Big Horns George/Transcript

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Brain: (sings:)   "Three point one four one, that's the number we call pi

Oh, three point one four one, you know I'm talking 'bout that pi

It's used to find circumference

That's a truth you can't deny."

George: You wrote a song about math?

Brain: Blues doesn’t have to about getting your heart broken or losing your job.

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George: I can’t sing, Wally.

Wally: That’s not true, George. You have a beautiful voice, especially when it’s coming through me.

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In a fantasy, George has arrived in Tunefork, Mississippi. He enters the General Store, where Binky runs a bar.

Binky: Hello, boys. Sure is hot out there. Can I interest y’all in some lemonade?

Wally: I prefer furniture polish, but if that’s all you’ve got.

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Francine: Oh, I do declare, that moose sounds just like a mouse.

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George wants to perform again for Koko Taylor.

Wally: As your dummy it’s my duty to advise you not to do this.

George: Why? Koko said I should come over and play for her. I think I’m ready.

Wally: Please take me with you. I’ll warm her up with a couple of Knock-Knock jokes.

George: Sorry, Wally, I have to do this alone.

Wally: Don’t think I don’t know what’s going on here. Things haven’t been the same between us ever since you made that guitar. You know, I’m musical too. I can even sing while you drink a glass of water. Can your guitar do that?

George puts him in the closet.

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George: Hi, Mrs. McGrady. Is Miss Taylor around?

Koko Taylor: She is, but that’s Koko to you.