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<p class="MsoNormal">'''[[Arthur Read]]''': Have you ever been with someone who...
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Arthur''': Have you ever been with someone who...</p>


<p class="MsoNormal">'''Muffy''': Wait! Wait! Slow down!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>Arthur is saying, "Have you ever been with someone who..."<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>OK, you can keep going!</p>


<p class="MsoNormal">'''Arthur''': ..someone who has to write down everything that happens?</p>


<p class="MsoNormal">'''[[Muffy Crosswire]]''': Wait! Wait! Slow down!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>Arthur is saying, "Have you ever been with someone who..."<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>OK, you can keep going!
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Muffy''': "Someone who has to write down everything that happens?"</p>


<p class="MsoNormal">'''Arthur''': Stop!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>I'm TRYING to play tennis!</p>


<p class="MsoNormal">'''Muffy''': Arthur misses the shot.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>Your backhand needs some work.</p>


<p class="MsoNormal">'''Arthur''': ..someone who has to write down everything that happens?
<p class="MsoNormal">[ARTHUR GRUNTS]</p>


<p class="MsoNormal">'''Muffy''': Arthur grunts when he serves.</p>


<p class="MsoNormal">'''Arthur''': What?! No, I don't!</p>


<p class="MsoNormal">'''Muffy''': "Someone who has to write down everything that happens?"
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Muffy''': Now Arthur is losing his cool.</p>
 
 
 
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Arthur''': Stop!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>I'm TRYING to play tennis!
 
 
 
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Muffy''': Arthur misses the shot.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>Your backhand needs some work.
 
 
 
<p class="MsoNormal">[ARTHUR GRUNTS]
 
 
 
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Muffy''': Arthur grunts when he serves.
 
 
 
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Arthur''': What?! No, I don't!
 
 
 
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Muffy''': Now Arthur is losing his cool.
 
 
 
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Arthur''': I am not losing my cool!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>I just don't like you writing down every single thing I do!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>Argh!
 
 
 
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Muffy''': Arthur, I think you would do a lot better if you pay more attention to the game.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>Ohh!


<p class="MsoNormal">'''Arthur''': I am not losing my cool!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>I just don't like you writing down every single thing I do!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>Argh!</p>


<p class="MsoNormal">'''Muffy''': Arthur, I think you would do a lot better if you pay more attention to the game.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>Ohh!</p>


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<p class="MsoNormal">'''Muffy''': Excuse me! Excuse me! I have an announcement! <span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>This holiday weekend, I will be going to Costa Rica!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>If you want to learn more about my exciting adventures, you can visit my new blog.</p>


<p class="MsoNormal">'''Mr. Ratburn''': Thank you, Muffy. I'll try to swing by. Can I bring anything?</p>


<p class="MsoNormal">'''Brain''': Blog is short for weblog.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>When you blog, you write your thoughts in a computer file and post them on a website for others to read.</p>


<p class="MsoNormal">'''Muffy''': Excuse me! Excuse me! I have an announcement! <span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>This holiday weekend, I will be going to Costa Rica!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>If you want to learn more about my exciting adventures, you can visit my new blog.
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Mr. Ratburn''': Fascinating. I have to write this down.</p>
 
 
 
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Mr. Ratburn''': Thank you, Muffy. I'll try to swing by. Can I bring anything?
 
 
 
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Brain''': Blog is short for weblog.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>When you blog, you write your thoughts in a computer file and post them on a website for others to read.
 
 
 
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Mr. Ratburn''': Fascinating. I have to write this down.
 
 
 
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Muffy''': As I was saying, even though none of you can afford to come with me, don't feel bad - just read the ''Muffington Post''!
 


<p class="MsoNormal">'''Muffy''': As I was saying, even though none of you can afford to come with me, don't feel bad - just read the ''Muffington Post''!</p>


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<p class="MsoNormal">'''Trip''': Hey, hey, I'm Trip. Can I help you find something?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>A USB port, peripherals, MP3s?</p>


<p class="MsoNormal">'''Mr. Ratburn''': I'm looking to get a new computer.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>One that can connect me to...the... internet.</p>


<p class="MsoNormal">'''Trip''': They all do that. What kind of connection do you have now?</p>


<p class="MsoNormal">'''Trip''': Hey, hey, I'm Trip. Can I help you find something?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>A USB port, peripherals, MP3s?
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Mr. Ratburn''': Er...none, actually. I do have a telephone.</p>
 
 
 
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Mr. Ratburn''': I'm looking to get a new computer.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>One that can connect me to...the... internet.
 
 
 
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Trip''': They all do that. What kind of connection do you have now?
 
 
 
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Mr. Ratburn''': Er...none, actually. I do have a telephone.
 
 
 
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Trip''': A newcomer like you should start with our most...user-friendly version.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>It's pricey, but well worth the expense.
 


<p class="MsoNormal">'''Trip''': A newcomer like you should start with our most...user-friendly version.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>It's pricey, but well worth the expense.</p>


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<p class="MsoNormal">'''Mr. Ratburn''': All right, class.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>Your next project will involve research on a favourite author.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>Now...</p>


<p class="MsoNormal">'''Muffy''': I'm back!</p>


<p class="MsoNormal">'''Arthur''': How was Costa Rica?</p>


<p class="MsoNormal">'''Mr. Ratburn''': All right, class.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>Your next project will involve research on a favourite author.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>Now...
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Buster''': Was it rainy?</p>


<p class="MsoNormal">'''Binky''': Was it as great as you said in your blog?</p>


<p class="MsoNormal">'''Brain''': How did you get to blog so much?</p>


<p class="MsoNormal">'''Muffy''': I'm back!
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Muffy''': Now, now. I know you have lots of questions about my trip, and I promise to answer them all later - on my blog.</p>
 
 
 
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Arthur''': How was Costa Rica?
 
 
 
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Buster''': Was it rainy?
 
 
 
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Binky''': Was it as great as you said in your blog?
 
 
 
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Brain''': How did you get to blog so much?
 
 
 
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Muffy''': Now, now. I know you have lots of questions about my trip, and I promise to answer them all later - on my blog.
 
 
 
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Binky''': Did you need to learn Costa Rican?
 
 
 
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Muffy''': Binky! They speak Spanish there. I think.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>Anyway, just post your questions on my blog.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>Even though I'll only have time to respond to the best ones.


<p class="MsoNormal">'''Binky''': Did you need to learn Costa Rican?</p>


<p class="MsoNormal">'''Muffy''': Binky! They speak Spanish there. I think.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>Anyway, just post your questions on my blog.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>Even though I'll only have time to respond to the best ones.</p>


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<p class="MsoNormal">'''Buster''': "The response to my blog was overwhelming.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>Many of you commented that my blog could change the face of blogging."</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Buster''': "The response to my blog was overwhelming.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>Many of you commented that my blog could change the face of blogging."</p>


<p class="MsoNormal">'''Arthur''': Now she's blogging about...blogging?!
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Arthur''': Now she's blogging about...blogging?!</p>
 
 
 
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Mr. Ratburn''': Where are those instructions?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>This is it?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>But there's no writing on it.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>Ah, I probably have to put it in the computer.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>But how do I turn the computer on without reading what's on this silver disc?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>It's a paradox!
 


<p class="MsoNormal">'''Mr. Ratburn''': Where are those instructions?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>This is it?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>But there's no writing on it.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>Ah, I probably have to put it in the computer.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>But how do I turn the computer on without reading what's on this silver disc?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>It's a paradox!</p>


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<p class="MsoNormal">'''Muffy''': And with the MySmartphoney, I can connect to the internet anywhere!</p>


<p class="MsoNormal">'''Francine''': Cool! Can you get on the internet now?</p>


<p class="MsoNormal">'''Muffy''': I've been on since I got up. In fact, I should write about this right now in my blog.</p>


<p class="MsoNormal">'''Muffy''': And with the MySmartphoney, I can connect to the internet anywhere!
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Francine''': What are you writing?</p>
 
 
 
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Francine''': Cool! Can you get on the internet now?
 
 
 
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Muffy''': I've been on since I got up. In fact, I should write about this right now in my blog.
 
 
 
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Francine''': What are you writing?
 
 
 
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Muffy''': You'll just have to wait and see!
 
 
 
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Francine''': Hm.
 
 
 
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Muffy''': Hey! Where'd they go? Probably running home to read my blog.
 
 
 
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Muffy''': [GASPS] But...I was in the middle of a post!
 
 
 
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Mr. Ratburn''': You can have this...calculator back at the end of class.
 
 


<p class="MsoNormal">[BELL RINGS]
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Muffy''': You'll just have to wait and see!</p>


<p class="MsoNormal">'''Francine''': Hm.</p>


<p class="MsoNormal">'''Muffy''': Hey! Where'd they go? Probably running home to read my blog.</p>


<p class="MsoNormal">'''Mr. Ratburn''': This is indeed a fascinating device.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>But it's now allowed in the classroom.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>And you need to do other things in life besides blogging.
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Muffy''': [GASPS] But...I was in the middle of a post!</p>


<p class="MsoNormal">'''Mr. Ratburn''': You can have this...calculator back at the end of class.</p>


<p class="MsoNormal">[BELL RINGS]</p>


<p class="MsoNormal">'''Muffy''': That's true!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>If I don't do other things, I won't have anything to blog about! Thanks!
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Mr. Ratburn''': This is indeed a fascinating device.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>But it's now allowed in the classroom.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>And you need to do other things in life besides blogging.</p>
 


<p class="MsoNormal">'''Muffy''': That's true!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>If I don't do other things, I won't have anything to blog about! Thanks!</p>


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<p class="MsoNormal">'''Francine''': Can we PLEASE do something else?</p>


<p class="MsoNormal">'''Muffy''': Hold on! I missed a lot of post today when Mr Ratburn took my phone.</p>


<p class="MsoNormal">'''Francine''': But I came over to your house to do something together!</p>


<p class="MsoNormal">'''Francine''': Can we PLEASE do something else?
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Muffy''': OK! Let's read my next post together!</p>
 
 
 
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Muffy''': Hold on! I missed a lot of post today when Mr Ratburn took my phone.
 
 
 
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Francine''': But I came over to your house to do something together!
 
 
 
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Muffy''': OK! Let's read my next post together!
 
 


<p class="MsoNormal">'''Francine''': I'd rather just talk to you.
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Francine''': I'd rather just talk to you.</p>
 
 
 
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Muffy''': Oh, Francine. Talking is so 20th century!
 
 
 
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Francine''': [SIGHS]


<p class="MsoNormal">'''Muffy''': Oh, Francine. Talking is so 20th century!</p>


<p class="MsoNormal">'''Francine''': [SIGHS]</p>


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<p class="MsoNormal">'''Mr. Ratburn''': All right. Booting up, and...Huzzah! I'm connected to the internet!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>'''Computer''': 'You have 17 new messages.'</p>


 
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Mr. Ratburn''': My, that was fast.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>"Earn money from home without doing any work"?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>Now THERE'S an idea!</p>
 
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Mr. Ratburn''': All right. Booting up, and...Huzzah! I'm connected to the internet!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>'''Computer''': 'You have 17 new messages.'
 
 
 
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Mr. Ratburn''': My, that was fast.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>"Earn money from home without doing any work"?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>Now THERE'S an idea!
 
 


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<p class="MsoNormal">'''Muffy''': So, has everyone read my blog today?</p>


<p class="MsoNormal">'''Francine, Buster and Binky''': [SIGH]</p>


<p class="MsoNormal">'''Muffy''': Why not? I wrote about the colours I'm thinking of for the new curtains in my room.</p>


<p class="MsoNormal">'''Muffy''': So, has everyone read my blog today?
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Buster''': Muffy, your blog is getting a little...boring.</p>


<p class="MsoNormal">'''Muffy''': [GASPS]</p>


<p class="MsoNormal">'''Binky''': You can't just write that you had a salad for lunch.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>Who wants to read that?!</p>


<p class="MsoNormal">'''Francine, Buster and Binky''': [SIGH]
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Francine''': A blog needs to have an angle. Something people CARE about.</p>
 
 
 
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Muffy''': Why not? I wrote about the colours I'm thinking of for the new curtains in my room.
 
 
 
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Buster''': Muffy, your blog is getting a little...boring.
 
 
 
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Muffy''': [GASPS]
 
 
 
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Binky''': You can't just write that you had a salad for lunch.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>Who wants to read that?!
 
 
 
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Francine''': A blog needs to have an angle. Something people CARE about.
 
 


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<p class="MsoNormal">'''Francine''': Jules Verne began his career writing for Opera.</p>


<p class="MsoNormal">[PHONE RINGS]</p>


<p class="MsoNormal">Hello?</p>


<p class="MsoNormal">'''Francine''': Jules Verne began his career writing for Opera.
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Muffy''': Francine, I found an angle, just like you said!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>Are you at your computer?</p>
 
 
 
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<p class="MsoNormal">'''Francine''': Yeah, but...</p>


<p class="MsoNormal">'''Muffy''': Go to my blog!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>It's important!</p>


<p class="MsoNormal">Hello?
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Francine''': [SIGHS]</p>
 
 
 
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Muffy''': Francine, I found an angle, just like you said!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>Are you at your computer?
 
 
 
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Francine''': Yeah, but...
 
 
 
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Muffy''': Go to my blog!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>It's important!
 
 
 
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Francine''': [SIGHS]
 
 
 
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Francine''': "Your humble blogger dissed by BFF. Take the poll - Was Francine right or wrong to refuse to read her best friend's blog? Vote now!"?!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>Ooh! I can't believe her!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>"Dear Muffy, you have no right to take a poll about whether I should read your silly blog."
 


<p class="MsoNormal">'''Francine''': "Your humble blogger dissed by BFF. Take the poll - Was Francine right or wrong to refuse to read her best friend's blog? Vote now!"?!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>Ooh! I can't believe her!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>"Dear Muffy, you have no right to take a poll about whether I should read your silly blog."</p>


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<p class="MsoNormal">'''Buster''': I don't think there was anything wrong with your e-mail to Muffy - No matter what the polls say.</p>


<p class="MsoNormal">'''Francine''': How do you know what was in my e-mail?</p>


<p class="MsoNormal">'''Buster''': Muffy posted it on her blog.</p>


<p class="MsoNormal">'''Buster''': I don't think there was anything wrong with your e-mail to Muffy - No matter what the polls say.
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Francine''': She what?!</p>
 
 
 
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Francine''': How do you know what was in my e-mail?
 
 
 
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Buster''': Muffy posted it on her blog.
 
 
 
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Francine''': She what?!
 
 
 
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Muffy''': Francine, that fight we had was great!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>It generated the most traffic I've had in a week!
 
 
 
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Francine''': (That was just between you and me! Can't anything be private?!)
 
 
 
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Muffy''': That's a good topic for discussion! I'll post it!
 
 


<p class="MsoNormal">'''Buster''': My mom says, "Never put anything in an e-mail that you wouldn't want on the front page of a newspaper."
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Muffy''': Francine, that fight we had was great!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>It generated the most traffic I've had in a week!</p>


<p class="MsoNormal">'''Francine''': (That was just between you and me! Can't anything be private?!)</p>


<p class="MsoNormal">'''Muffy''': That's a good topic for discussion! I'll post it!</p>


<p class="MsoNormal">'''Francine''': Newspaper! That's it!
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Buster''': My mom says, "Never put anything in an e-mail that you wouldn't want on the front page of a newspaper."</p>
 


<p class="MsoNormal">'''Francine''': Newspaper! That's it!</p>


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<p class="MsoNormal">'''Brain''': Taking the ''Frensky Star'' online makes good business sense.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>All set - the online edition is up and running.</p>
 
 
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Brain''': Taking the ''Frensky Star'' online makes good business sense.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>All set - the online edition is up and running.
 
 


<p class="MsoNormal">'''Francine''': "It has long been the policy of the ''Frensky Star'' to speak out against injustice.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>Therefore, we must condemn a new bully of the blogosphere."</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Francine''': "It has long been the policy of the ''Frensky Star'' to speak out against injustice.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>Therefore, we must condemn a new bully of the blogosphere."</p>


<p class="MsoNormal">'''Brain''': Aren't you supposed to cover news?
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Brain''': Aren't you supposed to cover news?</p>
 


<p class="MsoNormal">'''Francine''': Our motto is "the latest in Elwood City news and opinion."</p>


<p class="MsoNormal">'''Francine''': Our motto is "the latest in Elwood City news and opinion."
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Brain''': But that's ALL opinion. Where's the news?</p>
 
 
 
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Brain''': But that's ALL opinion. Where's the news?
 
 
 
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Francine''': I've got it!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>"Breaking news - The Frensky Star is now online!"
 


<p class="MsoNormal">'''Francine''': I've got it!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>"Breaking news - The Frensky Star is now online!"</p>


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<p class="MsoNormal">'''Muffy''': "Bully of the blogosphere"?!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>Ha! "Some people aren't just bad friends.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>They're also copycats.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>How much of a copycat do you think Francine is?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>Copycat-ish, very copycat-ish or extremely copycat-ish?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>Vote now!"</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Muffy''': "Bully of the blogosphere"?!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>Ha! "Some people aren't just bad friends.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>They're also copycats.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>How much of a copycat do you think Francine is?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>Copycat-ish, very copycat-ish or extremely copycat-ish?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>Vote now!"</p>


<p class="MsoNormal">'''Francine''': The nerve!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>"Just when we thought it couldn't get any worse, ''The Muffington Post'' hits a new all-time low."
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Francine''': The nerve!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>"Just when we thought it couldn't get any worse, ''The Muffington Post'' hits a new all-time low."</p>
 
 
 
<p class="MsoNormal">[PHONE BEEPS]
 
 
 
<p class="MsoNormal">[COMPUTER BEEPS]
 
 
 
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Arthur and Buster''': [GASP]
 
 
 
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Mr. Ratburn''': "Dear N. Ratburn, Congratulations!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>You have won a great deal to buy swamp land in Florida." Goody!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>Close... No! Not more windows. Close! Close!
 
 
 
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Arthur''': Have you been following Francine and Muffy's feud on the Internet?
 
 
 
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Buster''': It's better than the time the bionic bunny battled Darth Bunny in the 7th dimension.
 
 
 
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Arthur''': Don't you feel bad that you're enjoying their fight so much?
 
 
 
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Buster''': I felt bad for enjoying Bionic Bunny's galactic exile, but that didn't stop me from watching it.
 
 
 
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Francine''': I did not. You started it.
 
 
 
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Muffy''': I was just blogging.
 
 
 
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Francine''': You wrote that I wasn't your best friend any more.
 
 
 
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Muffy''': You wrote that I betrayed your trust.
 
 
 
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Francine''': Well, you did!
 
 
 
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Brain''': Hey, guys! You've got to come look on the library computers.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>There's a whole website devoted to Muffy and Francine's feud!
 
 
 
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Both Francine and Muffy''': What?
 
 
 
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Brain''': "And the funniest part is they're both doing the same thing they're accusing the other one of." Signed, ''Mr Chatterblog''.
 
 


<p class="MsoNormal">'''Muffy''': He has no right to say those things about us.
<p class="MsoNormal">[PHONE BEEPS]</p>


<p class="MsoNormal">[COMPUTER BEEPS]</p>


<p class="MsoNormal">'''Arthur and Buster''': [GASP]</p>


<p class="MsoNormal">'''Francine''': Who is this ''Mr Chatterblog'' anyway?
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Mr. Ratburn''': "Dear N. Ratburn, Congratulations!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>You have won a great deal to buy swamp land in Florida." Goody!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>Close... No! Not more windows. Close! Close!</p>


<p class="MsoNormal">'''Arthur''': Have you been following Francine and Muffy's feud on the Internet?</p>


<p class="MsoNormal">'''Buster''': It's better than the time the bionic bunny battled Darth Bunny in the 7th dimension.</p>


<p class="MsoNormal">'''Binky''': So, do you like my blog?
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Arthur''': Don't you feel bad that you're enjoying their fight so much?</p>


<p class="MsoNormal">'''Buster''': I felt bad for enjoying Bionic Bunny's galactic exile, but that didn't stop me from watching it.</p>


<p class="MsoNormal">'''Francine''': I did not. You started it.</p>


<p class="MsoNormal">'''Francine''': You?
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Muffy''': I was just blogging.</p>


<p class="MsoNormal">'''Francine''': You wrote that I wasn't your best friend any more.</p>


<p class="MsoNormal">'''Muffy''': You wrote that I betrayed your trust.</p>


<p class="MsoNormal">'''Muffy''': You?
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Francine''': Well, you did!</p>


<p class="MsoNormal">'''Brain''': Hey, guys! You've got to come look on the library computers.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>There's a whole website devoted to Muffy and Francine's feud!</p>


<p class="MsoNormal">'''Both Francine and Muffy''': What?</p>


<p class="MsoNormal">'''Binky''': Hey, I call them as I see them. I already got 112 hits.
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Brain''': "And the funniest part is they're both doing the same thing they're accusing the other one of." Signed, ''Mr Chatterblog''.</p>


<p class="MsoNormal">'''Muffy''': He has no right to say those things about us.</p>


<p class="MsoNormal">'''Francine''': Who is this ''Mr Chatterblog'' anyway?</p>


<p class="MsoNormal">'''Muffy''': We don't need to take this, do we, Francine?
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Binky''': So, do you like my blog?</p>


<p class="MsoNormal">'''Francine''': You?</p>


<p class="MsoNormal">'''Muffy''': You?</p>


<p class="MsoNormal">'''Francine''': No, we don't.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>From now on, if I insult you it's going to be in private.
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Binky''': Hey, I call them as I see them. I already got 112 hits.</p>


<p class="MsoNormal">'''Muffy''': We don't need to take this, do we, Francine?</p>


<p class="MsoNormal">'''Francine''': No, we don't.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>From now on, if I insult you it's going to be in private.</p>


<p class="MsoNormal">'''Muffy''': Ditto!
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Muffy''': Ditto!</p>
 
 


<p class="MsoNormal">
<p class="MsoNormal">
 
</p>
 
 


<p class="MsoNormal">
<p class="MsoNormal">
</p>


<p class="MsoNormal">'''Arthur''': "Frensky Star and Muffington Post announce merger."</p>


<p class="MsoNormal">'''Muffy''': That's right! We're pooling our resources.</p>


<p class="MsoNormal">'''Francine''': And we're starting a new advice column called ‘She Said, She Said’.</p>


<p class="MsoNormal">'''Arthur''': "Frensky Star and Muffington Post announce merger."
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Muffy''': You send in your problem and get two opinions about what to do.</p>
 
 
 
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Muffy''': That's right! We're pooling our resources.
 
 
 
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Francine''': And we're starting a new advice column called ‘She Said, She Said’.
 
 
 
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Muffy''': You send in your problem and get two opinions about what to do.
 
 
 
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Mr. Ratburn''': Muffy! You were completely ahead of the curve on this internet thing.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>My new Boysenberry allows me to post from just about anywhere.
 
 
 
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Francine''': You're writing a blog, Mr Ratburn?
 
 
 
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Mr. Ratburn''': It's called The Rat's Nest. It's mainly devoted to correcting common solecisms and grammatical errors.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>You should post your comments.
 
 
 
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Francine''': Er...maybe later, Mr Ratburn.
 
 


<p class="MsoNormal">'''Muffy''': Want to go to the park?
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Mr. Ratburn''': Muffy! You were completely ahead of the curve on this internet thing.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>My new Boysenberry allows me to post from just about anywhere.</p>


<p class="MsoNormal">'''Francine''': You're writing a blog, Mr Ratburn?</p>


<p class="MsoNormal">'''Mr. Ratburn''': It's called The Rat's Nest. It's mainly devoted to correcting common solecisms and grammatical errors.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>You should post your comments.</p>


<p class="MsoNormal">'''Francine''': I thought you'd never ask.
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Francine''': Er...maybe later, Mr Ratburn.</p>


<p class="MsoNormal">'''Muffy''': Want to go to the park?</p>


<p class="MsoNormal">'''Francine''': I thought you'd never ask.</p>


<p class="MsoNormal">'''Mr. Ratburn''': There are also some delightful puns on my blog.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>And word problems and photos from my trip to Reykjavik.
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Mr. Ratburn''': There are also some delightful puns on my blog.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>And word problems and photos from my trip to Reykjavik.</p>
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