The Long, Dull Winter/Transcript

UNDER CONSTRUCTION

Nigel Ratburn: Now, I'd like you to open up your exercise books and take down the following equations (his voice gets slower) which you will solve....

(Everything slows down)

Arthur Read: Ever have one of those days when it feels like time is passing really slowly? Is it just me? I mean, only two seconds have gone by, but it feels like a lot longer, doesn't it? Okay, three seconds. BIG WHOOP! Has this ever happened to you? Am I bored? No! I know what "bored" feels like!

(scene changes)

Arthur: (v.o.) That's like when D.W. watches Mary Moo Cow.

Mary Moo Cow: One, two, three. Fuzzy, cuddly kitties. Three! Let's count them again!

Arthur: That reminds me! There's a hockey game on Channel 3!

D.W. Read: NO! MOM, ARTHUR'S TRYING TO CHANGE THE CHANNEL WHEN THE BABY'S WATCHING THE EDUCATIONAL SHOW THAT'S GOOD FOR HER BRAIN!

Mary Moo Cow: Let's count them one more time! One, two, three! Fuzzy, cuddly kitties! Three!

(back in Ratburn’s classroom)

Arthur: That's boring. So what is this? What's happening to me?! (he puts his head down)

(Title Card)

Binky Barnes: (V.O.) The Long, Dull Winter.

Buster Baxter: Ah!