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==Lyrics==
==Lyrics==
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(Begins with the tune of "Clair de Lune")
It's me against the piano, why do I have to practice?
It's me against the piano, why do I have to practice?
I'd rather play the radio, I'd rather sit on cactus!
I'd rather play the radio, I'd rather sit on cactus!
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Chorus:
Chorus:
Practicing is just the same thing
Practicing is just the same thing
Over and over and over and over
over and over and over and over
Practicing is the just the same thing
 
Over and over and over and over
Practicing is just the same thing
over and over and over and over
 
 
 
(Groans)
 
(to the tune of "Chopsticks")


Chopsticks, they call this tune
Chopsticks, they call this tune
I'd rather use a spoon
I'd rather use a spoon. I'd like to boil it in grease, this piece!
I'd like to boil it in grease, this piece!


(Chorus)
(Chorus)
(Grunts)
(to the tune of "The Happy Farmer")


The Happy Farmer is happy 'cause
The Happy Farmer is happy 'cause
He knows he's growing beets and greens and squash
he knows;
 
He's growing beets and greens and squash
and not some pianos!
and not some pianos!


Do is dough - It's uncooked bread
(to the tune of "Do-Re-Mi" from "The Sound of Music")
Re like in raygun - that turns you to a nerd
 
Mi as in mean, and meaningless too
Do is dough - It's uncooked bread.
 
Re like in raygun - that turns you to a nerd.
 
 
Mi as in mean, and meaningless too.
 
 
Fa, what is fa? It isn't even a word!
Fa, what is fa? It isn't even a word!
So, as in, "So what?"
So, as in, "So what?"
La, like in "Blah!", it's a big fat yawn!
La, like in "Blah!", it's a big fat yawn!
Ti, is like tea, which is old boiled leaves!
Ti, is like tea, which is old boiled leaves!
And Do, more do, it goes on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on!
 
 
And Do, more doe!
 
It goes on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and ON!
 
 
 
(Sighs)


I don't like the piano. I'm sorry [[Wikipedia:J.S. Bach|Mr. Bach]]!
I don't like the piano. I'm sorry [[Wikipedia:J.S. Bach|Mr. Bach]]!
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Latest revision as of 22:09, 17 January 2019

This article is about the song. You may be looking for the episode.
Arthur vs. the Piano
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Name Arthur vs. the Piano
Artist Arthur Read (Michael Yarmush)
Played in Arthur and Friends: The First Almost Real Not Live CD (or Tape)

Arthur vs. the Piano is a song on Arthur and Friends: The First Almost Real Not Live CD (or Tape). It is named after the episode of the same name.

Lyrics[edit]

Arthur Vs the Piano liner notes.jpg

(Begins with the tune of "Clair de Lune")

It's me against the piano, why do I have to practice? I'd rather play the radio, I'd rather sit on cactus! It's me versus the piano, I hope it doesn't trouble you I'd rather go play baseball, I'd rather play with D.W..

Chorus: Practicing is just the same thing over and over and over and over

Practicing is just the same thing over and over and over and over


(Groans)

(to the tune of "Chopsticks")

Chopsticks, they call this tune I'd rather use a spoon. I'd like to boil it in grease, this piece!

(Chorus)


(Grunts)

(to the tune of "The Happy Farmer")

The Happy Farmer is happy 'cause he knows;

He's growing beets and greens and squash and not some pianos!

(to the tune of "Do-Re-Mi" from "The Sound of Music")

Do is dough - It's uncooked bread.

Re like in raygun - that turns you to a nerd.


Mi as in mean, and meaningless too.


Fa, what is fa? It isn't even a word!

So, as in, "So what?"


La, like in "Blah!", it's a big fat yawn!

Ti, is like tea, which is old boiled leaves!


And Do, more doe!

It goes on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and ON!


(Sighs)

I don't like the piano. I'm sorry Mr. Bach! I should be reading music, not just staring at the clock.

(Chorus)