Arthur Makes a Movie

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"Arthur Makes a Movie"
Season/Series:	2
Number in season:	4A
Original Airdate:	October 23, 1997 November 27, 1997 January 29, 2002
Credits
Written by:	Peter K. Hirsch
Storyboard by:	Robert Yap
Episodes
Previous "Buster and the Daredevils"	Next "Go to Your Room, D.W."
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"Arthur Makes a Movie" is the first half of the fourth episode in the second season of Arthur.

Summary

When Arthur and his friends are too young to watch a James Hound movie, due to being rated PG-13, the gang gets together to make a movie that stars Arthur and puts Muffy in the director's chair.

Plot

Arthur goes ta that place where they be showing movies wit his crew n' is watchin a promo fo' tha sickest fuckin Jizzy Hound porno. Unfortunately, Arthur n' his wild lil' playaz is too lil' ta peep a Jizzy Hound porno as tha porno is rated R-17 n' they only 8 muthafuckin years old. As Arthurz father drops some lyrics ta Arthur dat he only has 13 mo' muthafuckin years ta be 21 muthafuckin years old. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Arthur is instead forced ta peep a movie of D.W.'s choosing: Shark Tale wit Will Smith. I ain't gonna lie that's a funny af movie, y'all go see dat shit NOW.

Arthur n' his wild lil' playaz lata say shit bout tha Jizzy Hound porno. Upset dat they can't peep tha real one, Francine holla'd they just gotta wait until they is olda yo, but then Buster holla'd dat Jizzy Hound will also git olda n' by tha time they is ghon be oldschool enough ta peep tha porno, "he'll be dusty af".

Da Dome holla'd dat they will git a freshly smoked up hustla ta play as his ass when Jizzy Hound be too crusty n' Busta holla'd dat da thug won't be as phat as tha one n' aint a thugged-out damn thang dat they can do. Then they decizzle ta make they own Jizzy Hound flick wit Muffy's freshly smoked up vizzle camera.

They first decizzle ta make tha scene where Hound rides his crazy-ass motor bike n' squirts dust at two villains so dat his schmoooove ass can escape fo' realz. Arthur skits tha role of Jizzy Hound n' Busta n' Da Dome play tha villains chasin his muthafuckin ass.

But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat Arthur cannot find a funky-ass black bow tie ta wear like Jizzy Hound, n' is forced ta wear a red polka-dot tie lent ta his ass by Francine. This bitch ain't got no drip.

When Arthur squirts tha baby powder dust at Busta n' Dome he accidentally squirts his dirty ass cuz of a unexpected wind gust n' crashes tha bike. FUCK I do be hoping they gots that Geico insurance.

Busta asks ta do tha scene where Jizzy Hound fights tha evil Genius up in his lil bitch ass space station shaped like a bong, durin which da perved-out muthafucka stops tha villain from turnin all sealife in tha oceans against tha humans in that Ghetto.

Da gang find dat ta be hard as fuck ta film yo, so instead Da Dome decides ta do tha scene where Houndz Genius Sidekick IQ saves tha ghetto from a nuclear fuck up.

Francine decides ta do tha scene where Hound saves tha pretty lady from a gangbangin' finger-lickin' dirty-ass shark up in which Francine skits tha pretty lady n' Arthur once again n' again n' again skits Jizzy Hound. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! They use Muffyz pool as tha wata n' D.W.z toy shark Sharky as tha shark.

D.W. uses diver Nikes fo' a cold-ass lil clapperboard. That be innovative in the face of adversity. Arthur as Jizzy Hound saves Francine n' they exchange some cheesy horny-ass remarks, much ta Arthurz delight. Unfortunately, Muffy aint figured up her camera n' accidentally ejects they film tha fuck into tha pool.

Da gang shows tha tape ta they olda playa Prunella yo, but git tha fuck into a heated argument when they realize how fuckin trash they movie be lookin.

But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat Prunella surprisingly rides hard fo' they movie, even if it wasn't much like tha Jizzy Hound porno, which dat freaky freaky biatch her muthafuckin ass did git ta see. Da gang be aiiight wit tha final cut, as they did have get high makin dat shit.

Characters

Major

• Arthur Read
• Buster Baxter
• The Brain
• Francine Frensky
• Muffy Crosswire
• Prunella Deegan

Minor

• D.W. Read
• David Read
• James Hound

Cameo

• Jane Read
• Paige Turner
• Emily
• Bailey
• Ms. Albright
• Unknown Male Adult Rabbit (Number 3)
• Unknown Female Adult Rabbit (Number 4)
• Marie-Hélène
• Luke
• Patrick
• Brian
• Otis
• President
• Unnamed male bird
• Unnamed female cat
• Unnamed male aardvark

Trivia

• Arthur states that James Hound's bowtie is black, even though in the real trailer, it is red.

Cultural references

• James Hound is a parody of the James Bond film series.
• Kitty, Come Home is most likely a reference to Lassie Come Home.

Episode connections

• This is Sharky's first appearance since its debut in "Arthur's Family Vacation."
• Another PG-13 movie (Wacky Zack the Zombie King) is mentioned in "George Blows His Top."
• When Brain and Arthur film the missile scene, Arthur refers to Brain as "I.Q." In "The Return of the King," a student from Glenbrook Academy named I.Q., who is Brain's doppelganger, debuts.
• Arthur's video camera appears again in Arthur Loses His Marbles.

Production notes

• On some post-9/11 airings and on video releases, the I.Q. imagine spot is edited, so we don't see the missile stop right before hitting the White House; instead, it freeze-frames on the Brain as I.Q. pushing down the "1" button, as we hear Arthur saying "We did it!" (with a noticeably different voice actor), and then it goes to the parade scene.

Errors

• Right before Muffy says "hello, little ants," Bailey is replaced with Carl Pacheva.
• You actually can watch PG-13 Movies. It just means Arthur needs a parent to watch with him.

Home Video

DVD:

• Arthur Makes a Movie (2005 DVD)
• Arthur Makes a Movie (2014 DVD)
• Arthur: The Complete Series 2

VHS:

• Arthur Makes a Movie (VHS)

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