Buster Baxter, Cat Saver (episode)/Transcript

Arthur Read: D.W., can I use the—

D.W.: No, it's my music time!

Arthur: But you've played this song 375 times since Monday!

Joe Fallon: (singing) Wacky, goony, goofy, spoony/High as a plane or balloony—

Arthur: Balloony?

(song continues)

Arthur: (groans)

(song ends)

Arthur: Finally! It's over.

D.W. and Joe: BUS!

Joe: ONE MORE TIME!

Arthur: Aw, come on! It's the worst song ever!

D.W.: You just don't get it, Arthur. You're too old.

(she turns the music back on)

D.W.: (sings) Crazy bus, crazy bus, riding on a crazy bus....

(out on the front porch)

Arthur: I'll read the funnies to you, boy. (he sees his best friend's picture on the front page of the newspaper) Buster?! (to his father) Hey, Dad! Look! Buster's a hero! (to his mother) Buster's a hero! (to D.W.) Buster's a hero!

D.W.: You made me miss the best part!

(the next day at school)

Buster: It was no big deal, really. I was just in the right place at the right time.

Binky Barnes: So, you're a big hero, huh?

Buster: Sort of.

Binky: Can I have your autograph?

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Buster tells his story to a journalist.

Buster: The helicopter lowered me towards the kitty. I had to leap with precision timing, risking my very life…        

Arthur and Francine are listening from a few yards away.

Francine: I’m getting pretty tired of this story.

Binky: Not me. It’s always different.

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Arthur has tried to tell Buster that everybody is annoyed.

Francine: What did Buster say when you told him?

Arthur: He wouldn’t believe me. He just kept doing all this dopey kicking and punching. Then he said his show will be edutainment.

Arthur+Brain+Francine: Eww!

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The title card for Buster’s movie look likes an "Arthur" title card. Arthur runs into it.

Announcer: Buster Baxter: Piano Tamer! Based on a True Story!

Arthur: HOLD IT! This is NOT gonna be a movie!

Buster: It could be.

Arthur: No! Way!

Buster: Coming to a theater near you.

Arthur: It is NOT!

Buster: How about a CD?

Arthur: No!

Buster: A video game?

Arthur: NO!

Buster: Comic book?

Arthur: NOOO!