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''A fantasy shows Arthur and Brain racing a rallye car against Francine and Muffy. A policeman on a motorbike stops them right before the finish, while the girls’ car rushes past. The cop turns out to be D.W.''
'''D.W.: '''No turn signals, license plate not visible and these big numbers create a distraction.
'''Arthur''': But this is a race course!     
''Cut to Arthur and Brain in a cell.''
'''D.W.:''' And obstructing justice!          ''She walks away. Brain looks at a skeleton in the cell.''
'''Brain:''' I never knew your sister was so strict.
'''Arthur''': Sometimes D.W. gets a little carried away.
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'''Mrs. Read:''' How’s the car coming?
'''Arthur''': Almost done.
'''Brain:''' It’s been designed for maximum speed and calibrated for low wind resistance and surface friction.
'''D.W.:''' You call that a car? It looks more like a pile of junk on wheels.
'''Arthur''': Who asked you??
'''Mrs. Read:''' Arthur, D.W., please.   ''D.W. blows her whistle.''
'''D.W.:''' Mom, that car is not safe. It doesn’t have any seatbelts.
'''Arthur''': What??
'''Mrs. Read:''' I hate to say it, Arthur, but D.W. has a point. It would probably be safer if you put some seat belts in it.
'''Arthur''': But… we’re almost done!
'''Brain:''' She’s right. The design probably could benefit from some sort of additional biomechanical restraint system.
'''D.W.:''' Better safe than sorry. That’s what I always say.
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''Arthur is in the bathtub. He hears D.W. blowing her whistle and criticizing the general lack of safety measures.''
'''D.W.:''' Arthur! Pal just went down the stairs without holding on to the handrail.
'''Arthur''': How could Pal use the handrail?? He doesn’t even have hands!    ''D.W. comes in.     ''Hey!
'''D.W.:''' Mom! Dad! Arthur is taking a bath without using a personal flotation device!
'''Mr.+Mrs. Read:''' D.W.!
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(It's the day of the soapbox car race)
(It's the day of the soapbox car race)


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D.W.: You're not the boss of me, Arthur Read! I can do whatever I want!
D.W.: You're not the boss of me, Arthur Read! I can do whatever I want!
(Ratburn walks up on the podium)


[[Nigel Ratburn]]: Hello, everyone, and welcome to the [[Ratburn Rally]]! It looks like we have quite a few creative cars here today, so without further ado, let the races begin!  
[[Nigel Ratburn]]: Hello, everyone, and welcome to the [[Ratburn Rally]]! It looks like we have quite a few creative cars here today, so without further ado, let the races begin!  

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