Francine Goes to War/Transcript

Opening Segment

Francine: (to another student) If you say that again you're going to get it!

Arthur: (to audience) Francine is great. But it's not a good idea to get her mad.

Francine: (at Arthur) You take that back right now, Arthur Read!

I'm the nicest person you've ever known!

(Arthur laughing disbelieveigly)

Oh yeah! Remember when you were mean to Fern?

(flashback to "Draw")

Francine: (walking by Fern) What's that mouse going to do? Be quiet at me?

Ooh! I'm so scared.

(Fern frowns sadly)

Arthur: Or when you started bossing everyone around during the play.

(flashback to "Francine Frensky, Superstar")

Francine: (angrily) If you don't do it right I'll uninvent (at Arthur's face) you and you won't be in my play at all!

Arthur: Or how about you said you could be nice for a week and you practically lost!

(flashback to "Meek for a Week")

(Francine angrily grunts, then falls over)

(back to present time)

Francine: That is so not fair!

You took all my worst moments and put them together!

Even I could make you look bad by doing that!

Arthur: Okay! Try it!

Francine: Okay!

How about when you started cheating at that stupid No Guessing game?

(flashback to "Arthur the Loser")

Arthur: Oh, my shoe's untied.

(takes a card out of sleeve and puts in the deck)

Francine: Or when you stole your sister's snowball.

(flashback to "D.W.'s Snow Mystery")

(Arthur, Buster, and Francine laughing pointing magnifying glass at the melting snowball)

(back to present time)

Arthur: That's not true!

That's just her imagination

I didn't take the snowball! D.W. lost it! Besides,

Both: I'm just as nice as you!

I'm the nicest friend you've ever had!

(transitions to title card)

(Buster reads the title card)

FRANCINE GOES TO WAR- Written by Kathy Waugh/Storyboard by Lyndon Ruddy and Patricia Atchison.

(Francine bangs gong loudly)

Arthur: Aaah!

(transitions to episode)

Episode Segment

(Francine sits at her desk)

(Catherine comes over to sharpen her pencil)

(Pencil sharpener whirring)

Francine: Would you watch it?

Your big ol' face is getting all over my homework!

(Francine starts a pillow fight)

Catherine: Quit it!

You wish you had my face!

You are so in trouble!

Francine: Dad!

(knock on wall from next door tenant)

Francine: What was that?

Catherine: I think we might be haunted!

(both girls scream)

(later)

Oliver Frensky: Don't be silly!

There are no such things as ghosts!

It must have been our new neighbor Mrs. Pariso.

Francine: What kind of a loser bangs on a wall like that?

She scared us to death!

Oliver: She probably wanted you to be quiet.

You girls can get awfully loud sometimes.