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| '''Arthur:''' What about Binky. I wonder what kind of teacher he’d be.
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| ''Fantasy of Binky teaching.''
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| '''Binky:''' Seventeen times twelve is… d’oh… d’oh… Oh forget it! Everybody knows I’d be a lousy teacher. Even in a fantasy.
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| ''As part of a project day, the preschoolers are in Lakewood Elementary.''
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| '''Binky:''' Oh no, I remember it from last year. I think it’s one of the reasons I’m still in third grade.
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| '''Arthur:''' Well, at least you didn't have a little sister around to embarrass you!
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| ''D.W. is talking to a group of preschoolers and elementary students.''
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| '''D.W.''': And then Arthur kept having nightmares about his underwear!
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| '''Arthur:''' Hh!
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| '''Buster:''' Cheer up. At least it can't get any worse.
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| '''D.W.''': Look, I brought a visual aid. ''She takes out a pair of Arthur’s underpants.''
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| '''Kids:''' (laugh)
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| '''Arthur:''' Aaaaa.
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| '''Binky:''' Em. So, what kind of things do you like?
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| '''D.W.''': Unicorns. Pink ones.
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| '''Binky:''' Uh-huh. Do you also like professional wrestling?
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| '''D.W.''': I like ponies.
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| '''Binky:''' What about Hannibal the Head Masher?
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| '''D.W.''': Ponies with pretty manes you can brush.
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| '''Binky:''' Brutus the Bone Crusher? He's my favorite.
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| '''D.W.''': Did I mention rainbows? Love rainbows.
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| '''D.W.''': You have to do what I want or you'll get an F!
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| '''Binky:''' Oh yeah? Well, if you don’t do what I want YOU'LL get an F!
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| '''D.W.''': I'm in preschool! We don't have grades!
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| ''In his imagination, Binky is dressed as a unicorn and D.W. rides him.''
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| '''D.W.''': Giddy-up, Mr. Daffodil! We're late for the Strawberry Parade! Faster, boy!
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| '''Kids:''' (laugh)
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| ''Fantasy ends.''
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| '''Binky:''' Forget it! I'll take the F!
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| ''Binky shows up at the Read house dressed as a teacher. D.W. opens the door.''
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| '''Binky:''' You’re late, Miss Read.
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| '''D.W.''': How can I be late? This is my house!
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| [[Binky Barnes]]: Nice pirouette, but try fixing your eyes on one spot. It helps with the dizziness. Like this. (he demonstrates, but then he falls on the floor and hurts his ankle) | | [[Binky Barnes]]: Nice pirouette, but try fixing your eyes on one spot. It helps with the dizziness. Like this. (he demonstrates, but then he falls on the floor and hurts his ankle) |
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| Binky: Just remember what we've practiced. You'll do fine. | | Binky: Just remember what we've practiced. You'll do fine. |
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| '''Binky:''' Always remember, kid - dancing comes from inside you. You gotta listen to your heart. Listen to the beat. Listen to the rhythm, the rhythm of the street.
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| '''D.W.''': Okay. I will. Hey, did you just make that up?
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| '''Binky:''' No, I heard it somewhere. But I can’t remember where.[[Category:Unfinished Transcripts]]
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| [[Category:Transcripts]] | | [[Category:Transcripts]] |
| [[Category:A to Z]] | | [[Category:A to Z]] |
| [[Category:Season 8 transcripts]] | | [[Category:Season 8 transcripts]] |
