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Buster Isn't Buying It

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"Buster Isn't Buying It"

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Season/Series: 19 (USA)
18 (UK)
Number in season: 5A (US)[1]
17 (UK)[2]
Original Airdate: United States June 2, 2015[1]
United Kingdom March 17, 2015[2][3][4]
Australia May 5, 2015[5]
Written by: Peter K. Hirsch
Storyboard by: Jeremy O'Neill
"Dueling Detectives!"
"One Ornery Critter"
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"Buster Isn't Buying It" is the first half of the fifth episode in the nineteenth season of Arthur.


Aliens, conspiracy theories, the megatoad...Buster believes in everything! That is until his favorite show gets cancelled for false reporting. Now the new Buster isn't buying anything! Can Arthur and friends convince him to have a little faith?[6]


Da episode begins wit a TV show, wit a playa poppin' off bout tha wildlife up in Elwood City, n' askin if there be a suttin' under tha wata thatz dangerous. Buster calls Mista Muthafuckin Morris on tha beeper n' asks what tha fuck tha pimpin' muthafucka be thinkin it is. Mista Muthafuckin Morris, whoz also watchin tha show, respondz dat da ruffneck don't give a fuck, n' is straight-up trippin ta smoke up. Da host of tha TV show continues ta say dat him, n' a crew of scientists is tryin ta smoke up if a giant, carnivorous toad called tha Megatoad straight-up exists, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. Mista Muthafuckin Morris asks Busta bout whether or not tha pimpin' muthafucka be thinkin tha Megatoad is real, n' Buster, whoz ass has dropped his thugged-out lil' popcorn on tha floor, say dat his thugged-out lil' punk-ass believes it cuz it is on TV.

Busta Ain't Buyin dat Shit

Da Dome is closin down his crazy-ass muthafuckin ice cream shop fo' tha day, while Busta is poppin' off bout tha Megatoad. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Arthur, whoz ass is bustin his homework, states dat there is no such thang as a Megatoad. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Busta insists dat there is, cuz da perved-out muthafucka saw it on Da Factoid Front. Da Dome say dat Martin Spivack, tha show host, aint a real doctor. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Busta respondz dat he be a thugged-out doctor of forensic speculography fo' realz. Arthur do not KNOW what tha fuck dat is. Busta don't either yo, but da thug freestyled it down cuz da thug wants ta study it when he olda n' shit. Da Dome say dat Da Factoid Front is full of flawed science yo, but Busta say dat it is where he gets all his dopest shiznit. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Da Dome calls his ass gullible, which offendz Buster, n' he runs outta tha store, saying, "Letz peep whoz ass gets tha last laugh when Megatoadz is hoppin down Main Street!"

Later, Ms. Baxter readz tha newspaper ta Buster, which has a article sayin dat Da Factoid Front has been shut down cuz of tha flawed science dat Dome mentioned. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Busta say dat his thugged-out lil' punk-ass believed it, n' his crazy-ass mutha respondz dat fuckin shitloadz of playas did as well.

That evening, Busta telephones Arthur, sayin dat da thug was right bout Megatoadz not existin fo' realz. Arthur say dat itz a phat thang yo, but Busta is worried bout bein gullible fo' realz. Arthur awkwardly states dat Busta aint gullible yo, but do gotz a funky-ass big-ass imagination, then starts saying, "Like if I holla'd at you I saw some flashin lights up in tha sky n' aint a thugged-out damn thang dat yo' ass can do.." Busta be thinkin dat Arthur straight-up did peep flashin lights n' gets excited. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! This type'a shiznit happens all tha time. When Arthur points up dat his thugged-out lil' punk-ass bein hypothetical, Busta decides dat he straight-up is gullible fo' realz. Arthur tries ta say dat it aint a gangbangin' finger-lickin' dirty-ass shitty-ass thang yo, but Busta hangs up.

Da next day, he puts all his thugged-out alien paraphernalia up in a funky-ass box marked "free stuff" n' puts it on tha sidewalk. George is surprised, n' asks why Busta is gettin rid of dat shit. Busta replies dat it belonged ta his "old self" n' dat he goin ta only believe thangs dat can be 100% proven. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch yo. Dude leaves, n' George takes tha box.

On tha way ta school, Arthur tries ta tell Buster, whoz ass is smokin a apple, bout Da Factoid Front bein shut down. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Busta say dat he knows yo, but dat tha "new Buster" says, "phat riddance." Arthur is wonderin what tha fuck Busta means by "new Buster". Busta replies dat he is now only acceptin thangs dat can be scientifically proven. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch fo' realz. Arthur tries ta git Busta ta read his horoscope. Busta wants ta yo, but da ruffneck don't wanna believe up in astrologizzle yo. Dude throws tha newspaper away n' they keep struttin yo, but Busta comes back n' readz tha horoscope: Take lyrics from a oldschool playa. Arthur clears his cold-ass throat yo, but Busta fronts da thug was not finished wit tha apple core n' puts it up in his thugged-out lil' pocket.

Later, Busta be bout ta play as a funky-ass batta up in baseball, n' Francine wishes his ass luck. Busta say dat tha "new Buster" don't believe up in luck yo. Dude then starts wonderin if luck has been scientifically proven, which distracts his ass tha fuck into strikin out.

Some time later, Arthur say dat he n' Busta need ta brang umbrellas, as tha forecast predicted rain. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Busta don't wanna take a umbrella cuz it aint definite. When it rains, da perved-out muthafucka say dat it is simply a cold-ass lil coincidence.

At tha ice cream shop, Francine say dat she misses tha oldschool Busta as da thug was betta at basebizzle. Kick dat shit! Arthur say dat tha oldschool Busta was mo' fun. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. They suggest dat Dome talks ta his ass n' drops some lyrics ta his ass dat monstas exist. Da Dome, whoz ass don't believe up in monstas either, say dat his schmoooove ass cannot tell Busta dis shiznit fo' realz. Arthur say dat his schmoooove ass could tell his ass suttin' else.

Da Dome then shows Busta a photo of a amphibian. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Busta asks if it aint nuthin but a Megatoad, ta which tha Dome replies that, no, it aint nuthin but a tree frog, n' dat tree frogs can survive afta bein frozen. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Busta asks why tha Dome is spittin some lyrics ta his ass this, ta which tha Dome quickly explains dat there be a slim chizzle dat a Megatoad could have survived, which make his ass lightheaded. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Busta asks tha Dome fo' proof, n' when his schmoooove ass can offer none, Busta say dat Dome is no betta than Martin Spivack, which offendz his muthafuckin ass.

In tha tree house, tha Dome say dat Busta called his ass a gangbangin' forensic speculographist. Francine, whoz ass is playin wit a funky-ass ball, asks what tha fuck dat is. Da Dome don't give a fuck yo, but tha pimpin' muthafucka be thinkin it soundz bitch ass fo' realz. Arthur then suggests hypnotizin Busta n' shit. Da Dome then asks fo' a funky-ass big-ass tarp.

Da hustlas use supplies ta cook up a gangbangin' fake Megatoad. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Arthur phones up Buster, askin if da thug wants ta go fo' a strutt as itz a funky-ass dope day. It make me wanna hollar playa! Busta asks if Arthur can prove it, ta which Arthur replies, up in a gangbangin' frustrated manner, dat Busta can look up tha window. Busta do, n' agrees ta hook up Arthur up in five minutes.

On they strutt, Francine n' tha Dome, dressed up as tha Megatoad, show up, n' Arthur pretendz not ta know what tha fuck it is. Pal then runs up n' pulls tha costume off fo' realz. Arthur say dat they wanted tha oldschool Busta back. Busta wants his oldschool self back as well yo, but wondaz why da perved-out muthafucka should believe suttin' if it can't be proven.

That evening, Mista Muthafuckin Morris phones Buster, spittin some lyrics ta his ass dat da perved-out muthafucka saw a U.F.O.. Busta asks Mista Muthafuckin Morris why his thugged-out lil' punk-ass believes up in aliens, n' Mista Muthafuckin Morris explains ta Busta dat there be a shitload of thangs dat playas don't give a fuck bout space yet yo. Dude believes up in aliens cuz it make game mo' interesting.

Busta agrees, gets his thugged-out alien paraphernalia back from George, n' drops some lyrics ta tha Dome a hypothesis dat schmoooove muthafucka has on how tha fuck a Megatoad could still exist. This annoys tha Dome, cuz he is bustin his homework.



  • Moral:
    • Just because one thing is false doesn't mean everything else is false.
    • Dont be happy about something you don't like is gone for your own benefits.


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