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How the Cookie Crumbles/Transcript
Arthur Read: (grunting) Hurry!
Francine Frensky: Binky, keep your foot out of my mouth!
Binky: Hold it steady! I'm almost there!
(all yelling)
Binky: I smell food. (sniffing) It's me! I'm a cookie! (giggling)
The Brain: (sniffing) We're all cookies!
Francine: I've always wanted to be a cookie.
The Brain: I've always wanted to be an astrophysicist.
Binky: (he sees a shadow of a large hand) Huh?!
(all whimpering)
Muffy Crosswire: I know you're in there.
Arthur: A glass of milk! That must mean---
Muffy: It's snacktime!
Arthur: NOOOOOO!
(the cookies try to get away from Muffy)
Muffy: I know where you're hiding.
Arthur: We should have a choice of whether we get eaten.
Muffy: Cookies don't get to choose, silly.
The Brain: Wouldn't you prefer a piece of nutricious fruit?
(the cookies talk at once)
Muffy: Quiet! I baked you, now I'm gonna eat you!
Francine: But that's not fair!
Muffy: Fair, schmair! Whoever owns ovens makes the rules. That's just the way it is.
Binky: Look out!
(Title Card)
HOW THE COOKIE CRUMBLES
Written by: Joe Fallon --- Storyboard by Brian Anderson
Binky: (V.O.) How the Cookie Crumbles.
(We now return to the story)