Editing Arthur's Family Feud/Transcript

Kitchen
* [[David Read|'''David Read''']]''':''' (waits for his soufflé to finish; the timer soon goes off)
Dining Room
* '''David:''' Delicate, delectable, delightful...
* [[Jane Read|'''Jane Read''']]''':''' Dear, what is it?
* '''David:''' Behold the David L. Read super soufflé. (Opens the door to witness his ruined soufflé)

Kitchen
* '''David:''' (Screams)
* '''Arthur:''' '''She did it.'''
* '''D.W.:''' '''No, he did it!'''
* '''Arthur:''' '''No, she did it!'''
* '''D.W.:''' '''I'm telling you, he did it!'''
* '''Jane:''' (Angrily) EVERYONE, into the living room, '''Now!'''

Living room
* '''Jane:''' Alright'''. What happened?'''
* (Arthur and D.W both explain in unison, making David angry)
* '''David:''' (Angrily) '''I've heard enough! No TV for both of you for 2 MONTHS!'''
*'''Arthur:''' Why am I being punished? It's her fault!
* '''D.W.:''' Was not!
* '''Arthur:''' Was too!
* '''David:''' (Angrily) '''That's it, 3 MONTHS!'''
* '''Arthur and D.W.:''' '''Three MONTHS?'''
* '''Jane:''' David. Maybe that is a bit...
* '''David:''' '''Four MONTHS!''' (Beat) (Frustrated) '''Oh, forget it.'''
* '''Arthur:''' '''Look how upset you made Dad,D.W.'''
* '''Jane:''' Okay, you two. I think you both need to cool down a little. Up to your rooms.
* '''D.W.:''' Can I still go to the petting zoo with the Tibbles later?
* '''Arthur:''' And I have to go to the Bionic Bunny Arcade. It just opened.
* '''Jane:''' We'll just have to wait and see.

Arthur's Room

(Arthur plays with a bouncy ball while lying on his bed.)

* '''Arthur:''' It's not fair. She does something wrong and I get punished too. I'll probably be always taking the blame for her.

(imagination fades) (D.W. and Arthur are in her bedroom which features a lot of Crazy Bus merchandise.)

* '''Arthur:''' D.W., where did you get this Crazy Bus stuff?
* '''Police Officer:''' Open up! It's the police!
* '''D.W.:''' (gasps)

(Two policemen barge into D.W.'s room.)

* '''D.W.:''' Arthur! What are policemen doing in your room?!
* '''Arthur:''' My room? But this is your...

* '''Police Officer:''' Looks like we caught the Crazy Bus crook red-handed! Book him Charlie!

(One of the policemen put Arthur in handcuffs) (A newspaper comes up on-screen saying "ARTHUR ARRESTED", "CRAZY BUS SAFE".)

Jail Cells

(Arthur plays a harmonica while he is in a jail cell, D.W. comes to visit him.)

* '''D.W.:''' Hello, Arthur. I asked Mom and Dad to come too, but they wouldn't. They were too ashamed.
* '''Arthur:''' You're the one who should be in here! I'm innocent and you know it! '''<nowiki/>''''
* '''D.W.:''' Oh, blah blah blah blah. You'll be out in 50 years. Here, I thought you'd wanna listen to music. ''D.W. gives Arthur a handbag, opens it, takes out a Crazy Bus toy radio, and presses play.''
* '''Arthur:''' No! ''Arthur covers his ears.''

(D.W. puts on a pair of sunglasses while laughing evilly.) (imagination ends)

'''Arthur:''' I better do something about this before its too late!

D.W.'s Room

(D.W. is lying on her front on her bed with her pillow on her head.)

'''D.W.: (muffled)''' Why is it me? With all of the good brothers in the world, why did I get stuck with Arthur?

(A small rock hits one of D.W.'s windows) (D.W. opens her window)

* '''[[Timmy and Tommy Tibble|Timmy Tibble]]:''' We just wanted to make sure you were still coming to the petting zoo.
* '''D.W.:''' Probably not. I'm being punished for something Arthur did!
* '''[[Timmy and Tommy Tibble|Tommy Tibble]]:''' That's the worst. I'm always being blamed for something Timmy did!
*'''Timmy:''' I get blamed more!
*'''Tommy:''' No, I do!
*'''Timmy:''' Liar!
*'''Tommy:''' You're the liar!

(Tommy and Timmy get in a fight.)

* '''Timmy:''' Liar!

* '''D.W.:''' Look at those two. They can't go two minutes without fighting! (sighs) That's what Arthur and I will be like forever!

(imagination fades) (Old Arthur and D.W. are fighting at Shady Pines)

Shady Pines

(loud grumble)

* '''Old Arthur:''' Admit it! You broke the soufflé!

* '''Old D.W.:''' No! You did it!

(Old Arthur and D.W. bump into each others wheelchairs.)

* '''Old Arthur+Old D.W. (BOTH):''' (grunt)

(They slide away from each other.) (imagination ends)

* '''D.W.:''' I don't wanna spend all my time fighting. Its so boring!

(D.W. opens her door.) (Arthur opens his door.)

* '''Arthur:''' I've given it a lot of thought, and I think we should do the right thing.
* '''D.W.:''' Me too.

(Arthur and D.W. walk up to each other.) 

* '''D.W.:''' Well, aren't you gonna confess?
* '''Arthur:''' Me? But it's your fault! 
* '''D.W.:''' Is not!
* '''Arthur:''' Is too!

(Jane is the computer downstairs.)

* '''D.W.:''' Is not!
* '''Arthur:''' Is too!
* '''Jane:''' (sighs) We've got to get to the bottom of this.

Dining Room

* '''Jane:''' You're father and I have come to a decision. Arthur, You can go to the arcade, and D.W., you can go to the petting zoo.
* '''David:''' If, and only if you can resolve this problem.
* '''Jane:''' We wanna hear what happened from both of you. If you want, you can draw pictures to help explain, Okay?
* '''David:''' And we're not going to interrupt each other. Who wants to go first?
* '''Arthur+D.W. (BOTH):''' Me! 
* '''Arthur:''' Let's arm wrestle to decide!
* '''D.W.:''' No way! Your arm is bigger!
* '''Jane:''' D.W., how do you think we should decide who goes first?

* '''D.W.:''' We should flip a coin.

(David takes out a coin and flips it.)

* '''Arthur:''' Heads!

* '''D.W.:''' Tails!

(David looks at the coin.)

* '''David:''' Heads.
* '''D.W.:''' I was going to say heads! Can we flip another coin to see who gets to say heads first?
* '''Jane:''' No, dear. Arthur, you go first.

(Arthur explains by drawing pictures in a notepad.) 

* '''Arthur:''' I'll tell you exactly what happened. I was in the den sitting on the couch. 
* '''D.W.:''' Liar! You were in the chair!
* '''Jane:''' D.W., your turn is coming.
* '''Arthur:''' Anyway, I was just minding my own business, doing my homework. When D.W. came barging in wanting to play.
* '''Drawn D.W.:''' Play with me now!
* '''Drawn Arthur:''' I can't D.W. I have to finish my homework.
* '''Arthur (V.O.):''' So she started bothering Pal. She was throwing his bacon toy all wrong. So I had to show her the right way to do it.
*'''Drawn Arthur:''' Like this. ''He throws the bacon toy and Pal catches it with his mouth.''
*'''Arthur (V.O.):''' Then I threw it to her, but she missed it because she wasn't paying attention.

''The bacon toy hits a picture frame and went in the kitchen.'' 

*'''Drawn D.W.:''' I got it! I got it!
*'''Drawn Arthur:''' D.W., wait!
*'''Arthur (V.O.):''' I tried to tell her to watch out for Dad's soufflé, but I didn't get there in time. ''Drawn'' ''D.W. bumps into'' ''table and'' ''David's soufflé falls on the floor.''
*'''Drawn D.W.:''' (gasp) Arthur did it.

(Arthur finishes his story.)

* '''Arthur:''' And that's just the way it happened. So you see? It was all her fault. The end.
* '''D.W.:''' Boy, I'm surprised we're not all asleep. That's usually what happens when people isn't a FAIRY TALE!
* '''Jane:''' OK, D.W. Now you can tell us what happened.

(D.W. tears out Arthur's paper out of the notepad.)

* 

Kitchen

* '''Jane:''' David, that is the most beautiful thing you've ever made!

*'''David:''' No, it isn't. It's the most beautiful thing ''we've'' ever made! Dig in! 
* (''chattering'')

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