Tipping the Scales/Transcript

Principal Haney: Attention, boys and girls! I have an important announcement regarding your upcoming chorus trip to Crown City. Starting today, all plastic garbage should---oh, sorry, wrong announcement. Where is that thing?

Binky Barnes: Ah, singing at Bartleby Hall. It almost makes repeating third grade worth it.

Arthur Read: Really? I'm kinda nervous about giving a concert in front of all those people.

Binky: I'm not talking about the concert. I'm talking about Finkelmeyers, the place Ms. Krasny takes us to afterwards. It's the best deli in Crown City! The pastrami sandwiches are so big you need to sit on a telephone book to sit on them. After just half of one, you think you'll never be able to eat again, but when they bring the cheesecake, you make room.

Buster Baxter: Finkelmeyers!

Principal Haney: Ah! Here we go. Ms. Krasny will not be able to take you to Crown City this year.

Buster: Oh, the humanity!

Principal Haney: But we've managed to find you a replacement.

(the door opens, and in walks Frederique Fugue)

Arthur and Binky: Dr. Fugue?!

(Intertitle - Stampede)

TIPPING THE SCALES

Written by: Alan Silberberg --- Storyboard by: Robert Yap

Muffy Crosswire: (voice-over) Tipping the Scales!

Arthur: Yee-haa!

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