child Is This?" • 11. "What's the Use of Presents?" • 12. "Baxter Day" • 13. "I'm Not Scared of Santa" • 14. "We Three Kings" • 15. "Chanukah, Oh Chanukah" • 16. "Sevivon" • 17. "Chanukah Blessing" • 18. "Sankta Lucia" • 19. "Nu Är Det Jul Igen" • 20. "Angels We Have Heard on High" • 21. "Bring a Torch, Jeanette, Isabella" • 22. "It Came Upon a Midnight Clear" • 23. "O Tannenbaum" • 24. "Joy to the World" • 25. "Perfect Christmas Reprise"

Arthur's Really Rockin' Music Mix	1. "Believe in Yourself (Arthur Theme Remix)" • 2. "I Don't Want to Wake Up" • 3. "Pop Quiz from Ratburn" • 4. "Has Anybody Seen My Invisible Friend?" • 5. "Two Sides of the Story" • 6. "I Can't Snap My Fingers" • 7. "Fly, Butterfly, Fly!" • 8. "D.W.'s Brass in Pocket" • 9. "Elwood City: A Report" • 10. "Muffy's Soccer Song" • 11. "My Brain" • 12. "Only the Frensky" • 13. "Mrs. Wha-cha-ma-call-it" • 14. "Fern's Detective Tango" • 15. "My Echo Doesn't Sound Like Me" • 16. "Goldilocks and The Bears Trio as Told by Sue Ellen"

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