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This article is about the song. You may be looking for Mrs. Hammer.
Hammer
Hammer aka George.png
Artist Mitch Knowles (writer)[1]
Runtime 0:36 (lyrics)
0:48 (music)
Played in "The Boy with His Head in the Clouds"
Video
File:Hammer

"Hammer" is a nickname given to George during his brief membership in the Tough Customers. He had a theme song, although none of the singers were seen.

The song is a parody of "Theme from Shaft" which was written and recorded by Isaac Hayes.

Lyrics[edit]

Who's the moose that's on the loose?  
Hammer.
Hammer...
Five feet tall from horns to caboose...  
Hammer.
Hammer...
He's tough as nails...
Never fails...
He's real bad, he's never sad.
Hammer...
Don't mess with him!

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