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| ''The intro spoofs “MTV Cribs”.''
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| '''Announcer:''' Baby Cribz - the show that dares to take you where no one else will go - behind bars!
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| [[Vicita Molina]]: That's okay. I have a Secret Agent Kristi Doll upstairs. | | [[Vicita Molina]]: That's okay. I have a Secret Agent Kristi Doll upstairs. |
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| ''D.W. tells the story of how she got her first big girl bed.''
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| '''D.W.''': So I told my parents, no more of this baby stuff. I want my bed and I want it now.
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| '''Tommy:''' That was dumb.
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| '''Timmy:''' Yeah, I'd never sleep in a bed.
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| '''D.W.''': Why not?
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| '''Tommy+Timmy:''' Arachnar... lord of the spider people!
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| '''D.W.''': Who?
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| '''Timmy:''' He's half-man, half-spider and he eats children.
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| '''Tommy:''' He can't reach his tentacles through the bars of a crib, but kids in beds are easy picking. He climbs up the side and crawls under the sheets!
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| '''D.W.''': Wait a sec! If he's half-man, half-spider, why does he have tentacles?
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| '''Timmy:''' Uh...he's half-octopus too.
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| '''Tommy:''' And half-Tyrannosaurus Rex.
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| '''Vicita''': Yikes, that sounds scary.
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| '''D.W.''': Oh, Vicita. They were just trying to scare me! Arachnar's just an Irving Legend. [urban legend]
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| '''Vicita''': A what?
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| '''D.W.''': An Irving legend. It's the kind of story your uncle Irving tells. It's' really scary, but it never actually happened.
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| '''Vicita''': I don't have an Uncle Irving.
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| '''D.W.''': There is no Uncle Irving, Vicita, he's an Irving legend too!
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| ''In another flashback, little D.W. climbs into her parents’ bed.''
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| '''Mrs. Read:''' Sure is nice how easily D.W. took to her new bed.
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| '''Mr. Read:''' Oh, what a relief, huh?
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| '''D.W.''': You said it. ''Mr. Read stares.''
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| '''Vicita''': Weren't you scared, DW? Getting out of bed like that? What if the robbers got you?
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| '''D.W.''': Vicita, there were no robbers. That was just Arthur being a scaredy-cat.
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| '''Vicita''': Well, what if Uncle Irving got you?
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| '''D.W.''': There IS no Uncle Irving!
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| '''Vicita''': I bet that's because the robbers got him.[[Category:Transcripts]]
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| [[Category:Unfinished Transcripts]] | | [[Category:Unfinished Transcripts]] |
| [[Category:A to Z]] | | [[Category:A to Z]] |
| [[Category:Season 8 transcripts]] | | [[Category:Season 8 transcripts]] |
