The Long-Lost Green-Tailed Grebe

Fern in costume.

The Long-Lost Green-Tailed Grebe is a solo song about the Green-Tailed Grebe, performed by Fern in "Elwood City Turns 100!".

Lyrics

Taste the salty tears we "weeb,"

For the long lost Green-Tailed Grebe.

Our sorrows run so very "deeb,"

For the long lost Green-Tailed Grebe.

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While lumber jacks were tickled pink,

The Green-Tailed Grebe she went extinct.