Arthur Makes a Movie/Transcript

(Arthur, D.W., and their dad are at the movies)

Male Announcer: And now, some scenes from our coming attraction.

Arthur: This is the kind of movie I like best! One with great chase scenes.

Male Announcer #2: He's back, and his bite is worse than his bark.

(motor roars)

Arthur: And lots of action and suspense.

(gasping and cheering)

James Hound: May I suggest the catch of the day? Sorry about the mess. Put it on my (inaudible).

French Bear: What is the name, monsieur?

James: The name's Hound, James Hound.

Arthur: And lots of really cool gadgets, and evil geniuses planning to take over the world.

Antagonist: (inaudible) to me!

President: These fries are tasteless! We've got to do something!

Arthur: And then there are the really boring scenes!

Woman: Oh, James, James....

Arthur: But they don't last too long. (sighs) Yep. That's just the type of film I'd like to see.

Male Announcer: Children under 13 not admitted unless accompanied by an adult.

Arthur: And can't!

Mr. Read: Sorry, Arthur. Only five more years.

D.W.: Shh! It's starting.

Announcer: And now, our feature presentation. Kitty, Come Home.

(cat meowing; Arthur groans)

(Title card)

Francine: (V.O.) Arthur Makes a Movie.

(roaring; laughter)