Buster Baxter, Cat Saver (episode)/Transcript

Arthur Read: D.W., can I use the—

D.W.: No, it's my music time!

Arthur: But you've played this song 375 times since Monday!

Joe Fallon: (singing) Wacky, goony, goofy, spoony/High as a plane or balloony—

Arthur: Balloony?

(song continues)

Arthur: (groans)

(song ends)

Arthur: Finally! It's over.

D.W. and Joe: BUS!

Joe: ONE MORE TIME!

Arthur: Aw, come on! It's the worst song ever!

D.W.: You just don't get it, Arthur. You're too old.

(she turns the music back on)

D.W.: (sings) Crazy bus, crazy bus, riding on a crazy bus....

(out on the front porch)

Arthur: I'll read the funnies to you, boy. (he sees his best friend's picture on the front page of the newspaper) Buster?! (to his father) Hey, Dad! Look! Buster's a hero! (to his mother) Buster's a hero! (to D.W.) Buster's a hero!

D.W.: You made me miss the best part!

(the next day at school)

Buster: It was no big deal, really. I was just in the right place at the right time.

Binky Barnes: So, you're a big hero, huh?

Buster: Sort of.

Binky: Can I have your autograph?