User blog:ColinMiller1989/ColinMiller1989/Fern's Detective Agency (fanmade episode)

Fern's Detective Agency is a fanmade 11 minute episode that never aired but was made in 2010 by Cookie Jar Entertainment and WGBT. I saw it as an episode idea somewhere on the internet.

Transcript

(Pre-title card scene appears)
(Title card)

(Fern is helping Muffy find her necklace)
Fern: Ah. Is this it?
Muffy: Why yes. Thank you
Fern: It was no problem

(Fern walks off to Mr. Haney's office)
Fern: Mr. Haney?
Mr. Haney: Oh, hello there, Fern. What brings you here?
Fern: I would like my own detective agency
(Mr. Haney is shocked hearing)
Mr. Haney: How come?
Fern: Because I've an experience investagator for a while now and I think it would be nice to have my own agency
(Mr. Haney thinks about it for a moment)
Mr. Haney: Fine
(Mr. Haney and the whole school are in an empty room, now turned into a detective agency)
Mr. Haney: I hereby consider Fern's Detective Agency open for business
(Mr. Ratburn's class cheers for her)

(Later that day, Sue Ellen walks up to Fern, while she's at her locker)
Sue Ellen: Hey, Fern
Fern: Hello, Sue Ellen. What is that (pointing to what Sue Ellen is holding)
Sue Ellen: It's my pendent. I'm letting you borrow it for a little while because you're my best friend
Fern: It's neat. Anyway, thanks for letting me borrow it
Sue Ellen: No problem

(Later at the baseball field, Fern is running towards second base but runs so fast she ends up falling and the pendent ends up falling out of her pocket and onto the floor)
Fern: Oof
Buster: Are you okay
Fern: I'm fine, just a little hurt
Francine: We better take you to the nurse
Fern: Okay
(The three walk to the nurse's office, then Arthur starts walking towards them but then notices something on the ground, it was the pendent, so he puts it in his back pocket. Hoping to return it to it's owner)
Arthur: What's this? Huh? Well I'll have to return it to whoever owned this later

(Later Fern walks around the corner, but she sees Arthur at his locker, but notices something in his back pocket. It was the pendent. So she has a suspicious look on her face, she walks over to him)
Fern: J'accuse!
(Arthur screams a little from Fern's sudden appearance)
Fern: Oh sorry but J'accuse!
Arthur: What?
(Fern grabs the pendent out of his back pocket)
Fern: What's this?
Arthur: Well I noticed it was on the ground and I wanted to return it to whoever owns it
Fern (in a calm mature tone): Okay but stealing is wrong. I'm gonna have to report this to Mr. Haney
Arthur: Wait, What?! No!
(Fern runs over to Mr. Haney's office and tells him everything)
Mr. Haney (over the speaker): I would like Arthur Read to report to my office, immediately!
(Arthur gasps)
(After Arthur leaves Mr. Haney's office, Arthur looks very sad)
Buster: Looks like Fern saved the day again!
Muffy: Hooray for Fern!
(Everyone cheers for Fern. Then Fern looks over at Arthur, who's walking down the hall, sadly. She starts to feel guilty)
Mr. Haney: Fern's Detective Agency will remain in business for bringing justice to this dilemma
(Everyone continues to cheer. While Fern is happy she gets to keep her business, she also feels guilty for getting Arthur in trouble like that)

(Later at home, Fern's in her room, she's trying to read her Sherlock Holmes book, but the guilt for getting Arthur in trouble was consuming her)
Fern: I'm starting to feel bad for poor Arthur. I got him in trouble
(Then she abruptly puts down her book and begins to sit upright)
Fern: Oh gosh! I just realized. It wasn't him. I got him in trouble for nothing. I gotta make things right because he's my dear friend

(The next day, everyone is crowding around Arthur, who's trying to plead his case but everyone, including Buster doesn't believe him. Tears start to form in his eyes. Fern walks by and notices this)
Fern: Enough! Leave him alone, all of you. I found out it wasn't him
Francine: How are you so sure?
Fern: Because he told me and I failed to believe him
(Fern walks over to Arthur, with a sympathetic expression)
Fern: Arthur, I do apologize if I hurt your feelings. Are you okay?
(Arthur starts bawling, Fern embraces him)
Fern: There, there. Let it all out
(Fern turns to Mr. Haney, while still embracing a crying Arthur)
Fern: If it's okay with you, I would like to call it quits
Mr. Haney: Alright, if that's what you want. I hereby consider Fern's Detective Agency shut down for good
(Everyone else apologizes to Arthur for not believing him)
Fern: Anybody wanna come to the Sugar Bowl after school with me. My treat
Arthur: (stops crying) *sniffs* Thank you
Fern: Let's go
(They all walk to class, happily)

End of episode