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Fern's Cell Phone Song
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| Fern's Cell Phone Song | |
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| Artist | Fern, Portilex-360 |
| Played in | "Phony Fern" |
"Fern's Cell Phone Song" is a song sung by Fern in the episode "Phony Fern". It is about her new Portilex-360 cell phone.
Lyrics[edit]
Fern: I never thought it could be true
- that I'd be so fond of you.
- I'm flesh and blood,
- and you're just a piece of plastic.
- But when I hear you start to ring,
- something in me wants to sing.
- And with you in my hand, I feel fantastic!
(pause)
- You're my purple friend!
- My special pur-ple friend!
Both: And together, there is nothing we can't do!
Fern: Text a buddy!
Portilex: Go online!
Fern: Snap a photo!
Portilex: Check the time!
Fern: Write a sonnet!
Portilex: I'll get on it!
Fern: Oh, this feeling's unexpected,
- but now we're so connected!
- My little purple friend and me!
