D.W.'s Library Card (episode)/Transcript

Arthur: [at the library] I love the library! There are so many books to read and great things to find out. But the best thing about the library is... [whispers] it's quiet.                                                                                               D.W.: Arthur!!                                                                                                                                                  Arthur: Except on days when I have to bring D.W.                                                                                              D.W.:  What does this word say? [points at a word on a book]                                                                                                                                                           Arthur: "The." [D.W. walks away] Another great thing about the library is I can check out all these books!                                                                                                                                                            D.W.: Arthur!!                                                                                                                                               Arthur: What is it now?                                                                                                                                D.W.:  What does this word say?                                                                                                                Arthur: "Red." [D.W. walks away] To take books out at the library, you need a library card. But it's easy to get one of those. All you have to do is...                                                                                                                  D.W.: ARTHUR!!                                                                                                                                              Arthur: What?!                                                                                                                                               D.W.: How about this word?                                                                                                                            Arthur: "Dog"! "The Red Dog," okay? Got it?! And stop being so noisy! See the sign? It says, "No talking."            D.W.: If I can't read "The Red Dog," how do you expect me to read that sign?                                                        Arthur: Well... just go pester someone else-- I'm busy. [D.W. does so] Where was I? Oh, yeah-- all you need to do to get a library card is...                                                                                                                               D.W: Shh! [whispers] The sign says, "No talking"!                                                                                               Paige Turner: "D.W.'s Library Card."                                                                                                               Binky: [reading a book called Chopin to D.W.] And he published "Rondo in C Minor" when he was only 15 years old!                                                                                                                                                           Arthur: D.W.! [Binky gasps and closes the book] Stop bothering Binky! It's time for your puppet show in the kids' section.                                                                                                                                                      D.W.: I wasn't bugging him. Binky was reading to me about Chopin: the great romantic composer.                     Binky: No, I wasn't. Uhh, his name was Chopin [shows Arthur the cover of the book Kicking Koalas with a man on it] and he was a karate master. [to D.W.] You weren't listening!                                                                         Arthur: Sorry if my sister was bothering you.