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Difference between revisions of "The Last of Mary Moo Cow/Transcript"
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(''One afternoon, Arthur switches the clocks from 3:30 to 4:00 and turns on the television. D.W. comes into the living room'') | (''One afternoon, Arthur switches the clocks from 3:30 to 4:00 and turns on the television. D.W. comes into the living room'') | ||
[[D.W. Read]]: | [[D.W. Read]]: Uh-uh-uh. Three-thirty is my T.V. time. Your time is— | ||
(''Arthur points at the clock on top of the television'') | (''Arthur points at the clock on top of the television'') | ||
D.W.: I DON'T WATCH | D.W.: I DON'T WATCH MARY MOO COW ON A CLOCK! | ||
[[Arthur Read]]: It says four o'clock. | [[Arthur Read]]: It says four o'clock. | ||
D.W.: Lucky for me, I can't tell time! (she changes the channel to her favorite show | D.W.: Lucky for me, I can't tell time! (she changes the channel to her favorite show [[Mary Moo Cow (show)|Mary Moo Cow]]) MOM! ARTHUR CHANGED ALL THE CLOCKS AGAIN! | ||
Arthur: There's no fooling D.W. when it comes to | Arthur: There's no fooling D.W. when it comes to Mary Moo Cow. | ||
(at the supermarket) | (at the supermarket) | ||
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Arthur: If she couldn't watch this show, she'd go crazy! Well, crazier. | Arthur: If she couldn't watch this show, she'd go crazy! Well, crazier. | ||
[[Mary Moo Cow]]: Thank you, boys and girls! That was fun! Will you sing it again? | |||
Kids on T.V.: Yes! | Kids on T.V.: Yes! | ||
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[[Arthur Read|Arthur]], [[David Read|David]], [[Jane Read|Jane]]: D.W., what's wrong?! | [[Arthur Read|Arthur]], [[David Read|David]], [[Jane Read|Jane]]: D.W., what's wrong?! | ||
D.W.: | D.W.: She's coming! | ||
Mary Moo Cow: So remember, boys and girls, I'll see you real soon when I visit— | |||
Announcer: ''(finishes her sentence)'' Thursday, the [[Mill Creek Mall]] in [[Elwood City]]. Friday, [[Petie Pete's Pizzeria]]. | |||
Mary Moo Cow: And I can hardly wait! Moo to you! | |||
D.W.: To you, too! | D.W.: To you, too! | ||
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(fantasy sequence) | (fantasy sequence) | ||
Mary Moo Cow: (sings to the tune of Are You Sleeping) Oh, D.W., oh, D.W., I love you. | |||
D.W.: Really, Moo? | |||
Mary Moo Cow: There is no one smarter. | |||
D.W.: Yeah, tell that to Arthur! | |||
Mary Moo Cow: Arthur?! Blech! (sings to the tune of This Old Man) I love you.... | |||
( | (D.W. and Mary fly off to Mary's barn) | ||
Both: Toodle-loo! | Both: Toodle-loo! | ||
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(end of fantasy) | (end of fantasy) | ||
D.W.: Okay. I've figured it out. I can live in | D.W.: Okay. I've figured it out. I can live in Mary Moo Cow's barn during the summer, then live here with you and Daddy and [[Kate Read|Kate]] the rest of the year when Arthur is in school. | ||
Arthur: You're insane! They're not gonna put you on their show. | Arthur: You're insane! They're not gonna put you on their show. | ||
D.W.: Not they, | D.W.: Not they, she, Mary Moo Cow! (points at one of the dresses on her bed) This one. | ||
Mom: Honey, there are going to be lots of kids there to see her. | Mom: Honey, there are going to be lots of kids there to see her. | ||
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(at the mall) | (at the mall) | ||
D.W.: And I know | D.W.: And I know Mary loves babies, so Kate could probably come and visit when Mary and me have our days off. | ||
(children crying) | (children crying) | ||
D.W.: I'm sorry. Mary can't take everybody. | D.W.: I'm sorry. Mary can't take everybody. | ||
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D.W.: What? What does it say? | D.W.: What? What does it say? | ||
(There is a sign on the door that says MEET | (There is a sign on the door that says MEET MARY MOO COW AT 3:00 - CANCELLED) | ||
Mom: No | Mom: No Mary Moo Cow today, I'm afraid. They've canceled it. | ||
Dark Bunny narrator: In the rain-drenched streets of Dark City, where the sun never rises, 'only one person stands between crime and humanity...' | Dark Bunny narrator: In the rain-drenched streets of Dark City, where the sun never rises, 'only one person stands between crime and humanity...' | ||
Mary: It's time for Mary Moo Cow! | |||
Arthur and Buster: What? | Arthur and Buster: What? | ||
DW: Mary couldn't come. Alright the party's over it's my turn now. | DW: Mary couldn't come. Alright the party's over it's my turn now. | ||
Mary: This is an extra special episode and do you know why? | Mary: This is an extra special episode and do you know why? | ||
All: Because it's our final episode! | All: Because it's our final episode! | ||
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Mary: That's right boys and girls L-A-S-T last come on let's sing it! | Mary: That's right boys and girls L-A-S-T last come on let's sing it! | ||
All: L-A-S-T that's our last no more Mary Moo Cow. | All: L-A-S-T that's our last no more Mary Moo Cow. | ||
Both: All right! | Both: All right! | ||
Buster: What does that mean? | Buster: What does that mean? | ||
Arthur: It means Mary Moo Cow is history. | Arthur: It means Mary Moo Cow is history. | ||
DW: Mom. | DW: Mom. | ||
Both: L-A-S-T, that spells "last" No more Mary Moo Cow! | Both: L-A-S-T, that spells "last" No more Mary Moo Cow! | ||
Revision as of 13:47, 30 August 2019
(One afternoon, Arthur switches the clocks from 3:30 to 4:00 and turns on the television. D.W. comes into the living room)
D.W. Read: Uh-uh-uh. Three-thirty is my T.V. time. Your time is—
(Arthur points at the clock on top of the television)
D.W.: I DON'T WATCH MARY MOO COW ON A CLOCK!
Arthur Read: It says four o'clock.
D.W.: Lucky for me, I can't tell time! (she changes the channel to her favorite show Mary Moo Cow) MOM! ARTHUR CHANGED ALL THE CLOCKS AGAIN!
Arthur: There's no fooling D.W. when it comes to Mary Moo Cow.
(at the supermarket)
D.W.: Mom, it's three-thirty!
(in the sandbox)
D.W.: Oh, no. It's 3:30!
(a duck repairman is fixing the television)
D.W.: Oh, you're too slow! (fixes it herself)
Arthur: If she couldn't watch this show, she'd go crazy! Well, crazier.
Mary Moo Cow: Thank you, boys and girls! That was fun! Will you sing it again?
Kids on T.V.: Yes!
Arthur: Wha-what are you waiting for?! QUICK, GO TO THE TITLE CARD!!!
Title Card (Super Sister)
Francine Frensky: (V.O.) The Last of Mary Moo Cow.
D.W.: TA-DA!
(Back to the story)
D.W.: (screaming)
Arthur, David, Jane: D.W., what's wrong?!
D.W.: She's coming!
Mary Moo Cow: So remember, boys and girls, I'll see you real soon when I visit—
Announcer: (finishes her sentence) Thursday, the Mill Creek Mall in Elwood City. Friday, Petie Pete's Pizzeria.
Mary Moo Cow: And I can hardly wait! Moo to you!
D.W.: To you, too!
(fantasy sequence)
Mary Moo Cow: (sings to the tune of Are You Sleeping) Oh, D.W., oh, D.W., I love you.
D.W.: Really, Moo?
Mary Moo Cow: There is no one smarter.
D.W.: Yeah, tell that to Arthur!
Mary Moo Cow: Arthur?! Blech! (sings to the tune of This Old Man) I love you....
(D.W. and Mary fly off to Mary's barn)
Both: Toodle-loo!
(end of fantasy)
D.W.: Okay. I've figured it out. I can live in Mary Moo Cow's barn during the summer, then live here with you and Daddy and Kate the rest of the year when Arthur is in school.
Arthur: You're insane! They're not gonna put you on their show.
D.W.: Not they, she, Mary Moo Cow! (points at one of the dresses on her bed) This one.
Mom: Honey, there are going to be lots of kids there to see her.
D.W.: I know. That's why you can't tell her I'm related to Arthur. (she and her mother are in the car) Do you think Mary Moo Cow has spinach for dinner? I could eat it once or twice maybe, just to be polite, but not every night. Oh, and do you think she has bunk beds?
Arthur: Well, she's gone! That means....
Arthur and Buster: DARK BUNNY!
(at the mall)
D.W.: And I know Mary loves babies, so Kate could probably come and visit when Mary and me have our days off.
(children crying)
D.W.: I'm sorry. Mary can't take everybody.
Mom: Oh, my! I'm sorry, honey.
D.W.: What? What does it say?
(There is a sign on the door that says MEET MARY MOO COW AT 3:00 - CANCELLED)
Mom: No Mary Moo Cow today, I'm afraid. They've canceled it.
Dark Bunny narrator: In the rain-drenched streets of Dark City, where the sun never rises, 'only one person stands between crime and humanity...'
Mary: It's time for Mary Moo Cow!
Arthur and Buster: What?
DW: Mary couldn't come. Alright the party's over it's my turn now.
Mary: This is an extra special episode and do you know why?
All: Because it's our final episode!
Mary: That's right boys and girls L-A-S-T last come on let's sing it!
All: L-A-S-T that's our last no more Mary Moo Cow.
Both: All right!
Buster: What does that mean?
Arthur: It means Mary Moo Cow is history.
DW: Mom.
Both: L-A-S-T, that spells "last" No more Mary Moo Cow!
Jane: I'm sorry DW but that's what happens to all TV shows eventually they get cancelled.
