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'''Arthur:''' My Sister Is A Sissy by Jack Prelutsky. | == Intro == | ||
'''Arthur:''' "My Sister Is A Sissy" by Jack Prelutsky. | |||
My sister is a sissy<br/> | My sister is a sissy<br /> | ||
She's afraid of dogs and cats<br/> | She's afraid of dogs and cats<br /> | ||
A toad can give her tantrums,<br/> | A toad can give her tantrums,<br /> | ||
And she's terrified of rats | And she's terrified of rats | ||
She screams at things with stingers,<br/> | She screams at things with stingers,<br /> | ||
Things that buzz and things that crawl.<br/> | Things that buzz and things that crawl.<br /> | ||
Just the shadow of a spider<br/> | Just the shadow of a spider<br /> | ||
Sends my sister up the wall | Sends my sister up the wall | ||
A lizard makes her shiver,<br/> | A lizard makes her shiver,<br /> | ||
And a turtle makes her squirm.<br/> | And a turtle makes her squirm.<br /> | ||
She positively cringes<br/> | She positively cringes<br /> | ||
At the prospect of a worm. | At the prospect of a worm. | ||
She's | She's afraid of things with feathers.<br /> | ||
She's | She's afraid of things with fur.<br /> | ||
She's scared of almost everything.<br/> | She's scared of almost everything.<br /> | ||
How come ''I'm'' scared of '''her'''? | How come ''I'm'' scared of '''her'''? | ||
== Title Card: Arthur with Umbrella == | |||
''Mr. Ratburn holds up a list in class.'' | |||
'''Mr. Ratburn:''' Only two days until the library poetry contest and only one student has signed up: Fern. | |||
'''Francine:''' Fern never said she wrote poetry. | |||
'''Binky:''' Fern never says ''anything''. | |||
'''Mr. Ratburn:''' The judge is famous poet Jack Prelutsky. It's not too late to enter. | |||
'''Francine:''' Listen, I'm a poet. Moon, June, spoon, a loon... | |||
''Fern sits in the cafeteria reading a book. Binky and Rattles walk past her.'' | |||
'''Binky:''' Just thinking of poetry, oh, it makes me sleepy. | |||
''He fakes falling asleep.'' | |||
'''Rattles:''' Binky, know what’s twice as boring as a poem? | |||
'''Binky:''' What? | |||
'''Rattles:''' Two poems. | |||
'''Kids:''' (laugh) | |||
''Fern looks annoyed, then stands up.'' | |||
'''Fern:''' You only make fun because you couldn’t write a poem if you tried. | |||
''She leaves.'' | |||
'''Kids:''' (gasp) | |||
'''Francine:''' That’s the most she’s said all year. | |||
'''Buster:''' You tell ‘em, Fern! (whistles) | |||
''Binky gives him a death glare. He shuts up.'' | |||
<nowiki>***</nowiki> | |||
''After school the kids run after Fern.'' | |||
write a | '''Binky:''' Maybe I couldn’t write a poem, but neither could they. | ||
'''Francine:''' I could if I wanted to. | |||
'''Arthur:''' Me too. No problem. | |||
'''Binky:''' I can write a better poem than you with my brain tied behind my back, Arthur. | |||
'''Arthur:''' Ha! Oh yeah? I’d like to see that. | |||
''Fern stops so abruptly that the others bang into one another.'' | |||
'''Kids:''' Ouch! | |||
'''Fern:''' I bet none of you could even write a poem. | |||
'''Francine:''' I could too. | |||
'''Arthur:''' Maybe Binky can’t, but I can. | |||
can | '''Binky:''' There’s nothing Arthur can do that I can’t. | ||
'''Muffy:''' You are so rude, Fern. | |||
''Everyone argues with each other'' | |||
'''Binky:''' Someone hold me back or I’ll write a poem right now. | |||
'''Fern:''' Quiet! ''Car alarm goes off.'' I bet that none of you can write a poem and finish it in time to submit it to the poetry contest. | |||
'''Francine:''' I bet I can! | |||
'''Arthur:''' I’ll not only finish one, it will be better than Binky’s. | |||
'''Buster:''' Is anyone else hungry? | |||
'''Fern:''' Anyone who doesn’t has to join the poetry club for a year. Bet, or are you bunch of chickens? | |||
''She holds out her little finger. The others hook their little fingers in.'' | |||
'''Arthur:''' ''(to Buster):'' How do you write a poem? | |||
'''Buster:''' I thought you knew. | |||
<nowiki>***</nowiki> | |||
''Arthur and Buster look through books in the library.'' | |||
'''Arthur:''' I don’t want to go to poetry club for a whole year. | |||
wings | '''Buster:''' It’ll be a cinch. We just find a good poem and write one like it. (reads:) “The time has come, the walrus said, to talk of many things / of shoes and ships and sealing-wax, of cabbages and kings / and why the sea is boiling hot, and whether pigs have wings.” No, I don’t think I can write like that. | ||
'''Arthur:''' Let’s find one that makes sense. | |||
'''Buster:''' What does this mean? “Something better than his dog, a little dearer than his horse”. | |||
than his dog a little dearer than his | '''Arthur:''' Maybe it’s a riddle. What’s better than his dog, a little dearer than his horse? | ||
'''Buster:''' A gerbil that can do your homework. | |||
'''Arthur:''' Nothing’s better than my dog. Skip this guy, he doesn’t like dogs. | |||
<nowiki>***</nowiki> | |||
''Arthur and Buster check poetry books in the treehouse.'' | |||
'''Buster:''' Whoa, listen to these titles: “The Haunted Palace”, “The Conqueror Worm”… | |||
'''Arthur:''' That must be about a giant worm. | |||
'''Buster:''' Listen to this: "It was the dead who groaned within." | |||
'''Arthur+Buster:''' Cool! | |||
'''Arthur:''' I got one that makes sense. (reads:) "Listen, my children and you shall hear / of the midnight ride of Paul Revere..." | |||
'''Buster:''' All right. We're ready. | |||
<nowiki>***</nowiki> | |||
the | ''Binky, Fern, Brain, Buster, Arthur and Muffy sit at a table in the cafeteria.'' | ||
'''Buster:''' How long did you work on your poem last night? | |||
'''Arthur:''' I... sort of watched TV. | |||
'''Fern:''' Brain has finished his poem. | |||
''Arthur spits out milk.'' | |||
'''Arthur:''' Already? | |||
'''Brain:''' Can I read it to you? Any comments will help me perfect it for the contest. “I, The Brain will explain what makes rain. / Water droplets are what clouds contain. / They reach saturation / become precipitation / hit the ground and go right down the drain.“ | |||
'''Binky:''' (yawns) | |||
''Fern claps.'' | |||
'''Muffy:''' I'm done too. "My favorite thing to do is shop / for shoes, shirts, coats, rings..." You can never have enough jewellery. “...and games until I drop. / I love to shop.” | |||
'''Buster:''' That's not a poem, it's a list. | |||
'''Muffy:''' “Shop” rhymes with “drop”. Duh. | |||
'''Fern:''' Everyone else, remember to have your poems done by tomorrow. | |||
<nowiki>***</nowiki> | |||
''Arthur writes something in his room, then reads it out loud.'' | |||
'''Arthur:''' "Listen, my children as I tell you / of a duck and a chicken on a bus to Oklaho-moo..." Yeuch! | |||
''He crosses out the whole page.'' | |||
<nowiki>***</nowiki> | |||
''Arthur is on the phone.'' | |||
you | '''Arthur:''' Buster. When you're done with your poem, can you help me? | ||
'''Buster:''' I'm done. But I'm watching a video. Sorry! | |||
'''D.W.:''' I know a great poem: “Roses are red / violets are blue / my nose smells / and your feet do too”. (laughs) That's so funny! Doesn't that crack you up, Arthur? ''Arthur walks up the stairs looking depressed.'' Arthur? | |||
<nowiki>***</nowiki> | |||
''The next morning Arthur drinks his milk, picks up his books and goes to the door.'' | |||
'''Mr. Read:''' Why the big rush to get to school? | |||
'''Arthur:''' I have to stop at Fern's house. | |||
<nowiki>***</nowiki> | |||
''Arthur walks up to Fern's house. He is about to ring when he hears voices from inside.'' | |||
'''Fern:''' Can I hear that again? | |||
'''Buster:''' “Once upon a midnight cloudy / a big old bat said 'Howdy! Howdy!'" ''Arthur looks inside. Buster and Fern are sitting on the couch.'' (gasps) | |||
'''Arthur:''' You said you were done! | |||
''Buster comes to the window.'' | |||
want you to think I couldn't do it | '''Buster:''' I-I didn't want you to think I couldn't do it. | ||
<nowiki>***</nowiki> | |||
''Arthur and Buster walk to school with Fern.'' | |||
'''Fern:''' Instead of copying other people’s poems, why not just write about what you like? | |||
'''Buster:''' Who’d want to hear what I like? | |||
'''Fern:''' Who wouldn’t? | |||
''Arthur and Buster smile.'' | |||
<nowiki>***</nowiki> | |||
''Jack Prelutsky is reciting a poem in the library in front of Miss Turner and an audience of kids.'' | |||
'''Jack Prelutsky:''' Today is very boring,<br> | |||
it’s a very boring day.<br> | |||
There’s nothing much to look at,<br> | |||
there’s nothing much to say. | |||
doorstep I am going back to bed | There’s a peacock on my sneakers,<br> | ||
there’s a penguin on my head,<br> | |||
there’s a dormouse on my doorstep,<br> | |||
I am going back to bed. | |||
very boring | Today is very boring,<br> | ||
it’s boring through and through.<br> | |||
There is absolutely nothing<br> | |||
that I think I want to do. | |||
I see giants riding rhinos, ''Francine has a thought bubble of a giant on a rhino.''<br> | |||
and an ogre with a sword, ''Buster sees a one-eyed giant swinging a sword.''<br> | |||
there’s a dragon blowing smoke rings, ''A dragon who looks like Mr. Ratburn, breathes fire.''<br> | |||
I am positively bored. ''The dragon breathes smoke rings on Muffy.'' | |||
'''Muffy:''' (coughs) | |||
'''Jack Prelutsky:''' Today is very boring,<br> | |||
I can hardly (yawns) help but yawn,<br> | |||
there’s a flying saucer landing<br> | |||
in the middle of my lawn, | |||
a | a volcano just erupted<br> | ||
less than half a mile away, ''Binky sees a volcano erupting right behind the school.''<br> | |||
and I think I felt an earthquake, ''Sue Ellen sees Binky dancing, which shakes the ground.''<br> | |||
it’s a very boring day. | |||
''Everybody claps.'' | |||
'''Jack Prelutsky:''' Thank you. Thank you. | |||
<nowiki>***</nowiki> | |||
''Fern finishes her poem.'' | |||
'''Fern: '''“...and the ghosts of all the fallen trees weep for a world that can't live without them.“ ''Mr. Prelutsky and the kids clap.'' Thank you, Mr. Prelutsky. I have all of your poetry books. | |||
'''Jack Prelutsky:''' You are obviously a little girl with impeccable taste. Our next poet is Francine Frensky. | |||
''While reciting her poem, Francine holds up signs with illustrations. Meanwhile Muffy plays the bongos.'' | |||
'''Francine:''' "My dad took me to a hockey game. / I got hit in the head by a puck. / I yelled out 'Ow, my head! Ow! Call an ambulance! Ouch! Ow! Oh brother! This hurts! / Put ice on it. It's gonna swell.' / I got a big old purple lump on my head / and used it for Show And Tell." | |||
''Everybody claps.'' | |||
'''Fern:''' Where's Arthur? | |||
''Arthur is sitting under a tree, writing and looking at his watch.'' | |||
<nowiki>***</nowiki> | |||
'''Binky:''' “People think I can't write a poem / but they are so wrong, I can write a poem. / I wrote this one, I wrote this poem, / and I gave it the title 'Binky's Poem'. / So shut up!” The end. | |||
''Fern claps.'' | |||
'''Muffy:''' That’s not a poem. He rhymed “poem” with “poem” four times. | |||
'''Fern:''' It was great. Yeah, Binky! | |||
'''Jack Prelutsky:''' Our final poet is Buster Baxter. | |||
''While Buster reads his poem, Arthur is racing through the city on his bike. He has to wait for a group of preschool children and a circus parade.'' | |||
'''Buster:''' “These are the things that make me nauseous: / gloppy green gloop that drips from faucets, / blue hair that grows on slices of bread, / when your big old dog drools in your bed, / when a dirty sock drops on your face, pee yew, / when your friend's baby sister starts to spew, / half a worm in the apple you bit, / finding a human bone in your jello, / flowing nose slime green and yellow, / and people who eat creamed corn with their mouths open so you can see it.” The end. | |||
'''Jack Prelutsky:''' I probably shouldn't mention the free butterscotch pudding being served at the reception. | |||
'''Kids:''' (Bleugh!) | |||
''Arthur bursts in.'' | |||
I | '''Arthur:''' Am I too late? I couldn't help it. The street was full of elephants! | ||
''He whispers to Jack Prelutsky.'' | |||
'''Jack Prelutsky: '''Our final ''final'' poem is “Jimmy Goes to the City” by Arthur Read. | |||
'''Arthur:''' "Jimmy was a happy ape until some hunters caught him. / He liked the jungle better than the city where they brought him. / The city was louder, the city was meaner. / Even the dirt in the jungle was cleaner./ So Jimmy made a daring escape. / The hunters were suddenly minus one ape. / He climbed the tallest building because from there he'd see / how far away the jungle was from the middle of the city. / Jimmy jumped into a passing plane / but the pilot didn't wait for him to explain. / Jimmy went back to the jungle and told his ape friends in their lair / 'The city's okay for a visit, but you couldn't make me live there.'" | |||
'''Jack Prelutsky:''' And the winner of the contest is... I hate contests. You all win. | |||
'''Fern:''' And nobody has to join the poetry club because they won the bet. | |||
'''Arthur:''' But this was fun! | |||
'''Buster:''' Yeah! I know lots of other disgusting things. | |||
'''Muffy:''' I want to play my bongos. | |||
'''Binky:''' You can't stop us if we want to join. | |||
a | ''Francine comes with a clipboard.'' | ||
'''Francine:''' Hey, here's a sign-up list. | |||
''Fern shakes hands with Mr. Prelutsky.'' | |||
'''Fern:''' Mr. Prelutsky, could you read us another poem? | |||
'''Kids: '''(Yeah! Please!) | |||
'''Jack Prelutsky:''' All right. Well, Buster's poem put me in mind of one of my own | '''Jack Prelutsky:''' All right. Well, Buster's poem put me in mind of one of my own called “Jellyfish Stew”. “Jellyfish stew / I'm loony for you. / I dearly adore you, / oh truly I do...” | ||
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Latest revision as of 20:18, 23 December 2021
Intro[edit]
Arthur: "My Sister Is A Sissy" by Jack Prelutsky.
My sister is a sissy
She's afraid of dogs and cats
A toad can give her tantrums,
And she's terrified of rats
She screams at things with stingers,
Things that buzz and things that crawl.
Just the shadow of a spider
Sends my sister up the wall
A lizard makes her shiver,
And a turtle makes her squirm.
She positively cringes
At the prospect of a worm.
She's afraid of things with feathers.
She's afraid of things with fur.
She's scared of almost everything.
How come I'm scared of her?
Title Card: Arthur with Umbrella[edit]
Mr. Ratburn holds up a list in class.
Mr. Ratburn: Only two days until the library poetry contest and only one student has signed up: Fern.
Francine: Fern never said she wrote poetry.
Binky: Fern never says anything.
Mr. Ratburn: The judge is famous poet Jack Prelutsky. It's not too late to enter.
Francine: Listen, I'm a poet. Moon, June, spoon, a loon...
Fern sits in the cafeteria reading a book. Binky and Rattles walk past her.
Binky: Just thinking of poetry, oh, it makes me sleepy.
He fakes falling asleep.
Rattles: Binky, know what’s twice as boring as a poem?
Binky: What?
Rattles: Two poems.
Kids: (laugh)
Fern looks annoyed, then stands up.
Fern: You only make fun because you couldn’t write a poem if you tried.
She leaves.
Kids: (gasp)
Francine: That’s the most she’s said all year.
Buster: You tell ‘em, Fern! (whistles)
Binky gives him a death glare. He shuts up.
***
After school the kids run after Fern.
Binky: Maybe I couldn’t write a poem, but neither could they.
Francine: I could if I wanted to.
Arthur: Me too. No problem.
Binky: I can write a better poem than you with my brain tied behind my back, Arthur.
Arthur: Ha! Oh yeah? I’d like to see that.
Fern stops so abruptly that the others bang into one another.
Kids: Ouch!
Fern: I bet none of you could even write a poem.
Francine: I could too.
Arthur: Maybe Binky can’t, but I can.
Binky: There’s nothing Arthur can do that I can’t.
Muffy: You are so rude, Fern.
Everyone argues with each other
Binky: Someone hold me back or I’ll write a poem right now.
Fern: Quiet! Car alarm goes off. I bet that none of you can write a poem and finish it in time to submit it to the poetry contest.
Francine: I bet I can!
Arthur: I’ll not only finish one, it will be better than Binky’s.
Buster: Is anyone else hungry?
Fern: Anyone who doesn’t has to join the poetry club for a year. Bet, or are you bunch of chickens?
She holds out her little finger. The others hook their little fingers in.
Arthur: (to Buster): How do you write a poem?
Buster: I thought you knew.
***
Arthur and Buster look through books in the library.
Arthur: I don’t want to go to poetry club for a whole year.
Buster: It’ll be a cinch. We just find a good poem and write one like it. (reads:) “The time has come, the walrus said, to talk of many things / of shoes and ships and sealing-wax, of cabbages and kings / and why the sea is boiling hot, and whether pigs have wings.” No, I don’t think I can write like that.
Arthur: Let’s find one that makes sense.
Buster: What does this mean? “Something better than his dog, a little dearer than his horse”.
Arthur: Maybe it’s a riddle. What’s better than his dog, a little dearer than his horse?
Buster: A gerbil that can do your homework.
Arthur: Nothing’s better than my dog. Skip this guy, he doesn’t like dogs.
***
Arthur and Buster check poetry books in the treehouse.
Buster: Whoa, listen to these titles: “The Haunted Palace”, “The Conqueror Worm”…
Arthur: That must be about a giant worm.
Buster: Listen to this: "It was the dead who groaned within."
Arthur+Buster: Cool!
Arthur: I got one that makes sense. (reads:) "Listen, my children and you shall hear / of the midnight ride of Paul Revere..."
Buster: All right. We're ready.
***
Binky, Fern, Brain, Buster, Arthur and Muffy sit at a table in the cafeteria.
Buster: How long did you work on your poem last night?
Arthur: I... sort of watched TV.
Fern: Brain has finished his poem.
Arthur spits out milk.
Arthur: Already?
Brain: Can I read it to you? Any comments will help me perfect it for the contest. “I, The Brain will explain what makes rain. / Water droplets are what clouds contain. / They reach saturation / become precipitation / hit the ground and go right down the drain.“
Binky: (yawns)
Fern claps.
Muffy: I'm done too. "My favorite thing to do is shop / for shoes, shirts, coats, rings..." You can never have enough jewellery. “...and games until I drop. / I love to shop.”
Buster: That's not a poem, it's a list.
Muffy: “Shop” rhymes with “drop”. Duh.
Fern: Everyone else, remember to have your poems done by tomorrow.
***
Arthur writes something in his room, then reads it out loud.
Arthur: "Listen, my children as I tell you / of a duck and a chicken on a bus to Oklaho-moo..." Yeuch!
He crosses out the whole page.
***
Arthur is on the phone.
Arthur: Buster. When you're done with your poem, can you help me?
Buster: I'm done. But I'm watching a video. Sorry!
D.W.: I know a great poem: “Roses are red / violets are blue / my nose smells / and your feet do too”. (laughs) That's so funny! Doesn't that crack you up, Arthur? Arthur walks up the stairs looking depressed. Arthur?
***
The next morning Arthur drinks his milk, picks up his books and goes to the door.
Mr. Read: Why the big rush to get to school?
Arthur: I have to stop at Fern's house.
***
Arthur walks up to Fern's house. He is about to ring when he hears voices from inside.
Fern: Can I hear that again?
Buster: “Once upon a midnight cloudy / a big old bat said 'Howdy! Howdy!'" Arthur looks inside. Buster and Fern are sitting on the couch. (gasps)
Arthur: You said you were done!
Buster comes to the window.
Buster: I-I didn't want you to think I couldn't do it.
***
Arthur and Buster walk to school with Fern.
Fern: Instead of copying other people’s poems, why not just write about what you like?
Buster: Who’d want to hear what I like?
Fern: Who wouldn’t?
Arthur and Buster smile.
***
Jack Prelutsky is reciting a poem in the library in front of Miss Turner and an audience of kids.
Jack Prelutsky: Today is very boring,
it’s a very boring day.
There’s nothing much to look at,
there’s nothing much to say.
There’s a peacock on my sneakers,
there’s a penguin on my head,
there’s a dormouse on my doorstep,
I am going back to bed.
Today is very boring,
it’s boring through and through.
There is absolutely nothing
that I think I want to do.
I see giants riding rhinos, Francine has a thought bubble of a giant on a rhino.
and an ogre with a sword, Buster sees a one-eyed giant swinging a sword.
there’s a dragon blowing smoke rings, A dragon who looks like Mr. Ratburn, breathes fire.
I am positively bored. The dragon breathes smoke rings on Muffy.
Muffy: (coughs)
Jack Prelutsky: Today is very boring,
I can hardly (yawns) help but yawn,
there’s a flying saucer landing
in the middle of my lawn,
a volcano just erupted
less than half a mile away, Binky sees a volcano erupting right behind the school.
and I think I felt an earthquake, Sue Ellen sees Binky dancing, which shakes the ground.
it’s a very boring day.
Everybody claps.
Jack Prelutsky: Thank you. Thank you.
***
Fern finishes her poem.
Fern: “...and the ghosts of all the fallen trees weep for a world that can't live without them.“ Mr. Prelutsky and the kids clap. Thank you, Mr. Prelutsky. I have all of your poetry books.
Jack Prelutsky: You are obviously a little girl with impeccable taste. Our next poet is Francine Frensky.
While reciting her poem, Francine holds up signs with illustrations. Meanwhile Muffy plays the bongos.
Francine: "My dad took me to a hockey game. / I got hit in the head by a puck. / I yelled out 'Ow, my head! Ow! Call an ambulance! Ouch! Ow! Oh brother! This hurts! / Put ice on it. It's gonna swell.' / I got a big old purple lump on my head / and used it for Show And Tell."
Everybody claps.
Fern: Where's Arthur?
Arthur is sitting under a tree, writing and looking at his watch.
***
Binky: “People think I can't write a poem / but they are so wrong, I can write a poem. / I wrote this one, I wrote this poem, / and I gave it the title 'Binky's Poem'. / So shut up!” The end.
Fern claps.
Muffy: That’s not a poem. He rhymed “poem” with “poem” four times.
Fern: It was great. Yeah, Binky!
Jack Prelutsky: Our final poet is Buster Baxter.
While Buster reads his poem, Arthur is racing through the city on his bike. He has to wait for a group of preschool children and a circus parade.
Buster: “These are the things that make me nauseous: / gloppy green gloop that drips from faucets, / blue hair that grows on slices of bread, / when your big old dog drools in your bed, / when a dirty sock drops on your face, pee yew, / when your friend's baby sister starts to spew, / half a worm in the apple you bit, / finding a human bone in your jello, / flowing nose slime green and yellow, / and people who eat creamed corn with their mouths open so you can see it.” The end.
Jack Prelutsky: I probably shouldn't mention the free butterscotch pudding being served at the reception.
Kids: (Bleugh!)
Arthur bursts in.
Arthur: Am I too late? I couldn't help it. The street was full of elephants!
He whispers to Jack Prelutsky.
Jack Prelutsky: Our final final poem is “Jimmy Goes to the City” by Arthur Read.
Arthur: "Jimmy was a happy ape until some hunters caught him. / He liked the jungle better than the city where they brought him. / The city was louder, the city was meaner. / Even the dirt in the jungle was cleaner./ So Jimmy made a daring escape. / The hunters were suddenly minus one ape. / He climbed the tallest building because from there he'd see / how far away the jungle was from the middle of the city. / Jimmy jumped into a passing plane / but the pilot didn't wait for him to explain. / Jimmy went back to the jungle and told his ape friends in their lair / 'The city's okay for a visit, but you couldn't make me live there.'"
Jack Prelutsky: And the winner of the contest is... I hate contests. You all win.
Fern: And nobody has to join the poetry club because they won the bet.
Arthur: But this was fun!
Buster: Yeah! I know lots of other disgusting things.
Muffy: I want to play my bongos.
Binky: You can't stop us if we want to join.
Francine comes with a clipboard.
Francine: Hey, here's a sign-up list.
Fern shakes hands with Mr. Prelutsky.
Fern: Mr. Prelutsky, could you read us another poem?
Kids: (Yeah! Please!)
Jack Prelutsky: All right. Well, Buster's poem put me in mind of one of my own called “Jellyfish Stew”. “Jellyfish stew / I'm loony for you. / I dearly adore you, / oh truly I do...”