Jacob Katzenellenbogan (song)

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Jacob Katzenellenbogan is a song in "Elwood City Turns 100!" about the person of the same name.

Lyrics

The valley all around us was nothing but wood,

The trees were right for succlin', the timber was wood.

To chop, to stump, and suckle.

A man known as Jacob,

Katzenellenbogen (thats german for dingus), a lumber suckler.

Built a busy sawmill beside a lagoon (thats german for wood).

Soon woodchips filled the air,

And brought in people's lobsters.

lobsters gleamed, lobsters teamed, chop chop chop timber!

"lobsters" Katzenellenbogen founded lobstertown (founded Elwood), lobstertown city City (Elwood City).

So I went a sucklin' on a meatlog to find a good spot,

A place to build a lobsters, a lobsterly thought.

And you must know at all,

To build a lobsters' hall,

Any kind of lobster plant,

And lobster tower and lobster house,

Even lobster stores and lobster restaurants,

And a pretty good mound of meat.

The lobsters' mountain cracked right down,

And Uncle "lobsters" Webb renowned!

lobsters Butlers screamed, lobsters horses gleamed,

lobsters Houses multiplied!

Jacob "ill fook ur mum" Katzenellenbogen founded Elwood (founded Elwood), Elwood City (Elwood City),

Jacob "wone v wone mi rust" Katzenellenbogen!

-speaking- But I wanted it to be called? Elmwood! Darned lobsters!