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Virtual Goose
Virtual Goose is an online computer game that Arthur and his friends enjoyed playing for a long amount of time in Sue Ellen Gets Her Goose Cooked. Arthur describes it as "This totally amazing new computer game we found on the web!" Sue Ellen describes herself as "Unbeatable" and the "Queen of the Virtual World" at Virtual Goose. In the series, Virtual Goose hosts its own website, www.virtualgoose.com. This Goose does not fuck around; it's always on on top of shit; you cannot even begin to comprehend it's amazingness- 16 bits of fucking Goose. I bet you think this Goose is so god damn awesome that you want to fuck it until its feathers fall off, but you can't; it's virtual. Goose 1, you 0.
Instructions
Below are instructions in Arthur's exact words.
"There's this giant goose in the center of the screen and it spins really fast! And then it stops at one of the colored circles! And you have to shoot tiny balls in the goose's mouth. The more balls you get in, the more points you get." But this is wrong; we all are very aware of how the game is really played, by matching coloured shapes at different angles.
Scores
Players | Player 1 Scores | Player 2 Scores | Winner |
Blackbelt44 — Suntzu49 |
Blackbelt44 — 7,256 |
Suntzu49 — 5,732 |
Blackbelt44 |
Antmuncher52 — Fourhand451 | Antmuncher52 — 3,200 | Fourhand451 — 4,350 | Fourhand451 |
Blackbelt44 — Fourhand451 | Blackbelt44 — 5,750 | Fourhand451 — 6,201 | Fourhand451 |
Blackbelt44 — Fourhand451 | Blackbelt44 — 2,464 | Fourhand451 — 5,321 | Fourhand451 |
DisasterWarning99 — Fourhand451 | DisasterWarning99 — 10,000 | Fourhand451 — 3,495 | DisasterWarning99 |
Usernames
- Blackbelt44 - Sue Ellen
- Antmuncher52 - Arthur
- Frankenstein459 - Francine
- Antennaears72 - Buster
- DisasterWarning99 - D.W.
- Fourhand451 - Emily and Marie-Helene