Arthur's Snow Biz/Transcript

Introduction

Buster’s hopping on a pogo stick.

Buster: Woo-hoo! Look at me! I'm a kangaroo!

Arthur: Come on, Buster! It's my turn now.

Buster: You had it for forty-eight bounces. I've only had... twenty-two… twenty-three...

Arthur: But you’ve had it for longer.

Buster: So? I can't help it if I hop slower!

Arthur: Sometimes I wonder whether all best friends fight. Like, did Orville and Wilbur Wright ever argue with each other?

A fantasy shows the Orville Brothers in their flyer.

Wilbur Wright: Give me a push, Orville!

Orville Wright: You got to fly it last time!

Wilbur Wright: That wasn't a real turn!

Orville Wright: Ah, forget it! If you won't take turns, everyone can just ride the train for the next century!

Another fantasy shows Igor arguing with Dr. Frankenstein.

Igor: I'm just saying, why is it "Frankenstein's monster"? I do just as much work as you!

Dr. Frankenstein: I did not spend 150,000 marks and four years in medical school to share credit with a lab assistant.

Another fantasy shows voices coming from the refrigerator.

Jelly: It should be "jelly and peanut butter"! Alphabetical order!

Peanut Butter: Ah! Keep a lid on it! Without me, you'd get mouldy with that jar of borscht on the bottom shelf!

Imagination spots end.

Arthur: But Buster and I always find a way to work things out.   He pulls the pogo stick away.

Buster: Hey!

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Arthur celebrates his earned money with Buster in the Sugar Bowl.

Buster: Five dollars for one driveway? You should go into business.

Arthur: Yeah, but then I’d have to spend the whole day shoveling snow.

Buster: Let’s say you did eight jobs a day. You could make…    He writes “5.00 x 8 = $4000” on a napkin.   …four thousand dollars! Arthur, you could buy a spaceship!    Arthur adds a period to make “$40.00”.

Arthur: It’s only forty dollars a day. I can’t buy a spaceship.

Buster: What about a used one?

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Arthur: Ha! I’m working for peanuts. Buster would be crazy to compete with me now.