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Arthur the Loser/Transcript
Title Card[edit]
Intertitle: Family Photo
Francine: (voice-over) Arthur the Loser.
Kate: (crying)
On Television[edit]
Boy: What can we do for fun?
Kids: (cheering)
Women: It's new, it's fun! It's number one! What is it? No Guessing!
Boy #2: I win!
Announcer: No Guessing! The world's greatest (inaudible) game! It's the most fun you'll ever have!
In the living room[edit]
Arthur: Wow. I want that game.
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Francine beat Arthur at bowling.
Arthur: Please don’t say “I win”.
Francine: Okay. You lose!
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The Reads sit at the dinner table.
Arthur: After I lost at bowling, I lost at video games and checkers. I lose at everything. I even lost my glasses.
D.W.: I'll help find them for five dollars.
Mrs. Read: D.W.! They're on your head, Arthur. Arthur pulls his glasses over his eyes.
Arthur: (sighs) I guess I’m just a loser.
Mr. Read: Sometimes luck goes in cycles. Don't worry, you'll start winning again soon.
Arthur sits in his room looking glum. D.W. comes in with a deck of cards.
D.W.: How about a game of cards before your luck changes? I mean, to help your luck change.
#[edit]
Arthur plays Binky if front of an audience of students.
Arthur: Why are my friends rooting against me? Fern comes up to him.
Fern: Everyone wants to see you lose because you’ve been acting like a jerk. Sorry.
