Arthur vs. the Very Mean Crossing Guard/Transcript

(Arthur is looking under a bed) 

Arthur: Anybody here? (to the viewing audience) D.W. is so easy to fool! She'll believe anything. Like one time, I told her sweaters were a kind of animal.

D.W.: I'm not afraid of you. 

(the sweater growls)

D.W.: (screaming) 

Arthur: (V.O.) And I told her that if you stayed in the tub after you'd pull out the plug....

D.W.: Whoaaaaa!

Arthur: (V.O.) You'd get sucked in. She wouldn't take a bath for weeks. (back under the bed) Yep, she'll believe anything.

D.W.: Arthur, did you find anything?

Arthur: No monsters. At least none I noticed. Just try not to think about them and go to sleep. (toy squeaking) Agh! (chuckling)

(Intertitle)

                                           ARTHUR VS. THE VERY MEAN CROSSING GUARD

                             Written by: Ken Scarborough  --- Storyboard by: G. Capelle and M. Gagnon

Binky Barnes: Arthur vs. the Very Mean Crossing Guard.

Arthur: Hey!

D.W.: Oops.

(Back to the story)