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Prunella Packs it In/Transcript
Introduction
In her fantasy Prunella walks through a stone hall carrying a torch.
Prunella: Grizelda the Fearless knew that the magic chalice lay hidden nearby but first, she had to sneak past the dreaded three-headed dog of Doogenkirk. Luckily, it was asleep. So all Grizelda had to do was tiptoe by in utter silence. Prunella sneaks past the dog and up a stairway. A small stone falls down. Oops! The stone hits a shield on a wall with a loud gong. The dog wakes up and chases Prunella up a spiral staircase. On the upper floor she bangs on a door. Lady Pinfore, Lady Pinfore, let me in! I beseech thee!
The fantasy ends. Rubella opens the door holding a book. Prunella’s torch is a plunger and the three headed dog is a stuffed toy dog.
Rubella: What?!
Prunella: Your Ladyship, you must grant me shelter. The three-headed dog of Doogenkirk is right behind me!
Rubella: I can't play right now, I'm studying for a test.
Prunella: How could the threat of a mere test compare with being savaged by the...?
Rubella: It's not just a test, Pruny, it's the college exam, and it's much much scarier than any three-headed dog, so keep it down. She closes the door. Prunella picks up the dog.
Prunella: Don't worry, boy. I still think you're terrifying.
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Prunella lies on her bed and reads the Cultural Center’s catalogue. Marina sits beside her and does string figures.
Prunella: Oh, this one sounds great. "Kendo, the ancient art of Japanese sword fighting”.
Marina: You're only nine! You don’t have to worry about college yet.
Prunella: Easy for you to say, you get straight A's. Oh! How about "Artisanal cheese making?" Do you think colleges would like that?
Marina: But you don't even like cheese.
Prunella: Yeah, but this is cheese making, not cheese eating. What about, "Assembling your own V8 engine"? I bet there are no other nine-year-olds taking that.
Marina: I think they should at least be things you actually want to do.
Prunella: Well, unfortunately, the Cultural Center isn't offering any classes in Fortune Telling. "How to speak useful Czech." That sounds... useful. Now all I have to do is get my mum to sign me up. This is going to be great.
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Prunella is sitting cross-legged with other students in a room in the Elwood City Cultural Center. She is the only child.
Sensei: Now breathe into your core. Feel the air. Hold it... and release. Once again... breathe in. Prunella looks around and addresses the man next to her.
Prunella: Excuse me. I thought this was Japanese sword fighting? Where are the swords?
Man: We don't get swords till week five. Until then, it's just breathing. Prunella walks out the door.
Sensei: ...Expelling...
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In the Cultural Center corridor Prunella meets Bailey who is dressed as a cook.
Prunella: Hi, Bailey. What are you doing here?
Bailey: Miss Muffy and I are enrolled in a puff pastry seminar. He puts on his chef’s hat.
Prunella: Do you know where room three-twelve is? I'm late for my “Useful Czech Language” class.
Bailey: Straight down the hall, on the left. They part ways.
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Prunella opens a door to a room in which a teacher is writing a Czech sentence on the blackboard using phonetic spelling. There is only one student.
Czech Teacher: „Náš výrobek se prodává velmi dobře na americkém trhu.“ "Our product is selling very well in the U.S. market."
Czech Student: „Náš výrobek se prodává velmi dobře na americkém...“