Arthur's Family Vacation (episode)/Transcript

D.W. Read: (notices a really bad smell and winces in disgust) P.U.! What's that awful smell!? Did we run over a skunk!?

Kate Read (Imitates car noises. The smell is coming from her dirty diaper)

D.W. Read Gas Chamber! Ahhhh! Ahhhhhh!

(Transition to next scene. The car Has pulled into a rest stop. Arthur and D.W. run to a nearby picnic table gasping for air. Jane changes Kate’s diaper and disposed of it in the trash by the picnic table as Arthur and D.W. look on in disgust)

D.W. Read: PEEEEYOUU!!

(the roof leaks)

Arthur Read: Huh? Oh, great.

(the next day)

D.W. Read: It's still raining. Fly!

Dad: If we had stayed home, I could've catered that big party.

Mom: I should've brought some work along.

Arthur: If I were at camp, I'd be canoeing, hiking, and swimming with Buster.

D.W.: You can't do that when it rains.

Arthur: No, but we always find fun stuff to do, like the time Buster and I went to the pond.