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Ants in Arthur's Pants/Transcript
Introduction[edit]
Buster and Francine are watching ants.
Buster: Hey, do you ever get the feeling that we’re being watched?
Francine: Oh Buster. You’re just being paranoid.
From a hill Arthur watches them through a coin telescope.
Arthur: Cool. Everybody looks like ants.
D.W.: Let me see! Let me see! She gets to the telescope just as it switches off.
Arthur: Sorry, my quarter ran out.
D.W.: But I didn’t get to see the ant people!
Arthur: There’s no such thing as ant people, D.W. They just seem like ants because we’re so high up.
D.W.: There are so ant people. There’s our aunt Bonnie, aunt Ruthie, aunt Hillary, aunt Claudia…
From space an ant-like alien watches them on a monitor.
Alien 1: Are those ant people down there?
Alien 2: They just look like ant people from up here. They’re just earthlings. Wanna see my collection.
The alien shows an ant farm with human buildings on top and a man using a jackhammer to make a tunnel.
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The kids have learned about the acronym TROUSERS: patient, attentive, nosy, thoughtful, systematic.
Francine: You know what, Brain, I think these two just don’t have any pants. Come on.
Arthur: Hey, we have plenty of trousers.
Buster: Yeah, we’re patient, attentive, and… Oo, look at the monkey!
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Arthur and Buster have the ants for their farm in a tube.
D.W.: How do you get the ants from there to there? You should get Mom.
Arthur: D.W., would you quit pestering us. Look, you just pour them in. Arthur pours the ants. All except one get away. Oops.
Buster: (reads instructions:) "Have adult construct funnel out of paper and pour ants through opening very slowly."
D.W.: You are in so much trouble.
Buster: I gotta go practice my asthma, I mean tuba. See ya. He runs out of the room.
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Arthur: I’m glad we saved the ants, even though I’m not gonna get the extra credit.
Francine: Are you kidding? You have plenty of stuff to report.
Arthur: You’re right. I’ve been pretty patient and attentive and nosy, thoughtful, and systematic too. Hey, I’ve got pants!
Francine: I wish I could prove I have pants. D.W. looks bewildered.
Arthur: You can. Your pants helped me get my pants.
D.W.: What’s the big deal about pants?! Everyone wears them! Eight-year-olds care about the weirdest things. She runs out of the room.