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Muffy's Soccer Shocker/Transcript
Arthur Read: Soccer practice just hasn't been the same since Mr. Crosswire took over as coach!
(whistle blows)
Mr. Crosswire: Make like a shock absorber, Billy! Like a—
Arthur: We've been doing this drill for half an hour! When will he realize we just don't know how to trap the ball?
Buster Baxter: Is that what we're supposed to be doing? Your turn, Arthur.
Mr. Crosswire: Come on, Arthur! Like a big ol' shock absorber just absorbing those bounces!
(Arthur traps the ball with his nose and lands on the ground)
Mr. Crosswire: Good, Arthur, and next time, let's try trapping it with our chest instead of our nose.
(Intertitle)
Muffy's Soccer Shocker
Written by: Matt Steinglass --- Storyboard by: Patricia Atchison and Lyndon Ruddy
Binky: (v.o.) Muffy's Soccer Shocker!
Arthur: Yee-haa!!!!
(Back to the story)
#[edit]
Mr. Crosswire: Members of the Soccer Parents Association: I have some good news and some bad news. Trevor has decided to quit coaching soccer.
Mr. Read: Yes! Hey, maybe we can even win a game this year.
Mrs. Read: David, I think that’s the bad news.
#[edit]
Muffy comments the game with a megaphone. Brain, the goalie, sprains his ancle.
Mr. Crosswire: Looks like we’re going to need our substitute.
Muffy: Yes! We’re calling in our cavalry. The replacemenator. Our substitute-to-be-true. Wait a minute. That’s me!
