Arthur's Dummy Disaster/Transcript

Muffy Crosswire: I made a purse for small change. See? You open it and close it with this string, and there's a pocket on the outside for credit cards.

Francine Frensky: (about her art project) It's a holder for paper napkins.

Buster Baxter: (about his project) This was a napkin holder. Now it's a coat rack!

Binky Barnes: (about his project) This is a block of wood with two nails in it.

George Lundgren: I um...this is my um....what I've been working on.

Francine: (about George's ventriloquist dummy) You made that in arts and crafts?

George: Ahem. Of course, my dad helped me a little at home.

Wally: Helped? He practically did the whole thing! Hey, aren't you going to introduce me to your friends?

Arthur Read: Whoa! I didn't see George's mouth move at all!

Binky: That's creepy! I love it!

George: Everybody, this is Wally.

Wally: Please to meet ya. You'll have to excuse George here. I may be a dummy, but he's got no manners. Hey, what did the banana say to the elephant? Nothing. Bananas don't talk.

(Laughter)

Wally: Here's another one. On which side of a cat do you find the most fur? The outside!

(More laughter)

(Intertitle)

ARTHUR'S DUMMY DISASTER

Writer: Peter K. Hirsch --- Storyboard by: Mario Cabrera

Francine: (voice-over) Arthur's Dummy Disaster.

Pal: (barks)

Arthur: Yay!

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