Based on a True Story/Transcript

Opening

A blank studio-like room is shown; Arthur walks in.

Arthur Read: Hi! Today I want to introduce you to a new friend of mine. Her name is...

Ladonna Compson appears from the bottom of the screen, covering Arthur.

Ladonna Compson: Hey! Ladonna Compson here. Nice to meet you!

Arthur moves over and appears unhappy.

Ladonna: Today's show has everything in it. Adventures, jokes, alligators...

The camera flips to show the other direction, and is behind Arthur.

Ladonna: ...dinosaurs, tigers...

Arthur (cutting Ladonna off): Wait a minute. There are no tigers in this show.

Ladonna: Oh, yeah? What do you call this?

Ladonna is wearing a tiger puppet on her right hand. She roars like a tiger.

Arthur: A hand puppet?

Ladonna: (takes off tiger puppet) Well, okay. You got me there. But there is the world's smartest, most handsome white rat named General Higgins! See?

A white rat appears on Ladonna's shoulder and hops off. Pal is seen sniffing.

Arthur: Come to think of it, there aren't any dinosaurs in this story, either.

Ladonna: Are so! (holds out her right pinky) Want to pinky bet?

Ladonna and Arthur link their right pinkies.

Arthur: Winner gets to wrap up the show.

Ladonna: You're on! See you at the end of the show.

Arthur (to audience): Don't count on it.

A cracking sound is heard.

Arthur: Ow! How do you get such strong pinkies?

Part One

Muffy (reading the title): Based on a True Story.

The scene fades to a camper truck honking its horn. Ladonna is in the front yard of her house, but she is about to move to a new place.

Ladonna: Coming! (hugs the biggest tree in the front yard, with the letter "L" carved into its trunk) Bye, Oaksie! You were the best tree in the whole yard. Sorry I carved an "L" into you. (looking in the other direction) Goodbye, rusty rake! Goodbye, mossy rock! Goodbye, tree that looks like a scarecrow! Goodbye, gopher hole! (runs to the camper truck)

Bud Compson (peeking out a window on the RV): I get to sit by the window and so does Rapty, and you have to help me practice the harmonica because Daddy said so.

Ladonna: (opens camper truck window and sighs) Hello, 16-hour drive.

The camper truck starts moving. It travels along a rural road alongside farm fields, through a city-center street, near a suspension bridge with a city skyline in the background, through the countryside at night, then the camper enters Elwood City. It travels along a central Elwood City street (where it is winter), passing by Brain's Ice Cream Shop, then the Sugar Bowl, before finally arriving at a house. A Fallon & Son Movers moving van arrived at the house before the camper.

Later, Arthur and D.W. are walking down the street with a gift for the new residents.

D.W. Read: They live right down the block, and we want them to like us, so you better let me do the talking.

Arthur and D.W. walk up to the front door of the house where the new residents moved in. The doorbell sounds; Ladonna answers the door.

D.W.: Hi! I'm D.W., your four-houses-down-the-block neighbor. Pleased to meet you! Do you have a little sister?

Ladonna: I'm Ladonna! Nice to meet you, too.

Ladonna invites Arthur and D.W. in; she closes the door.

Ladonna: No younger sisters, but there's Bud. He's about your age.

Ladonna (yelling upstairs): Bud, get down here! We've got company!

Arthur: Hi. I'm Arthur. Welcome to the neighborhood.