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| (Back to the story) | | (Back to the story) |
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| ''At the Moose Mountain gift shop.''
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| '''Muffy:''' I think it’s time for you to expand your retail horizons. You should carry one of these. It’s a global positioning system, the latest in navigation technology. I got it at the Sherpa Image. Our position is thirty-nine steps, forty degrees North by Northwest from our minivan. Whatever. Now I’ll ask it to give me the location of the nearest mall. ''The GPS beeps.'' Twenty-seven miles away?? We’ve fallen off the face of the earth.
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| '''Fern:''' I have a question. What can you tell me about the dark side of the mountain?
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| '''Ranger Jackie:''' What?
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| '''Fern:''' You know, a little history, something like an abandoned goldmine haunted by the wails of those who died there driven mad by their greedy obsessions. Or maybe a ravine with the remains of a wagon that plunged over the side, the bones and dreams of the pioneers crushed and shattered on the pitiless rocks below. Or how about a desolate campsite where explorers shared their last rations before disappearing forever into the harsh and silent wilderness.
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| '''Ranger Jackie:''' Mercy, no!
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| ''Fern has a fantasy with herself as Zutzut (Tintin) and Francine as Captain Haddock.''
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| '''Francine:''' Move it, Fernfern, you sloth-footed slowpoke!
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| '''Fern:''' Commander, may I remind you one wrong move could trigger a rockslide.
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| '''Francine:''' Plotting, perambulating pedestrian!
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| ''Francine and Fern reach a rope bridge.''
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| '''Fern: '''A rope bridge! Zutzut crossed one of these in "The Pearl Palace".
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| '''Francine:''' Come on, then.
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| '''Fern: '''Um... Francine, I have to go to the bathroom.
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| '''Francine:''' Aw. Fine! Go into the bushes over there and make it quick!
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| '''Fern: '''No way! I'm going back to the rest area.
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| '''Francine:''' You're on your own then. I'm fifteen minutes ahead of schedule and I'm not going back. ''She steps onto the bridge.''
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| ''Mr. Frensky and Muffy are a little bit behind. Muffy is talking on her cell phone.''
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| '''Muffy: '''Can you still hear me, Daddy? Great! How about now? Great! And now? ''They reach Fern.''
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| '''Mr. Frensky: '''Hey, roadrunners! Everything okay?
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| '''Francine:''' Fern has to go to the bathroom. Indoors!
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| '''Mr. Frensky: '''Okay. Well, we're not that far from the rest area. You two can go back and we'll all wait for you here. ''The other girls are catching up. ''
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| '''Francine:''' She can go by herself!
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| '''Mr. Frensky: '''That's not how it works. Fern is your buddy.
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| '''Fern: '''Either way, I really need to go. Now!
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| '''Mr. Frensky: '''Francine Alice Frensky! ''Francine comes back.''
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| ''After taking a shortcut, Francine is unsure about the way.''
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| '''Fern:''' Francine, make up your mind.
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| '''Francine:''' Quiet! I’m thinking.
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| '''Fern:''' Are we lost?
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| '''Francine:''' No, I’m just not exactly sure where we are.
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| '''Fern:''' Yay, we’re lost! Now we can have a real adventure!
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| ''Francine has pulled Fern out of a swamp.''
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| '''Francine:''' Whatever happens, we have to stick together.
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| '''Fern:''' I guess I’m no Zutzut.
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| '''Francine:''' No, but you’re pretty good at figuring things out when you’re just being Fern.
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| ''The girls see a hawk circling over them.''
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| '''Fern:''' It’s a vulture! We must have “Early Bird Special” written all over us![[Category:Unfinished Transcripts]]
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| [[Category:Transcripts]] | | [[Category:Transcripts]] |
| [[Category:A to Z]] | | [[Category:A to Z]] |
| [[Category:Season 8 transcripts]] | | [[Category:Season 8 transcripts]] |
