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Arthur's Big Hit/Transcript
ARTHUR'S BIG HIT
Writer: Joe Fallon ---- Storyboard Artist: Robert Yap
Francine Frensky: Presenting the Main Event. The Champion Arthur Read.
(Audience cheer)
Arthur Read: I've been waiting for this Fight for years. There's no way I can lose.
Francine: And the challenger. Dora Winifred Read.
Arthur: Prepare to lose.
D.W.: What?
Arthur: I said "Prepare to Lose"
D.W.: This doesn't help. I can't read.
Arthur: I TOLD YOU NOT TO TOUCH IT!
(he angrily hits D.W. in the arm)
D.W. Read: (cries in tears)
Mother: ARTHUR TIMOTHY READ, COME HERE!
Arthur: Uh-oh. Middle name.
(In the kitchen)
D.W.: Are they gonna amputake my arm?
Father: No, honey, it's amputate, not amputake.
D.W.: Are they gonna amputate?!
Father: No. I'm in charge, and I'm putting ice on it. (D.W. shrieks) What's wrong?
D.W.: That's cold.
(In the hallway)
Mother: Apologize to your sister.
Arthur: No way she should apologize to me I worked all week on this. (Arthur shows his mom the broken model plane) I told her a million times not to touch it.
(David Read carrying D.W.)
D.W.: You're bad.
(In the living room)
David: Arthur this means no TV for a week.
Arthur: What that is so unfair. (Arthur furiously turns to his left on the stool) You don't care what she even did to me.
Jane: We'll deal what she did, but you what you did is wrong too.
(At the school, Arthur and Buster walking)
Arthur: I missed Bionic Bunny last night, because I can't watch TV a whole week. Can you believe that.
Buster: Nope. Don't believe it, you hit your sister that's terrible.
Arthur: C'mon it's like you never hit anybody.
Buster: Nope
(Arthur and Buster entering the school)
Binky: Did you hear that. Arthur just hit his sister, I'm for one of shocked.
4th Grade Male Dog: How you could be shocked about hitting someone.
Binky: Why not.
(Binky stands up to Molly)
Molly: Well you're Binky Barnes ,you always. You know, cant remember the last time that you hit anybody
(Binky gets confused)
Binky: Well, what do you mean.
(Schoolbell rings)
Binky: Hah, don't want to be late
(In the school hallways)
Molly: So what was it Bink
4th Grade Male Dog: So Binky doesn't have to remember the past glorious fights.
(Binky turns around)
Binky: That's right
4th Grade Male Dog: That he is afraid of no one of his established factoid
Binky: That's right
4th Grade Male Dog: He can prove it easily by socking the very next kid who turns that corner
Binky: That's right. What?
(Arthur comes in the hallway where the tough customers are at.)
Molly: Go head Binky. Sock him.
Binky: Maybe I don't feel like it
Molly: You better feel like it or you're out of the club.