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| ==Intro==
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| ''Arthur lies on his bed looking annoyed.''
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| '''Arthur''': It's no big surprise when my sister D.W. does something annoying. Like the one time in her life she beat me at checkers.
| | [[D.W. Read]]: I know. I don't even want to play that CD anymore. |
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| ''Flashback: Arthur and D.W. play checkers in the treehouse.'' | | [[Arthur Read]]: Wow! That's amazing. D.W. must be growing up or something! |
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| '''D.W.''': I won! I beat you! Haha! Yeah, Momma! In your face! Sweet victory! You loser!
| | (D.W. pops a tape intothe VCR) |
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| ''She jumps up and down while Arthur looks annoyed.''
| | D.W.: Arthur, look what Grandma [[Thora Read|Thora]] gave me! |
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| ''Flashback: Arthur, his mom and D.W. walk into the Sugar Bowl where most of Arthur’s friends are.''
| | (she turns on the television) |
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| '''D.W.''': I beat Arthur! Imagine that! A little kid like me beat Arthur.
| | Announcer: [[Crazy Bus: The Motion Picture|Crazy Bus: The Motion Picture.]] Two full hours of your favorite wacky song. More fun than a ?????. |
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| '''Arthur''': (groans) ''He blushes.''
| | Arthur: MOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM! |
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| ''Flashback: It is summer. Arthur and D.W. sit in a paddling pool in the yard. Mrs. Reads holds Kate’s feet into the water.''
| | Announcer: Crazy Bus: The Motion Picture. More fun than a lighting fixture. Beginning, middle, and an end. See it more times than your friends. Play it again and again and then play it one more time again. It's crazy! |
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| '''D.W.''': You should have been there, Kate. I jumped his king and won the game!
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| ''Flashback: It is fall. D.W. talks to Grandma Thora while Arthur and his dad rake leaves.''
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| '''D.W.''': He didn't even see it coming. What a pushover!
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| ''Arthur holds his ears and shakes his head.''
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| ''Flashback: It is winter: D.W. talks to her parents who are building a snowman while Arthur pulls Pal and Kate on a toboggan.''
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| '''D.W.''': I was checker champ and Arthur was checker chump!
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| ''The flashbacks end. Arthur sits up on the bed.''
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| '''Arthur''': But nothing ever in the entire history of my whole life has ever been as bad as this!
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| ''D.W. stands in the door holding a CD player.''
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| '''Joe Fallon (on CD):''' [sings] “''Crazy bus, crazy bus, riding on the crazy bus. Riding up, riding down, and driven by a funny clown…”
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| '''Arthur''': (groans)
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| ''He holds a pillow over his head and lets out his usual scream.''
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| <nowiki>~~~</nowiki>
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| ==Episode==
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| <nowiki>~~~</nowiki>
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| ''A bird sings outside. Arthur wakes up and gets out of bed. He and Pal go to the window and look at the birds.''
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| '''Arthur''': It's a perfect morning! ''He hears music from the next room. '' That song. It's that song again!
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| <nowiki>~~~ </nowiki>
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| ''Arthur, now in his day clothes, makes a check mark on a flipboard in the living room. There are now 200 marks on that page''
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| '''Joe Fallon (on CD)''': “Crazy bus, crazy bus, riding on the crazy bus. Riding up, riding down, and driven by a funny clown…”
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| ''Arthur counts through several flipboard pages.''
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| '''Arthur''': 532! She's played it 532 times this week.
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| <nowiki>~~~</nowiki>
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| ''Arthur eats cereal at the breakfast table. D.W. comes in with the CD player.''
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| '''Joe Fallon (on CD)''': “Crazy bus, crazy bus, riding on the crazy bus…”
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| ''Arthur’s cereal and juice start vibrating.''
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| '''Arthur''': What happened to the headphones I gave you?
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| '''Joe Fallon (on CD)''': “Riding up, riding down, and driven by a funny clown…”
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| ''D.W. puts the radio on the table.''
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| '''D.W.''': They broke! Don't you just live this part?
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| ''She dances through the kitchen. Mrs. Read comes in.''
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| '''Joe Fallon (on CD)''': ''“''Wacky goony, goofy, spoony, high as a plane or a balloon-y. Crazy bus, come with us, as we ride, ride, ride, ride, ride…”
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| '''Mrs. Read''': D.W., can you turn that off during breakfast, honey?
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| ''D.W. turns it off.''
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| '''D.W.''': You should listen to it more. You'll learn to like it.
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| ''Arthur shakes his head. D.W. pours herself cereal.''
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| '''D.W.''': (hums “Crazy Bus”)
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| '''Arthur''': Mom! Now she's humming it!
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| <nowiki>~~~</nowiki>
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| ''Later, Arthur practices throwing hoops in front of the garage while D.W. and the Tibbles play in the sandbox.''
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| '''Timmy:''' (makes truck noises)
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| '''Arthur''': Finally, quiet.
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| ''He throws the ball. While trying to get the rebound, “Crazy Bus” starts playing and the ball falls on Arthur’s head.''
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| '''Arthur''': (grunts)
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| '''Joe Fallon (on CD)''': “Crazy bus, crazy bus, riding on the crazy bus…”
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| '''Timmy''': I can sing louder than you.
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| '''Tommy''': No, you can't!
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| '''Timmy''': (sings:) “Slappy, pappy, goofy, goofy…”
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| '''Tommy''': (sings:) “Slappy, goofy, a balloony, driving, biding, crazy, crazy…”
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| '''Timmy+Tommy''': (sing:) Crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy...
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| ''Arthur talks to his dad who is cleaning the garage.''
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| '''Arthur''': How can you stand it?
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| ''Mr. Read pulls out earplugs.''
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| '''Mr. Read''': Excuse me?
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| <nowiki>~~~</nowiki>
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| ''Later, Arthur reads a comic book in his room with Pal lying beside him. D.W. comes.''
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| '''D.W.''': Arthur, know what I have? ''She holds some tickets.'' Tickets to Crazy Bus live!
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| '''Arthur''': Who would go to that?
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| '''D.W.''': You would. We're all going! Just like when we all went to… "Bionic Bunny on Ice''"!
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| ''She points to a poster on Arthur’s wall. Then she dances out of the room.''
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| '''Arthur''': (groans.)
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| ''<nowiki>~~~</nowiki>''
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| ''A large, inflatable Crazy Bus flies over the Elwood City Arena. The Reads drive on to the parking lot.''
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| '''David Read''': Last stop. Everybody out.
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| ''Arthur comes out of the car wearing a boater and a fake elephant’s trunk. ''
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| '''Mrs. Read''': Arthur?
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| '''Arthur''': Shh! If any of my friends' little brothers and sisters recognize me, I'll never live it down. Call me "Steve".
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| ''Mrs. Read hides a smile.''
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| <nowiki>~~~</nowiki>
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| ''The Reads sit inside the arena. D.W. is wearing a Crazy Bus shirt and hat. Arthur grits his teeth. Mr. Read eats popcorn.''
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| '''D.W.''': Yippee!
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| '''Mr. Read''': You want any popcorn, Arthu... uh... Steve?
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| ''Arthur holds his trunk up with one hand and eats popcorn with the other.''
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| '''Kate:''' (laughs)
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| '''D.W.''': Actually, that trunk is a big improvement!
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| '''Mrs. Read''': A... er, Steve, isn't that Buster?
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| ''Buster walks up to them and waves at the Reads.''
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| '''Arthur''': Oh, no!
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| ''He freezes in his seat and tries to not be noticed.''
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| '''Buster''': Hi! Hey, great trunk, Arthur!
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| '''D.W.''': He wants to be called "Steve".
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| '''Arthur''': So you got stuck coming here with your little...? Wait! You don't have a little brother or sister.
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| '''Buster''': That's right... "Steve".
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| '''Arthur''': Then, what are you doing here?
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| '''Buster''': Ever since I heard D.W. playing it, ''He puts on a Crazy Bus hat. '' …I'm crazy for Crazy Bus!
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| ''Arthur does his trademark gasp as his fake elephant trunk shoots up in shock.''
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| '''Buster''': Come to my house after the show. We could play the CD.
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| ''Arthur looks shocked.''
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| ''In his fantasy, Arthur sits inside the Crazy Bus with his family, and classmates.''
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| '''All''': “…riding down, driven by a funny clown. Wacky goony, goofy, spoony, high as a plane or a balloon-y.”
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| ''Arthur screams and bangs at the back window.''
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| '''Arthur''': Help!
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| '''All''': “Crazy bus, come with us, as we ride, ride, ride, ride, ride. It's a crazy bus, not a schmazy bus, don't make a fuss, just come with us...“
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| ''The fantasy ends.''
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| <nowiki>~~~</nowiki>
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| ''Another day, D.W. dances with her teddy bear in her room.''
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| '''Joe Fallon (on CD)''': “…gooey, chewy, fooey, dewey, absolutely bus-a-looey. Crazy, lazy, crazy, crazy bus.”
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| ''Arthur comes in with a book.''
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| '''Arthur''': D.W., I'm trying to do my homework! And there's no such word as busalooey. If you don't stop, I'm gonna wreck that C.D.!
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| ''D.W. grabs the CD player and runs out of the room.''
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| '''D.W.''': Mom!
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| <nowiki>~~~</nowiki>
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| ''Meanwhile In the living room, Mrs. Read searches through her CD collection. Mr. Read joins her.''
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| '''Mr. Read''': I wouldn't have promised to bring the music to the party if I had known I lost it.
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| ''Mrs. Read pulls out a CD called “1978 – Songs You Can’t Believe You Liked”.''
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| '''Mrs. Read''': Found it.
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| '''Mr. Read''': Great!
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| ''D.W. runs in with her still running CD player.''
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| '''D.W.''': Mom! Arthur's gonna wreck my Crazy Bus.
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| '''Mrs. Read''': Turn it off! I can't hear you!
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| ''Mr. Read covers his ears. D.W. turns off the music and takes out the CD.''
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| '''Mr. Read''': Arthur?
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| '''D.W.''': Mom and Dad say if you touch it, then they'll adopt you to another country without TV!!
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| '''Mrs. Read''': D.W., wash up for dinner.
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| '''D.W.''': What were they thinking when they invented brothers? What a dopey idea.
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| <nowiki>~~~</nowiki>
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| ''Later, Arthur sits on his bed and holds Pal.''
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| '''Arthur''': And now I can't watch TV because I said I'd wreck her CD. So, I have to sit in here and listen to that song through the walls over and... It's quiet! What's that sound? It's the birds. Wow, I guess D.W.'s finally giving me a break.
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| ''D.W. stands in her room and screams.''
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| '''D.W.''': {screams}
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| ''The parents come to the foot of the stairs.''
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| '''Mrs. Read''': D.W., are you alright?
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| '''Mr. Read''': What's wrong?
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| ''D.W. comes running down the stairs with the CD player.''
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| '''D.W.''': {screams} Crazy Bus is gone! I left it on the thing and it’s gone. Gone!
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| '''Mr. Read''': Well, it didn't just get up and walk away.
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| '''D.W.''': I know! Arthur took it.
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| ''D.W. and the parents stand in Arthur’s room.''
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| '''Arthur''': I didn't!
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| '''Mr. Read''': Honestly, Arthur?
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| '''Arthur''': I didn't take it, Dad. Really!
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| '''D.W.''': Yeah, like you didn't take my snowball out of the freezer!
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| '''Arthur''': Let's not start that again.
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| ''D.W. leans against her mom’s legs.''
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| '''D.W.''': (sobs) Life is so unfair!
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| ''<nowiki>~~~</nowiki>''
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| ''At night, Mrs. Read walks into D.W.’s room.''
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| '''D.W.''': Mommy? I can't sleep because I'm starting to forget how the song goes.
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| <nowiki>~~~</nowiki>
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| ''Arthur, Buster, and Francine ride a row boat on the lake, while the rest of the Read family set up a picnic on the bank. D.W. keeps staring at Arthur.''
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| '''Francine''': She's giving me the creeps, Arthur. Why don't you just give her the CD back?
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| '''Arthur''': I don't have it. Don't you believe me?
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| '''Francine''': Mm-mmm.
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| '''Buster''': I bet an ancient race of squid people took it to their hidden grotto far beneath the sea!
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| ''In his fantasy, two squids stand outside an underwater cave. One holds a top hat.''
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| '''Squid 1''': Hey Florence, you got a Crazy Bus CD?
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| '''Squid 2''': No, but I sure wish I did.
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| '''Squid 1+2''': “Absolutely bus-a-looney crazy crazy crazy crazy bus!”
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| '''Clams''': Crazy bus! Crazy bus! Crazy bus!
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| <nowiki>~~~</nowiki>
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| ''In the evening, the parents say goodbye to Arthur, D.W. and Catherine who is babysitting.''
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| '''Mr. Read''': While we're out, I expect you to be on your best behavior for Catherine.
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| '''D.W.''': (to [[Arthur]]) I know you have it!
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| '''Mr. Read''': Okay?
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| '''Arthur+D.W.''': Yes.
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| ''D.W. watches the parents leave through the window.''
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| '''D.W.''': Good! They're gone!
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| <nowiki>~~~</nowiki>
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| ''Arthur goes to the computer with a CD-ROM. D.W. pops out of a box.''
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| '''Arthur''': Augh!
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| '''D.W.:''' I caught you! Give it back.
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| '''Arthur''': D.W.!
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| ''Both pull at the CD.''
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| '''Arthur+D.W.''': (struggle)
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| ''Catherine comes in. Arthur and D.W. freeze with D.W. hanging onto the CD with her feet off the ground.''
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| '''Catherine''': Time out! I'm trying to do my vocabulary homework. What's causing this vexation?
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| '''Arthur''': Huh?
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| '''D.W.''': We're not on vacation. We live here.
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| '''Catherine''': Vexation, it means "trouble". What's the trouble?
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| ''D.W. loses her grip and falls to the ground.''
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| '''D.W.''': Oof. The trouble is that's mine!
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| '''Arthur''': Is not! It's a game I borrowed from The Brain.
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| ''He puts the CD in the computer and starts the game.''
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| '''Narrator (on computer)''': Captain Smudge vs. Drainboy! With 3-D drain clearing action!
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| '''Catherine''': Phenomenal!
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| '''D.W.''': (mumbles) I know he took it.
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| ''She leaves.''
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| <nowiki>~~~ </nowiki>
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| ''Arthur wants to put D.W.'s toy opossum in her closet. D.W. is waiting inside.''
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| '''D.W.''': I caught you! The criminal always returns to the scene of the crime.
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| '''Arthur''': You left your possum outside. I was putting it away.
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| ''He puts the possum on a shelf and closes the closet with D.W. inside.''
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| '''D.W.''': You're gonna make a mistake! And when you do, I'll catch you. Just you wait!
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| <nowiki>~~~</nowiki>
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| ''Arthur gets a drink from the refrigerator. He notices D.W. spying on him with a telescope. He goes to Catherine who is doing homework in a living room armchair.''
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| '''Arthur''': D.W.'s haunting me.
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| ''D.W. pops out from behind the armchair.''
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| '''Catherine:''' (gasps)
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| '''D.W.''': Maybe it's your guilty conscience that's bothering you.
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| '''Catherine''': D.W., why don't you sit with me.
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| ''D.W. sits beside her.''
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| <nowiki>~~~</nowiki>
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| ''Arthur goes to his room and finds it a complete mess.''
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| '''Arthur''': (screams)
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| ''He goes down to Catherine and D.W.''
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| '''Arthur''': D.W. tore my room apart! (wiggling angrily) She touched all my stuff! Tell her to stop touching my stuff.
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| '''D.W.''': I was looking for my Crazy Bus!
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| '''Catherine''': This calls for some Solomon-like wisdom.
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| ''<nowiki>~~~</nowiki>''
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| ''Catherine has divided the staircase by sticking duct tape to the ground.''
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| '''Catherine''': (hums)
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| ''She does the same in the living room. Arthur and D.W. sit on opposite ends of the divided couch.''
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| '''Catherine''': D.W., you stay on that side. And Arthur, you stay on that side. No more bothering each other. (She leaves) Boy, I'm good.
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| ''Arthur reaches for his jacket which lies on D.W.’s end of the couch. D.W. tugs at it.''
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| '''Arthur''': Give me my jacket!
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| '''D.W.''': It was on my side! Why do you want it so bad unless my Crazy Bus is in it?
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| '''Arthur''': I don't have your stupid Bus!
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| '''D.W.''': It's not Stupid Bus, it's Crazy Bus. Stupid Bus is a lame puppet show.
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| <nowiki>~~~</nowiki>
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| ''Meanwhile, the Reads are in someone’s living room with other adults. He puts a CD into a player.''
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| '''Mr. Read''': Here's the music I promised. The songs we danced to in high school.
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| ''He starts the CD and Crazy Bus starts playing. Everybody looks surprised.''
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| '''Joe Fallon (on CD)''': “Crazy bus, crazy bus, riding on the crazy bus…”
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| '''Mr.+Mrs. Read''': D.W.'s CD?
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| <nowiki>~~~</nowiki>
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| ''Back at the Read house, Arthur and D.W. both tug at the jacket. Pal helps by tugging at Arthur’s pants.''
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| '''Arthur''': Pal, stop it!
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| ''The phone rings. Catherine comes in with it.''
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| '''Catherine''': D.W., telephone!
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| ''D.W. lets go and Arthur is sent flying backwards into the hallway closet.''
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| '''Arthur''': Oof!
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| ''D.W. answers the phone.''
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| '''D.W.''': Hello? I can't hear you!
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| ''Mrs. Read is at the party. All the other grown-ups are dancing what looks like the Macarena to Crazy Bus.''
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| '''Mrs. Read''': We found your CD, your father accidentally took it!
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| ''She hangs up and covers her ears.''
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| ''Catherine helps Arthur who is lying in the closet. D.W. dismantles the tape.''
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| '''Arthur''': What are you doing?
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| '''D.W.''': Unlike you, I realized that the only way for two people to stop fighting is for one of them to say, "Stop." I'm forgiving you.
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| '''Arthur''': This is a trick, I know that this is a trick!
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| ''He shakes his fist which has a boot on it.''
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| '''Catherine''': Aren't you happy that your Mom found your CD?
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| '''Arthur''': (growls)
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| ''D.W. smiles.''
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| <nowiki>~~~ </nowiki>
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| ''Later that day, the Reads stand in D.W.’s room and Mrs. Read hands D.W. her CD.''
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| '''Mrs. Read:''' You can enjoy your music, but it isn't right to annoy anyone else with it.
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| '''D.W.''': I know. I don't even wanna play that CD anymore.
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| ''She walks out.''
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| '''Arthur''': Wow, That's amazing! D.W. must be growing up or something.
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| ''Arthur walks into the living room where D.W. puts a tape into the VCR.''
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| '''D.W.''': Arthur, look what Grandma Thora gave me!
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| ''She turns on the video. An animated Crazy Bus drives up to the screen.''
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| '''Announcer (on video):''' Crazy Bus: The Motion Picture. Two full hours of your favorite wacky song. More fun than you can stand!
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| '''Joe Fallon (on video)''': “Crazy bus, crazy bus, riding on the crazy bus…”
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| '''Arthur:''' Mom!
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| ''He runs out''. ''D.W. starts dancing.''
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| '''Announcer (on video):''' Crazy Bus: The Motion Picture. More fun than a lighting fixture. Beginning, middle, and an end! See it more times than your friends. Play it again, and again, and then play it one more time again! It's crazy!
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