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Fern's Cell Phone Song

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Fern's Cell Phone Song
Phony Fern 91.png
Artist Fern, Portilex-360
Played in "Phony Fern"

"Fern's Cell Phone Song" is a song sung by Fern in the episode "Phony Fern". It is about her new Portilex-360 cell phone.

Lyrics[edit]

Fern: I never thought it could be true

that I'd be so fond of you.
I'm flesh and blood,
and you're just a piece of plastic.
But when I hear you start to ring,
something in me wants to sing.
And with you in my hand, I feel fantastic!

(pause)

You're my purple friend!
My special pur-ple friend!

Both: And together, there is nothing we can't do!

Fern: Text a buddy!

Portilex: Go online!

Fern: Snap a photo!

Portilex: Check the time!

Fern: Write a sonnet!

Portilex: I'll get on it!

Fern: Oh, this feeling's unexpected,

but now we're so connected!
My little purple friend and me!