War of the Worms/Transcript

(The episode starts in a jungle)

• Muffy: (V.O.) So, what happens next, Fern?
• Arthur:(V.O.) Yeah, does she make it out alive?

(A woman comes out of the bushes and looks around)

• Fern: (V.O.) Exhausted from her journey, the intrepid explorer searches desperately for water. Success! She spots a cool mountain stream, but suddenly...
• Voice: NOT SO FAST!

(The ground begin to shake, and then out of the trees came a giant gorilla.)

• Gorilla: I'm going to eat you for lunch!

(The gorilla roars as he beats his chest)

• Explorer: Aaugh!

(She ran away as fast as she could as the gorilla chases after her, knocking down trees. He is about to grab her when Brain’s voice is heard and the gorilla and explorer freeze)

• Brian: (V.O.) Wait a minute! First of all, there's no such thing as a giant gorilla.

(The gorilla shrinks into normal size of a person)

• Brian: (V.O.) Second, gorillas don't eat people.
• Gorilla: It's true. I prefer leaves and fruit.
• Brian: (V.O.) And finally, gorillas don't talk.

(The gorilla covers his mouth, as the stagehands start moving the bushes and trees away, revealing a film studio.)

• Francine: (V.O.) Aww!
• Binky: (V.O.) You wrecked Fern's story!
• Muffy: (V.O.) You always do that!
• Buster: (V.O.) Why Brain!? Why!?

(The gorilla takes out his script and reads it as he and the explorer walk away)

• Fern:(V.O.) Brain!

(The lights in the studio are turned off)

(At school)

• Fern: Then Brain told me that it's not a good story because a goat with wings is totally unbelievable.
• Arthur: Well, he is right. Goats don't have wings.
• Francine: Who cares if it's believable. Stories are supposed to be fun! Would you imagine what his stories will be like?