Editing User blog:Kidsnewsnairobi7yearold/D.W Thinks College

D.W. had just woke up and was very excited. It was the 100th day of school meaning she was half way through first grade!

D.W.: D.W. second grader is on a mission!

Arthur: You aren';t in the second grade D.W. Your in first, I'm in fourth going on fifth.

D.W.: See you later Arthur, I can't bare to be late for  the 100th day of school!

During breakfast, D.W heard Jane and David arguing about college and who needs to work.

David: Jane, I am the breadwinner!

Jane: Your acting like women are nothing!

David: Well you aren't anything!

D.W and Arthur could tell Jane was hurt.

Jane: Think I'm nothing? Cook your own breakfast!

D.W was waiting for her lunch, and so was Arthur.

Arthur: (whispering) We can't be late for school.

D.W: Mommy! Lunch!

Jane: Ask David!

D.W and Arthur suddenly weren't hungry anymore.  They headed off to school, and decided they could eat school lunch.

Tibles: Dora, Dora!

D.W: What you nasty goblins?

The Tibbles didn't even bother to reply.

Twin 1: Are we playing 20 harsh things to say?

Twin 2: D.W your so mean!

Twin 1: Twin 2 you act like a dumb oaf.

Twin 2: No, your the oaf!

Twin 1 and 2 got on the ground fihting.

D.W: Wow, looks like someone hasn't grown up.

D.W walked away from the Tibbles twins.  What toddlers they were, and they were almost in second grade.

Arthur: I bet Mom and Dad will stop arguing as soon as we get home from school.

But they didn't stop arguing.  The quarell was worse then before.  ALL THE FOOD IN THE FRIDGE HAD BEEN COOKED!

David: Kids, my betta bundalups who's meals are better?

D.W and Arthur froze up.  They already felt sick from that school lunch, and couldn't bare to try another meal.

Jane: Well?

Arthur: I'm not hngry now.

D.W: Me and my bestest friend ever will play right now!

D.W and Arthur ran into there shared room.

Kate was sleeping like a 2 year old was suppose to, although she had her legs all stuck up for some reason.

D.W: Arthur, I feel like the sickest child on earth.

Arthur; Sickest doesn't have a definition for what your reffering to.

D.W didn't understand what Arthur had just said.

D.W: Arthurr, can't college aardvarks take care of them sick selves?

Arthur laughed.

Arthur: Why of course D.W. In college your parents may kick you out because your an adult.

D.W: Arthur, I wanna go to college!

Arthur laughed his head off.

Arthur: D.W, you can't go to college now unless your teacher lets you skip til' high school. Plus, there are many stages of life you haven't been through yet.

D.W: But college sounds so cool. 

Arthur: D.W, you clearly don't know what college is.  College prepares you for the adult life we will both have someday, college gives you a job, college helps you pay taxes.

D.W: What are the stages of life?

Arthur: You start as a baby-

D.W: I know, I know in the mommy's stomach.

Arthur: Then you become a toddler.  At toddler ages you are still a baby.

D.W: Uh-huh.

Arthur: Then you turn 5.  You've learned to express your feeligs now.

D.W: Oh, can we just skip to the college part?

Arthur: You turn 9.  Your practically a pre-teen now.

D.W: Just skip to the teenage part.

Arthur: Find. When you turn 13 your voice gets lower like a boy's, you have to shower at shcool and your problems are who's popular.
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