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Arthur's Snow Biz/Transcript
Introduction[edit]
Buster’s hopping on a pogo stick.
Buster: Woo-hoo! Look at me! I'm a kangaroo!
Arthur: Come on, Buster! It's my turn now.
Buster: You had it for forty-eight bounces. I've only had... twenty-two… twenty-three...
Arthur: But you’ve had it for longer.
Buster: So? I can't help it if I hop slower!
Arthur: Sometimes I wonder whether all best friends fight. Like, did Orville and Wilbur Wright ever argue with each other?
A fantasy shows the Orville Brothers in their flyer.
Wilbur Wright: Give me a push, Orville!
Orville Wright: You got to fly it last time!
Wilbur Wright: That wasn't a real turn!
Orville Wright: Ah, forget it! If you won't take turns, everyone can just ride the train for the next century!
Another fantasy shows Igor arguing with Dr. Frankenstein.
Igor: I'm just saying, why is it "Frankenstein's monster"? I do just as much work as you!
Dr. Frankenstein: I did not spend 150,000 marks and four years in medical school to share credit with a lab assistant.
Another fantasy shows voices coming from the refrigerator.
Jelly: It should be "jelly and peanut butter"! Alphabetical order!
Peanut Butter: Ah! Keep a lid on it! Without me, you'd get mouldy with that jar of borscht on the bottom shelf!
Imagination spots end.
Arthur: But Buster and I always find a way to work things out. He pulls the pogo stick away.
Buster: Hey!
#[edit]
Arthur celebrates his earned money with Buster in the Sugar Bowl.
Buster: Five dollars for one driveway? You should go into business.
Arthur: Yeah, but then I’d have to spend the whole day shoveling snow.
Buster: Let’s say you did eight jobs a day. You could make… He writes “5.00 x 8 = $4000” on a napkin. …four thousand dollars! Arthur, you could buy a spaceship! Arthur adds a period to make “$40.00”.
Arthur: It’s only forty dollars a day. I can’t buy a spaceship.
Buster: What about a used one?
#[edit]
Arthur: Ha! I’m working for peanuts. Buster would be crazy to compete with me now.