Arthur vs. the Piano (song)

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Arthur vs. the Piano
Name	Arthur vs. the Piano
Artist	Arthur Read (Michael Yarmush)
Played in	Arthur and Friends: The First Almost Real Not Live CD (or Tape)

Arthur vs. the Piano is a song on Arthur and Friends: The First Almost Real Not Live CD (or Tape). It is named after the episode of the same name.

Lyrics

It's me against the piano, why do I have to practice? I'd rather play the radio, I'd rather sit on cactus! It's me versus the piano, I hope it doesn't trouble you I'd rather go play baseball, I'd rather play with D.W..

Chorus: Practicing is just the same thing Over and over and over and over Practicing is the just the same thing Over and over and over and over

Chopsticks, they call this tune I'd rather use a spoon I'd like to boil it in grease, this piece!

(Chorus)

The Happy Farmer is happy 'cause He knows he's growing beets and greens and squash and not some pianos!

Do is dough - It's uncooked bread Re like in raygun - that turns you to a nerd Mi as in mean, and meaningless too Fa, what is fa? It isn't even a word! So, as in, "So what?" La, like in "Blah!", it's a big fat yawn! Ti, is like tea, which is old boiled leaves! And Do, more do, it goes on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on!

I don't like the piano. I'm sorry Mr. Bach! I should be reading music, not just staring at the clock.

(Chorus)