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''(Title card)'' | ''(Title card)'' | ||
Binky: (V.O.) Arthur's Almost Live Not Real Music Festival. | Binky: ''(V.O.)'' Arthur's Almost Live Not Real Music Festival. | ||
''(Buster roars. Arthur laughs.)'' | ''(Buster roars. Arthur laughs.)'' | ||
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Ms. Turner: Come on inside, we've got everything you need. There's plenty to do, or you can just sit and read. | Ms. Turner: Come on inside, we've got everything you need. There's plenty to do, or you can just sit and read. | ||
Muffy: This book | Muffy: This book explains how to make paper planes. | ||
Arthur: This contour map can show you mountain range terrains. | Arthur: This contour map can show you mountain range terrains. | ||
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Buster: Find out which one's the tiller and which one is the oar. | Buster: Find out which one's the tiller and which one is the oar. | ||
Fern: Here's | Fern: Here's ''Charlie and the Chocolate Factory'' and ''Half Magic''. | ||
Timmy: | Timmy: ''Hop on Pop''. | ||
Tommy: And | Tommy: And ''Fox in Socks''. | ||
George: And books on doing card tricks! | George: And books on doing card tricks! | ||
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Arthur: I could stay in this place for hours and hours. | Arthur: I could stay in this place for hours and hours. | ||
Binky: I like books with pictures of | Binky: I like books with pictures of lots of pretty flowers... Being crushed by a giant pterodactyl. | ||
Arthur: Jules Verne, HG Wells, and Ray Bradbury. | Arthur: Jules Verne, HG Wells, and Ray Bradbury. | ||
Francine: You can take 'em home so you don't have to read 'em in a hurry. | Francine: You can take 'em home so you don't have to read 'em in a hurry. | ||
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And a tiny dab of suntan lotion | And a tiny dab of suntan lotion | ||
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My brain was breaking! | My brain was breaking! | ||
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Allegory! | Allegory! | ||
"Allegory: a story where the characters stand for abstract ideas. For example, good and evil." | "Allegory: a story where the characters stand for abstract ideas. For example, good and evil." | ||
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I hid the book out of sight | I hid the book out of sight | ||
It was so cool I | It was so cool I couldn't keep away | ||
So I took it out again that night | So I took it out again that night | ||
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I | I couldn't take it, | ||
Just | Just couldn't take it | ||
In one swift motion, | In one swift motion, | ||
I grabbed my potion! | I grabbed my potion! | ||
(Background laugh) | ''(Background laugh)'' | ||
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Sure was glad | Sure was glad | ||
I | I wasn't wearing my face! | ||
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I threw that potion away! (Potion away) | I threw that potion away! (Potion away) | ||
But it | But it didn't matter if I drank the stuff; | ||
I just kept on changing anyway! (Changing anyway) | I just kept on changing anyway! (Changing anyway) | ||
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(Background laugh) | ''(Background laugh)'' | ||
Jekyll, Jekyll, Hyde, Jekyll, Hyde, Hyde, Jekyll | Jekyll, Jekyll, Hyde, Jekyll, Hyde, Hyde, Jekyll | ||
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The book lady said: “Are you returning?”; | The book lady said: “Are you returning?”; | ||
I thought and I said: | I thought and I said: “No—RENEW!" | ||
(Background laugh) | ''(Background laugh)'' | ||
''(Jekyll Hyde ends. Leftovers Goulash starts.)'' | ''(Jekyll Hyde ends. Leftovers Goulash starts.)'' | ||
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Just try to guess | Just try to guess | ||
What's on your plate He mixes things | What's on your plate | ||
He mixes things | |||
And then he bakes | And then he bakes | ||
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David: You have to try | |||
You have to try | |||
My latest treat | My latest treat | ||
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Why should we eat | David: Why should we eat | ||
The same old meals? | The same old meals? | ||
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Hey! | Hey! | ||
Nothing brown | |||
D.W.: Nothing brown | |||
And nothing soupy | And nothing soupy | ||
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And nothing gloopy | And nothing gloopy | ||
Nothing mashed | Nothing mashed | ||
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David: There are so many things to make | |||
There are so many things to make | |||
D.W.: It tastes like fish! | D.W.: It tastes like fish! | ||
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Arthur: I want some ice cream! | Arthur: I want some ice cream! | ||
A custard soup, a liver cake | David: A custard soup, a liver cake | ||
D.W.: I can't stand fish! | D.W.: I can't stand fish! | ||
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Arthur: I want some ice cream! | Arthur: I want some ice cream! | ||
A curry pie, with prunes and squash | David: A curry pie, with prunes and squash | ||
D.W.: I can't believe this cookie smells! | D.W.: I can't believe this cookie smells! | ||
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Arthur: Not broccoli, not turkey! | Arthur: Not broccoli, not turkey! | ||
How 'bout Leftovers Goulash? | David: How 'bout Leftovers Goulash? | ||
Arthur: It's got to taste like ice cream! Hey! | Arthur: It's got to taste like ice cream! Hey! | ||
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Arthur and D.W.: Hey! | Arthur and D.W.: Hey! | ||
David: Take a pot | |||
Take a pot | |||
And add a lot | And add a lot | ||
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''(Leftovers Goulash ends. Homework starts.)'' | ''(Leftovers Goulash ends. Homework starts.)'' | ||
Mr. Ratburn: | Mr. Ratburn: Class, you really worked hard today. (Buster: You can say that again!) | ||
Class, you really worked hard today. (You can say that again!) | |||
Okay! | Okay! | ||
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Now that the school day is through. | Now that the school day is through. | ||
I've got something special for you. (I hope it's ice cream!) | I've got something special for you. (Buster: I hope it's ice cream!) | ||
Just a little homework, tonight! | Just a little homework, tonight! | ||
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Just a little homework, tonight! (That's a lot of homework!) | Just a little homework, tonight! (Buster: That's a lot of homework!) | ||
Just a little homework, tonight! | Just a little homework, tonight! | ||
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There's a quiz tomorrow! | Mr. Ratburn: There's a quiz tomorrow! | ||
Buster: I think I'm going to die-i-i-i... | Buster: I think I'm going to die-i-i-i... | ||
Just a little homework tonight... | Mr. Ratburn: Just a little homework tonight... | ||
Just a little homework tonight... | Just a little homework tonight... | ||
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Buster: There's | Buster: There's ''The Giving Tree'' and ''Jumanji'' | ||
And | And ''Where the Wild Things Are''. | ||
D.W.: And a book on why you shouldn't | D.W.: And a book on why you shouldn't | ||
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''(Library Card Reprise ends.)'' | ''(Library Card Reprise ends.)'' | ||
Arthur and Buster: Ta- | Arthur and Buster: Ta-da! | ||
Arthur: So, what did you think? | Arthur: So, what did you think? |
Latest revision as of 21:10, 2 June 2022
D.W. Read: What's that noise?
Jane Read: D.W.!
(D.W. walks up to Jane)
Both: What's that noise?
D.W.: Oh, I bet I know what it is.
(D.W. goes up to Pal and listens)
D.W.: No. Rats, I was sure it was the dog's stomach.
(Pal whimpers. D.W. walks down the stairs to the basement)
D.W.: Mom, it's in the basement!
(Buster and Arthur have a cardboard studio set up. Buster is beatboxing with his mouth)
D.W.: What are you guys doing?
Arthur: Shh! It's our new music show!
Buster: I'm a video, and I'm almost over!
Arthur: That was Buster Jam with "Hey, what's for dinner?" Our next video...
D.W.: Hold it, hold it. That wasn't real music. He was just going (beatboxing) with his mouth! And that doesn't look like a TV! And this camera's not on!
Arthur: That's Dad's old camera, it doesn't work!
D.W.: So why are you doing this?
Arthur: Why shouldn't we?
D.W.: Because it's not real!
Buster: What's so great about being real?
Arthur: You can like something even though it's not real, D.W.! Try it. You just close your eyes and pretend, and you can see cool videos!
D.W.: If this is a trick, I'm telling.
Arthur: No trick. Here they come! Our big music videos!
(Title card)
Binky: (V.O.) Arthur's Almost Live Not Real Music Festival.
(Buster roars. Arthur laughs.)
(Library Card starts.)
Everyone: Having fun isn't hard, when you've got a library card! Having fun isn't hard, when you've got a library card!
Ms. Turner: Come on inside, we've got everything you need. There's plenty to do, or you can just sit and read.
Muffy: This book explains how to make paper planes.
Arthur: This contour map can show you mountain range terrains.
Brain: Fly to the moon, explore the ocean floor.
Buster: Find out which one's the tiller and which one is the oar.
Fern: Here's Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and Half Magic.
Timmy: Hop on Pop.
Tommy: And Fox in Socks.
George: And books on doing card tricks!
Everyone: Ooooooh! Having fun isn't hard, when you've got a library card!
Ms. Turner: That's right!
Everyone: Having fun isn't hard, when you've got a library card!
Francine: Books on baseball, hockey and soccer
Mr. Ratburn: And even how to build yourself a cool doorknocker.
Arthur: I could stay in this place for hours and hours.
Binky: I like books with pictures of lots of pretty flowers... Being crushed by a giant pterodactyl.
Arthur: Jules Verne, HG Wells, and Ray Bradbury.
Francine: You can take 'em home so you don't have to read 'em in a hurry.
Everyone: Having fun isn't hard, when you've got a library card! Having fun isn't hard, when you've got a library card! Having fun!
(Library Card ends. Jekyll Hyde starts.)
Brain: One day I went to the library
I found this book, it was great!
It was so cool I couldn't put it down
Even when it got pretty late!
That night I had a scary dream
I mixed my own secret potion
I added dirt, a bit of sludge, some eyes of flies
And a tiny dab of suntan lotion
I started shaking,
My legs were quaking,
My stomach aching,
My brain was breaking!
I started turning green;
Feeling mean;
It was like
In the story;
I was acting strange;
Quite deranged;
It was pure
Allegory!
"Allegory: a story where the characters stand for abstract ideas. For example, good and evil."
'Cause I was
Jekyll, Jekyll, Hyde, Jekyll, Hyde, Hyde, Jekyll
Jekyll, Jekyll, Hyde, Jekyll, Hyde!
Jekyll, Jekyll, Hyde, Jekyll, Hyde, Hyde, Jekyll
Jekyll, Jekyll, Hyde, Jekyll, Hyde!
When I awoke, I was me again
I hid the book out of sight
It was so cool I couldn't keep away
So I took it out again that night
And then I dreamed we had this test in school
I gotta say it was weird.
We had to give the answers in semaphore
And for extra credit, grow a beard
I couldn't take it,
Just couldn't take it
In one swift motion,
I grabbed my potion! (Background laugh)
I said: "Mr. Hyde
Has arrived!"
Tossed my flags on the floor;
Made a major speech;
To the teach':
"This is all a big bore!"!
I ran down all the halls,
Wrote on walls;
Even stole second base;
I was super bad;
Sure was glad
I wasn't wearing my face!
Cause I was
Jekyll, Jekyll, Hyde, Jekyll, Hyde, Hyde, Jekyll
Jekyll, Jekyll, Hyde, Jekyll, Hyde!
Jekyll, Jekyll, Hyde, Jekyll, Hyde, Hyde, Jekyll
Jekyll, Jekyll, Hyde, Jekyll, Hyde!
This was too much, I simply had to stop!
I threw that potion away! (Potion away)
But it didn't matter if I drank the stuff;
I just kept on changing anyway! (Changing anyway)
Now I was
Jekyll, Jekyll, Hyde, Jekyll, Hyde, Hyde, Jekyll
Jekyll, Jekyll, Hyde, Jekyll, Hyde!
(Background laugh)
Jekyll, Jekyll, Hyde, Jekyll, Hyde, Hyde, Jekyll
Jekyll, Jekyll, Hyde, Jekyll, Hyde!
Just when it seemed there was no way out
I saw the book was overdue
The book lady said: “Are you returning?”;
I thought and I said: “No—RENEW!"
(Background laugh)
(Jekyll Hyde ends. Leftovers Goulash starts.)
Arthur:
My dad's a chef
You think that's great?
Just try to guess
What's on your plate
He mixes things
And then he bakes
Why can't he stick
To chocolate cakes?
I want some ice cream
Chocolate would be good
Ice cream that tastes...
Just like it should!
Not broccoli
Turkey or a lima bean
It's got to taste like ice cream!
David: You have to try
My latest treat
A jellied fish
Inside a beet
Arthur and D.W.: Yuck!
David: Why should we eat
The same old meals?
Wait 'til you taste
My garlic eels
There are so many things to make
A custard soup, a liver cake
A curry pie, with prunes and squash
How 'bout Leftovers Goulash?
Hey!
D.W.: Nothing brown
And nothing soupy
Nothing slippery
And nothing gloopy
Nothing mashed
And nothing steamed
And nothing runny with eyes or feet
That smells or wiggles when you touch it
or with crusts
and nothing creamed!
This smells like fish!
I can't stand fish!
I can't believe this cookie
Smells like fish!
(Arthur: Ice cream!)
It tastes like fish! (Arthur: Ice cream!)
Like chocolate fish! (Arthur: Ice cream!)
Why would anybody eat a cookie fish?
David: There are so many things to make
D.W.: It tastes like fish!
Arthur: I want some ice cream!
David: A custard soup, a liver cake
D.W.: I can't stand fish!
Arthur: I want some ice cream!
David: A curry pie, with prunes and squash
D.W.: I can't believe this cookie smells!
Arthur: Not broccoli, not turkey!
David: How 'bout Leftovers Goulash?
Arthur: It's got to taste like ice cream! Hey!
Arthur and D.W.: Hey!
David: Take a pot
And add a lot
Of codfish mash
And kidney hash!
Let's add some snails
And catfish tails,
Some brains and feet
Can't wait to eat!
A sloppy scoop
Of runny gloop
A squid on toast
A rhubarb roast
Some tofu stew
With extra goo
Leftover squash
It's called goulash!
Hey!
Arthur and D.W.: We're not hungry anymore! Hey!
(Leftovers Goulash ends. Homework starts.)
Mr. Ratburn: Class, you really worked hard today. (Buster: You can say that again!)
Okay!
Class, you really worked hard today.
Now that the school day is through.
I've got something special for you. (Buster: I hope it's ice cream!)
Just a little homework, tonight!
Just a little homework, tonight!
Just a little homework, tonight!
Just a little homework, tonight!
Read 19 chapters of history.
List 63 adverbs alphabetically! Neatness counts!
Chart the journey that Balboa took
Do the first thousand problems in your new math book...
Just a little homework, tonight! (Buster: That's a lot of homework!)
Just a little homework, tonight!
Just a little homework, tonight!
Just a little homework, tonight!
Buster, pay attention!
Buster: Why, i, i, i...
Mr. Ratburn: There's a quiz tomorrow!
Buster: I think I'm going to die-i-i-i...
Mr. Ratburn: Just a little homework tonight...
Just a little homework tonight...
Just a little homework tonight...
(Homework ends. Library Card Reprise starts)
Everyone: Having fun isn't hard,
When you've got a library card.
Having fun isn't hard,
When you've got a library card.
Prunella: Paintings by Leonardo,
Rembrandt and Picasso.
Mr. Haney: Confidentially, I'm reading...
Everyone: ..."Go, Dog, Go"!
Buster: There's The Giving Tree and Jumanji
And Where the Wild Things Are.
D.W.: And a book on why you shouldn't
Keep your brother in a jar.
Arthur: Let me out!
All the thoughts and dreams of people
Throughout history
And all you need's this little card
To borrow 'em for free!
Everyone: Yeah!
Having fun isn't hard,
When you've got a library card.
Having fun isn't hard,
When you've got a library card.
D.W.: There's story time
And lessons on how to use computers,
But there can't be any classes
On how to make me cuter.
Francine: Puppet shows and movies,
The cool things never end.
Ms. Turner: And don't forget,
The Dewey Decimal System is your friend.
D.W.: Who's Dewey?
Everyone: And don't forget,
The Dewey Decimal System is your friend.
D.W.: Who's Dewey?
Everyone: 1! 2! 3!
Having fun isn't hard,
When you've got a library card.
D.W.: Who's Dewey?
Everyone: Having fun isn't hard,
When you've got a library card.
Having fun isn't hard,
When you've got a library card.
D.W.: Who's Dewey?
Everyone: Having fun isn't hard,
When you've got a library card.
Having fun!
D.W.: Who is Dewey?!?
(Library Card Reprise ends.)
Arthur and Buster: Ta-da!
Arthur: So, what did you think?
Buster: Pretty good for just two guys in a cardboard TV, huh?
D.W.: It was okay for the basement, but it would never work on real TV. By the way, who's Dewey?
(Episode ends)