User blog:Kidsnewsnairobi7yearold/Arthur turns 9

Arthur was happy about his birthday being nearby.  He had 1 week until it would finally happen. D.W, 5 in a half know was not happy about her brother getting older before her.

D.W: But it can't be, it just can't! Arthur can't be turning older before me!

Arthur: Yes, yes I can.

D.W: MOM!!

Jane: Honey, you weren't born first so no matter what Arthur will always be older than you, no matter what attempt yoy try to do.

D.W: But it can't be happening!

Arthur: (Eating Waffles) Yes it can.

D.W kicked Arthur's waffles off the table and ran outside.

Jane was very mad at D.W, as she had spent 3 hours cleaning Arthurs "Special" birthday  dish.

Arthur: What just happened?

Jane: D.W is in trouble is exactly what happened Arthur.

Arthur: Oh, I thought so.

Jane: D.W!

There was no answer. D.W was hiding behind  a tree hoping Jane woulkdn't find her.

Jane: Dora Winfered Read, come in here right now!

Whenever Jane was yelling, D.W knew it meant someone was in trouble. It was usaully her.

Then D.W's imginary friend appeared.

Imaginary Friend: D.W, why is your mommy yelling at you?

D.W: I knocked Arthur's plate down, dumb old Arthur.

Imaginary Friend: Who is Arthur?

D.W: My rotten headed brother who's turning 9 before I can turn 6.

Imaginary Friend: Oh, even I would be mad at you D.W.

D.W: What?

Imaginary Friend: Sorry D.W, I'm gonna be late for the twins, there at the park right now and if I'm late they'll drop my services! I can't have that happening or I'll get less pay from the boss!

D.W: But!

Imaginary Friend: Bye, see you tomorrow D.W!

D.W was now all alone, and her only other option to get her iminary friend was to go to the park. 

Jane: That's it D.W, when I get out here your in awfully big trouble!

It was too late, Jane had caught D.W trying to run to the park.

Jane: Dora Winfered Read, sit here and explain to me why you made me spend 10 minutes looking for you!

D.W gulped. Usaully her imiganry friend would be there to help her figure out some cute looking words so she wouldn't get grounded, but this time she was all alone because her imaginary friend was there with those mean old twins.

Arthur: D.W, why?

D.W was getting nervous  by the seconds.  She needed her friend to help her really badly.

Jane: D.W, we can sit here all day.

D.W had no choice. She got up and started running down the sidewalk.

D.W: They'll never get me!

Jane: D.W, I do not even have the words for how much trouble yoou'll be in!

D.W ran to the Park's Gate entrance and hid under a table.

D.W: I thought I'd never loose them.

Then the twins came seeing D.W.

Timmy: D.W, what happened?

D.W: My stupid big brother Arthur and my mean mom is what happened.

Tommy: Wow, must've been pretty brave to meet us here having 2 grown-ups on your hands.

D.W: (Yelling) That Arthur isn't grown up, he's just a , a, a stupid brother! YES THAT'S RIGHT! STUPID!

D.W yelled so loud even Arthur could hear, and the birds flew away. Jane and Arthur had found D.W.

Jane: D.W, no dessert for a week, no going back to the park for a week, and your not going anywhere besides school! And don't you try to use cute looking words on me.

D.W had a sad look on her face. She tried to look like she was going to cry, even though 

Timmy: Well, I guess next time don't yell so loud.

Tommy: And we won't be seeing you for a while exept for in kindergarten that is.

Arthur: D.W, did you really have to decide to throw a tantrum before my birthday?

D.W didn't answer.  She was already too mad and angry at Arthur  from what she had just experienced.

Jane; D.W, answer him!

D.W: No.

Arthur: Then why did you?

D.W had blown her top on this one.

D.W: Do you actually expect a 5 in a half  year old to answer you? Gosh Arthur I don't even have the words for how crazy this day is, and how stupid and dumb you are! Gosh, your dog  is smarter  than you, Arthur! Pal can actually eat from a bowl! Who cares about birthdays?

Jane: That is it D.W, no more CD records for you!

D.W: But Mom, that means I'm not inclued in family night tonight and tomorrow.

Jane: That's my point, D.W. Sometimes you just need to catch the catch.

When D.W got home, she ran up to her room.

Jane: Young lady, we do not run up the stairs no matter what situation!

D.W didn't care, she just didn't like rules. Rules weren't her life, they weren't at all and never would be.

D.W: Stupid Arthur's birthday, how come no one ever talks about me? It's almost like they just don't care about me, I can't wait until I'm gonna turn nine! Dumb old, Arthur. NO BODY CARES ABOUT ME!

D.W kicked her toy truck into Kate's crib.

Then D.W heard Kate crying.

D.W: Be quiet, Kate!

Kate was now 1 in a half years old.  She was recklessy cute, and that's just how she got her way around the house. She may have been able to walk fully (And had really strong legs) but D.W thought she didn't deserve so much attention.

Kate: Bwain!

D.W: Ha, Ha Kate.  Very funny!

D.W could tell Kate did not understand her sarcasim, and D.W didn't care because Kate was just a dumb baby who didn't understand anything.

Kate: No, Bwain!

D.W: Kate it's brain!

Kate: No, Bwain!

D.W: Brain.

Kate: Bwain!

D.W: Kate Read, it is brain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kate started to cry again.  Jane came in.

Jane: D.W, I have already guessed you did this.

D.W: But she said a brain was a bwain, which isn't even a word.

D.W. was pointing at Kate as she said this.

Arthur came in.

Arthur: Is it me, or did D.W. just say something babyish?

D.W: I didn't say it, Kate did!

Jane: D.W you just said it.

Kate: Bwullet Two Da'  Bwain!

D.W: See?

Arthur: I have to get the camera! Crickety Crickets!

D.W: But this isn't the first word Kate said, her first word was "No" when Mom tried to get her potty trained.

Arthur: No, this is the first time you told the truth!

D.W wasn't happy about this. She had told the truth many other times, maybe Arthur just didn't hear or he wasn't there.

Arthur ran into her Mom and Dad's room and got the camera.

Arthur: Ok Mom, Kate and D.W, say cheese!

At the same time: Cheese! (Kate said pwease because she was just a dumb baby).

Arthur: Aw, cool. I'm glad I got that on camera.

On Monday, D.W and Arthur went back to school. D.W was now in the first  grade, as Arthur was entering the fourth. D.W had a new teacher named Mr. Fangs.

Mr. Fangs: I'm Mr. Fangs, nice to meet you.

Class: Hello Mr. Bangs.

Mr. Fangs: It's Fangs, thank you very much.

Twin 1: Do we do art in this class?

Mr. Fangs: Why yes, and tomorrow we start our first art lesson.

Twin 2: Do we have science?

Mr. Fangs: Why yes, and we start that today.

Twin 2: Yes, in your face!

D.W: During science will we be eating sandwiches? I heard they have a real witch under all that bread.

The class laughed.

Mr. Fangs: D.W, rule number 1 no telling jokes like that in class.

D.W wasn't joking.  That was what the man on TV said.

Twin 1: Oh, Oh! What if D.W'S imiganry friend came and was all like "Yo D.W, or shall I say Dora Winfered!"

D.W started to cry on her desk.

D.W: But she's real I tell you, real! My bestest friend in the whole wide world is real!

Emily: I thought I was your bestest friend in the whole wide world.

D.W.: Well, your my always there best friend.

Twin 2: D.W, everyone knows you made her up because we were all so busy playing with eachother!  And no one cares if you were 3, it's still funny!

D.W cried very hard.  It was so hard her eyes were really red!

Mr. Fangs: D.W, you are exscused from class and may get some treatment from the office for your eyes and if tehy're out, you can go home.  Meanwhile Timmy and Tommy will not be participating in Science and Art, and will ratherly be writing you a sorry letter.

D.W got up with her head down. She wiped her eyes so Arthur who's room was only 4 walls away wouldn't see her.

D.W: This can't be true.

Imaginary Friend: What's wrong, D.W?

D.W. ran  up away from her friend.

D.W: I'm mad at you that's what.

Imaginary Friend: Why? What did I do?

D.W just ran up anyway and went to the office.

Principal: You are exscused from school and may go home.

D.W started walking until she saw Arthur.

Arthur: Sorry that happened to you, D.W.

Suddenly, the world was full of black.

D.W: Where, where am I?

She could hear her voice.  Then  something ran, it was her imiganary friend.

D.W: Nadine?

Nadine: Yes, I am all packed up and the twins have more hours of service than you now D.W.

D.W: But, why Nadine? I created you.

Nataline: D.W, the twins need me more than you do.

D.W: But Nataline, I'm nothing without your advice.

Nataline: D.W, you are growing up.  You need to accept that. I will not always be there for you, and someday when your about 12 or 15  I'll really leave you.

D.W: Yeah, I never thought to accept I was growing up. Yes, I am growing up! I'm 5 in a half for peepsake!

Nataline: Keep your pillow warm Dora Winfered.

D.W: Huh?

Nataline: Just wait for me D.W, wait.

After a week had passed, D.W had learnt to grow out of Nataline. She was a good friend, but D.W didn't need her anymore.  Arthur was 9 years old and celabrating his birthday!

Arthur: Yay! Yes! Yippee! I';m 9!

D.W: Can you not do it so loud?

Arthur jumped down the stairs in a jig with a fig.

Arthur: Woo_HOO!!!! wowwee!!!

Arthur blew out the candles and ate the cake.

D.W: None for me?

Arthur: Yeah, none for D.W 'cause she's already a crazy girl.

Then Buster came.

Buster: Arthur is so crazy, I'll be crazy ith em! Woo-Hoo!!!!! Rock on man!

Then Binky came.  He jumped on Arthur.

Binky: And I'm extra crazy!

Then Binky started to slob. He was very obeist.

D.W: Why not? A  6 year old girl needs to let out her inner self.

D.W started jumping on the couch!'

D.W: Rock on!

Arthur got on the couch and wiggled himself.

Arthur: Yo, Yo!!

Jane came in.

Jane: Oh no, too much cake for everyone!

And they all did Arthur's jig on the couch.