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Arthur's Almost Live Not Real Music Festival/Transcript
D.W. Read: What's that noise?
Jane Read: D.W.!
(D.W. walks up to Jane)
Both: What's that noise?
D.W.: Oh, I bet I know what it is.
(D.W. goes up to Pal and listens)
D.W.: No. Rats, I was sure it was the dog's stomach.
(Pal whimpers. D.W. walks down the stairs to the basement)
D.W.: Mom, it's in the basement!
(Buster and Arthur have a cardboard studio set up. Buster is beatboxing with his mouth)
D.W.: What are you guys doing?
Arthur: Shh! It's our new music show!
Buster: I'm a video, and I'm almost over!
Arthur: That was Buster Jam with "Hey, what's for dinner?" Our next video...
D.W.: Hold it, hold it. That wasn't real music. He was just going (beatboxing) with his mouth! And that doesn't look like a TV! And this camera's not on!
Arthur: That's Dad's old camera, it doesn't work!
D.W.: So why are you doing this?
Arthur: Why shouldn't we?
D.W.: Because it's not real!
Buster: What's so great about being real?
Arthur: You can like something even though it's not real, D.W.! Try it. You just close your eyes and pretend, and you can see cool videos!
D.W.: If this is a trick, I'm telling.
Arthur: No trick. Here they come! Our big music videos!
(Title card)
Binky: (V.O.) Arthur's Almost Live Not Real Music Festival.
(Buster roars. Arthur laughs.)
Beat: Its Time Amy
Amy: Hey I must have slept all the way to Emrald Coast!
Muse: What we drove there for one hour!
Finn: Girls, Girls Over Here!
Melody: I think we heard some music!
Amy: Lets check it out.
(Lets Laugh, Just Laugh, And Laugh♩Plays as each player take a turn singing)
All: Oh Hi Amy
Amy: Hi
Amy: Cool Background
Daisy: Thanks Rythym Made it
Rythym: Okay. Not Exactly Daisy I have movies and songs in the projector.
Muse: Whats your movie going to be?
Amy: I think I'm going to go with... The Incredibles!
Holley: Brilliant! Thats your favorite movie!
Amy: Yeah. Why?
Finn: Toy Story Was The First Pixar Movie So You Dont Need The Glitter Force Order You need the year order.
Bliss: My movie is A Bugs Life And Im Going To Go In The Twinkle ♦ Blue Tunnel First Then Im Going To Follow My Path To Get To The Screen.
Amy: I Chose The Incredibles And Im going to follow it to the Lovely ♥ Pink Tunnel with Blaze Then Im Going To Stay In the middle of the center then Im going to stay with Bliss as I make a left to my screen.
Tails: I chose my first movie when I was a baby, Cars. Im going to follow it to the Kirika ☆ Cirtus Tunnel Then Im going to stay with Bliss and them Im going to stay with Amy as I Make a left to my screen.
Daisy: The movie I chose was WALL-E. Im going to follow it after Tails in The Happy Red & White ♪ Tunnel and Im going to follow it to my screen.
Blaze: My movie Is Cars 2 and Im going to follow it to the Kirika ☆ Cirtus Tunnel With Amy as she gets to her tunnel then Im going to follow it to my screen.
Arthur: 10 minutes youre up
Blaze: Lets Practice with Yay Yay Yay its not going to take that long its a 10 min warm up.
(Yay Yay Yay plays)
Daisy: Its Time Come On.
(Lets Laugh, Just Laugh and Laugh ♪Plays)
Amy: Welcome to the Precure Music Festival You Know this background was from Koro No Tomachi. Isn't that great. Anyways I got some great clips to show you from Cars 2, Cars, The Incredibles, A Bugs Life, And WALL-E. Lets meet our contestents. First Up From Jekyll Hyde From Cars is Tails!, From Leftovers Goulash From WALL-E Is Daisy!, And Homework From Cars 2 Is Blaze! Youre Precure Music Festival From Koro No Tomachi Begins In 3, 2, 1 Now!
(Library Card starts.)
Everyone: Having fun isn't hard, when you've got a library card! Having fun isn't hard, when you've got a library card!
Ms. Turner: Come on inside, we've got everything you need. There's plenty to do, or you can just sit and read.
Muffy: This book explain show to make paper planes.
Arthur: This contour map can show you mountain range terrains.
Brain: Fly to the moon, explore the ocean floor.
Buster: Find out which one's the tiller and which one is the oar.
Fern: Here's "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" and "Half Magic".
Timmy: "Hop on Pop".
Tommy: And "Fox in Socks".
George: And books on doing card tricks!
Everyone: Ooooooh! Having fun isn't hard, when you've got a library card!
Ms. Turner: That's right!
Everyone: Having fun isn't hard, when you've got a library card!
Francine: Books on baseball, hockey and soccer
Mr. Ratburn: And even how to build yourself a cool doorknocker.
Arthur: I could stay in this place for hours and hours.
Binky: I like books with pictures of lotsa pretty flowers... Being crushed by a giant pterodactyl.
Arthur: Jules Verne, HG Wells, and Ray Bradbury. Francine: You can take 'em home so you don't have to read 'em in a hurry.
Everyone: Having fun isn't hard, when you've got a library card! Having fun isn't hard, when you've got a library card! Having fun!
(Library Card ends. Keep On Hopping Plays)
Melody: Amy?
Amy: Hi Melody
Melody: Amy I am so excited The Festival is here in session I brought you a list so where you need to go is your session.
Amy: Okay First Thing On the List Tails and her Movie Cars.
Amy: Hi Tails
Tails: Hi Amy I cant wait to go to do my music video I'll be with you in no time. I brought neon lights to do this music video. I hope you like it.
Amy: We'll get to library card in a little bit but now heres a music video from the movie Cars.
(Jekyll Hyde Starts)
Brain: One day I went to the library
I found this book, it was great!
It was so cool I couldn't put it down
Even when it got pretty late!
That night I had a scary dream
I mixed my own secret potion
I added dirt, a bit of sludge, some eyes of flies
And a tiny dab of suntan lotion
I started shaking,
My legs were quaking,
My stomach aching,
My brain was breaking!
I started turning green;
Feeling mean;
It was like
In the story;
I was acting strange;
Quite deranged;
It was pure
Allegory!
"Allegory: a story where the characters stand for abstract ideas. For example, good and evil."
'Cause I was
Jekyll, Jekyll, Hyde, Jekyll, Hyde, Hyde, Jekyll
Jekyll, Jekyll, Hyde, Jekyll, Hyde!
Jekyll, Jekyll, Hyde, Jekyll, Hyde, Hyde, Jekyll
Jekyll, Jekyll, Hyde, Jekyll, Hyde!
When I awoke, I was me again
I hid the book out of sight
It was so cool I couldn’t keep away
So I took it out again that night
And then I dreamed we had this test in school
I gotta say it was weird.
We had to give the answers in semaphore
And for extra credit, grow a beard
I couldn’t take it,
Just couldn’t take it
In one swift motion,
I grabbed my potion! (Background laugh)
I said: "Mr. Hyde
Has arrived!"
Tossed my flags on the floor;
Made a major speech;
To the teach':
"This is all a big bore!"!
I ran down all the halls,
Wrote on walls;
Even stole second base;
I was super bad;
Sure was glad
I wasn’t wearing my face!
Cause I was
Jekyll, Jekyll, Hyde, Jekyll, Hyde, Hyde, Jekyll
Jekyll, Jekyll, Hyde, Jekyll, Hyde!
Jekyll, Jekyll, Hyde, Jekyll, Hyde, Hyde, Jekyll
Jekyll, Jekyll, Hyde, Jekyll, Hyde!
This was too much, I simply had to stop!
I threw that potion away! (Potion away)
But it didn’t matter if I drank the stuff;
I just kept on changing anyway! (Changing anyway)
Now I was
Jekyll, Jekyll, Hyde, Jekyll, Hyde, Hyde, Jekyll
Jekyll, Jekyll, Hyde, Jekyll, Hyde!
(Background laugh)
Jekyll, Jekyll, Hyde, Jekyll, Hyde, Hyde, Jekyll
Jekyll, Jekyll, Hyde, Jekyll, Hyde!
Just when it seemed there was no way out
I saw the book was overdue
The book lady said: “Are you returning?”;
I thought and I said: “No---RENEW!"!
(Background laugh)
(Jekyll Hide Ends Hearts As One Plays)
Amy: Omay next thing on my list Daisy and her movie WALL-E!
Amy: Hi Daisy
Daisy: Hi Amy Those foods taste gross but you knoe what im going to take the challenge I brought my own aquatic dance in about 2 1/2 Deep.
Amy: Great, Now heres a music video from WALL-E!
(Letovers Goulash Starts)
Arthur:
My dad's a chef
You think that's great?
Just try to guess
What's on your plate He mixes things
And then he bakes
Why can't he stick
To chocolate cakes?
I want some ice cream
Chocolate would be good
Ice cream that tastes...
Just like it should!
Not broccoli
Turkey or a lima bean
It's got to taste like ice cream!
Dad:
You have to try
My latest treat
A jellied fish
Inside a beet
Arthur and D.W.: Yuck!
Why should we eat
The same old meals?
Wait 'til you taste
My garlic eels
There are so many things to make
A custard soup, a liver cake
A curry pie, with prunes and squash
How 'bout Leftovers Goulash?
Hey!
D.W.:
Nothing brown
And nothing soupy
Nothing slippery
And nothing gloopy
Nothing mashed
And nothing steamed
And nothing runny with eyes or feet
That smells or wiggles when you touch it
or with crusts
and nothing creamed!
This smells like fish!
I can't stand fish!
I can't believe this cookie
Smells like fish!
(Arthur: Ice cream!)
It tastes like fish! (Arthur: Ice cream!)
Like chocolate fish! (Arthur: Ice cream!)
Why would anybody eat a cookie fish?
Dad:
There are so many things to make
D.W.: It tastes like fish!
Arthur: I want some ice cream!
A custard soup, a liver cake
D.W.: I can't stand fish!
Arthur: I want some ice cream!
A curry pie, with prunes and squash
D.W.: I can't believe this cookie smells!
Arthur: Not broccoli, not turkey!
How 'bout Leftovers Goulash?
Arthur: It's got to taste like ice cream! Hey!
Arthur and D.W.: Hey!
Dad:
Take a pot
And add a lot
Of codfish mash
And kidney hash!
Let's add some snails
And catfish tails,
Some brains and feet
Can't wait to eat!
A sloppy scoop
Of runny gloop
A squid on toast
A rhubarb roast
Some tofu stew
With extra goo
Leftover squash
It's called goulash!
Hey!
Arthur and D.W.: We're not hungry anymore! Hey!
(Leftovers Goulash ends. The Promised Melody plays.)
Amy: Next on the list Cars 2!
Amy: Hi Blaze
Blaze: I dont want to be stressed out but this is amazing I camt wait I know Im a little clumsy butIm okay.
Amy: Horray! Now heres a music video from Cars 2!
Mr. Ratburn:
Class, you really worked hard today. (You can say that again!)
Okay!
Class, you really worked hard today.
Now that the school day is through.
I've got something special for you. (I hope it's ice cream!)
Just a little homework, tonight!
Just a little homework, tonight!
Just a little homework, tonight!
Just a little homework, tonight!
Read 19 chapters of history.
List 63 adverbs alphabetically! Neatness counts!
Chart the journey that Balboa took
Do the first thousand problems in your new math book...
Just a little homework, tonight! (That's a lot of homework!)
Just a little homework, tonight!
Just a little homework, tonight!
Just a little homework, tonight!
Buster, pay attention!
Buster: Why, i, i, i...
There's a quiz tomorrow!
Buster: I think I'm going to die-i-i-i...
Just a little homework tonight...
Just a little homework tonight...
Just a little homework tonight...
(Homework ends. Intermission starts as Door Of Dreams Plays)
Amy: Back to library Card with a Bugs Life, The Incredibles, Cars, WALL-E, Cars 2!
Everyone: Having fun isn't hard,
When you've got a library card.
Having fun isn't hard,
When you've got a library card.
Prunella: Paintings by Leonardo,
Rembrandt and Picasso.
Mr. Haney: Confidentially, I'm reading...
Everyone: ..."Go, Dog, Go"!
Buster: There's "The Giving Tree" and "Jumanji"
And "Where the Wild Things Are."
D.W.: And a book on why you shouldn't
Keep your brother in a jar.
Arthur: Let me out!
All the thoughts and dreams of people
Throughout history
And all you need's this little card
To borrow 'em for free!
Everyone: Yeah!
Having fun isn't hard,
When you've got a library card.
Having fun isn't hard,
When you've got a library card.
D.W.: There's story time
And lessons on how to use computers,
But there can't be any classes
On how to make me cuter.
Francine: Puppet shows and movies,
The cool things never end.
Ms. Turner: And don't forget,
The Dewey Decimal System is your friend.
D.W.: Who's Dewey?
Everyone: And don't forget,
The Dewey Decimal System is your friend.
D.W.: Who's Dewey?
Everyone: 1! 2! 3!
Having fun isn't hard,
When you've got a library card.
D.W.: Who's Dewey?
Everyone: Having fun isn't hard,
When you've got a library card.
Having fun isn't hard,
When you've got a library card.
D.W.: Who's Dewey?
Everyone: Having fun isn't hard,
When you've got a library card.
Having fun!
D.W.: Who is Dewey?!?
(Library Card Reprise ends.)
Arthur and Buster: Ta-dah.
Arthur: So, what did you think?
Buster: Pretty good for just two guys in a cardboard TV, huh?
D.W.: It was okay for the basement, but it would never work on real TV. By the way, who's Dewey?
(Beyond The Sky plays)
(Episode ends)