Arthur's Family Vacation (episode)/Transcript

(the car is stuck in traffic)

David Read: It's just a little slow down. We'll be there in no time.

(D.W. is sitting in the back seat. She notices a peculiar smell and sniffs the air before holding her nose in disgust)

D.W. Read: P.U.! What's that awful smell! Did we run over a skunk?

(the camera zooms in on Kate. The smell is coming from her used diaper)

D.W.: Gas chamber! AAAAHHHH! AAAAHHHH!

(David pulls the car over to a rest stop. Arthur and D.W. run to a nearby picnic table gasping for air. Jane changes Kate's dirty diaper and throws it away.)

D.W.: (looking at the used diaper) Peeee youuu!

(the diner)

(D.W. is trying to get hamburgers from the biker guy)

D.W. Read: Hi, I'm D.W. You're lucky your mom lets you draw on your arms!

Jane Read: (gasps)

Biker Guy: (growls in annoyance)

(the Lobster Shack)

(D.W. is disgusted at the lobster)

D.W. Read: AAAAHHHH! IT'S A GIANT BUG!

(Arthur is disgusted at the lobster)

Arthur Read: How are you supposed to eat these things anyway?!

(D.W. whines. She is trying to throw a tantrum so that she can get a hot dog)

D.W. Read: I want a hot dog! And no claws!

(Jane is disgusted at the lobster. She gets angry at D.W. over her bad behavior as well.)

Jane Read: D.W., sit! You can have a hot dog tomorrow when we're at the beach!

(back at the hotel)

(the roof leaks)

Arthur Read: Huh? Oh, great.

(the next morning)

D.W. Read: It's still raining. Fly!

David Read: If we had stayed home, I could've catered that big party.

Jane Read: I should've brought some work along.

Arthur: If I were at camp, I'd be canoeing, hiking, and swimming with Buster.

D.W.: You can't do that when it rains.

Arthur: No, but we always find fun stuff to do, like the time Buster and I went to the pond.