Arthur's Family Vacation (episode)/Transcript

(the car is stuck in traffic)

David Read: It's just a little slow down. We'll be there in no time.

(D.W. is sitting in the back seat. She notices a peculiar smell and sniffs the air before holding her nose in disgust)

D.W. Read: P.U.! What's that awful smell?! Did we run over a skunk?

Jane: Ahh... Much better..

D.W. Read: Ewww! Mom! You stink!

(the camera zooms in on Kate imitating the car motors. The smell is coming from her used diaper)

D.W.: Gas chamber! AAAAHHHH! (echoing) AAAAHHHH!

(David pulls the car over to a rest stop. Arthur and D.W. run to a nearby picnic table gasping for air. David changes Jane and Kate's dirty diapers and throws them away.)

D.W.: (looking at the used diapers) Peeee youuu!

(the diner)

(D.W. is trying to get hamburgers from the biker guy)

D.W. Read: Hi, I'm D.W. You're lucky your mom lets you draw on your arms!

Jane Read: (gasps)

Biker Guy: (growls in annoyance)

(the Lobster Shack)

(D.W. is scared of the lobster at first and disgusted at the lobster.)

D.W. Read: AAAAHHHH! IT'S A GIANT BUG!

(Arthur is disgusted at the lobster.)

Arthur Read: How are you supposed to eat these things anyway?!

(D.W. whines, complains and defiantly states that she wants a hot dog. She is trying to throw a tantrum so that she can get a hot dog)

D.W. Read: I want a hot dog! And no claws!

(Jane is disgusted at the lobster. She realizes that D.W. is trying to throw a tantrum so that she can get a hot dog, so she gets angry at D.W. over her bad behavior as well.)

Jane Read: D.W., sit! You can have a hot dog tomorrow when we're at the beach!

(Lightning flashes outside the hotel, and Arthur does not appear amused. Later, the family is trying to sleep in their hotel room as it storms heavily outside. The ceiling starts to leak on Arthur...)

Arthur Read: Huh? Oh, great. (uses Sharky's fin as an umbrella)

(The next morning, the rain continues...)

D.W. Read: It's still raining. Fly! (goes after it with a rolled-up newspaper)

David Read: If we had stayed home, I could've catered that big party.

Jane Read: I should've brought some work along.

Arthur: If I were at camp, I'd be canoeing, hiking, and swimming with Buster.

D.W.: (points newspaper at Arthur) You can't do that when it rains.

Arthur: No, but we always find fun stuff to do, like the time Buster and I went to the pond.