User:ColinMiller1989/I put Arthur's so called friends and family in their place

(I watched a few episodes because I've been a fan for years, then I remembered episodes like Arthur's Big Hit, A is for Angry, The Rat Who Came To Dinner that kind of made me frustrated)

So I walk up to see Arthur and his "family" eating dinner
.

Me: Okay, I wanna talk to you guys and I'm not very happy.

Mrs. Read: Oh, hello, well what do you want to talk about?

Me: I don't know, maybe the fact that you guys always side with D.W.

(Arthur blushes with embaressment)

Me: Don't worry Arthur, I'm doing your "friends" next

Arthur: Who are you? And why are you doing this?

Me: I'm CJ, I've been a fan of your show for years. I'm doing this because I don't get why they always do stuff like this to you and get away with it. Go on, I'll talk to your parents and D.W. alone

Arthur: Oh, okay

Mr. Read: Um, what are you talking about, we don't always side with D.W.

Me: Oh really, well what about Arthur's Big Hit

Mrs. Read: She's just a little girl

Me: That's no excuse. You guys need to treat all your children equally, so their is no favoritism

Mr. Read: Okay, we will start treating our children equally from this day forward

Me: Don't forget to always punish D.W. when she does something bad

Mr. Read: Okay will do

Me: Okay, see ya, have a wonderful rest of your day

Mrs. Read: Same to you

(I go talk to D.W., I'm going to skip this part because there are some choice words that should never be allowed on a kids show)

(In the morning, I deal with Arthur's rascals for friends)

Me: Hi, Arthur's "friends"

Buster: What are you talking about, we are his friends?

Me: Yeah, right, okay

Francine: What's that supposed to mean?

Me: Pfft. You think I'll be intimidated (Not sure I spelled it right) by a group of 3rd graders. Well let's see what do I mean, oh right, what about Arthur's Eyes, or Arthur's Big Hit or who can remember A is for Angry and the list goes on. Some friends you are

Fern: Honestly, you are kind of right, we have been jerks to Arthur

Buster: Yeah now that you mention it, we do feel stupid

Francine: We should apologize to him

Me: Yeah you should

Fern: Thank you for knocking some sense into us

(I smile widely)

Me: My pleasure. Something I've wanted to do for years.

Buster: Ok, that's kinda weird and that's me saying this

Muffy: Yeah we know

(They go to Arthur's house and apologizes then we all have a big heartwarming moment)

The End to something I ALWAYS been wanting to do for years