The Last Day/Transcript

(Arthur, Francine, and Muffy are lying underneath the Treehouse while Buster is doing squats)

Buster: One, two, three, four, five, six

Francine: Buster, what are you doing?

Buster: Trying to stretch my jeans. I haven’t worn this pair since September and now they’re tight. Wait, there’s something in this pocket. Maybe that’s why they’re tight. Hey, I remember this cheese sandwich.

Francine, Arthur, Muffy: Eew, augh! Gross! Throw it away!

Buster: No way! This cheese sandwich is a relic! It’s from the very first day of third grade.

Buster: I didn’t have much of an appetite at lunch because I was so worried about our new teacher.

Arthur and Buster: Ratburn…Ratburn…

(bell rings)

Both: Ah!

Arthur: I g-guess we have to go back to class now.

(Buster tucks cheese sandwich into pocket, ominous music)

Buster: Isn’t it weird how afraid of Mr. Ratburn we were?

Muffy: I was much more afraid that Francine and I wouldn’t be in the same class.

Muffy: Gasp! Francine’s not on this list! It must be a mistake! Mr. Haney, Francine and I HAVE to be in the same class. Isn’t there something you can do?

(pulls out watch)

Muffy: Ooh, what a handsome gold watch. I bet it’d look great on you! How about a new car? You look like a convertible man.

Francine: Muffy! We ARE in the same class. My name’s right here.

Muffy: Oh. Ha. Never mind.

(takes back watch)

Francine: Wow. I remember all that like it was yesterday.

Buster: And here it is nine months later.

Muffy: Only five more days until…

Arthur: …the last day of school!

Buster (sniffs sandwich): Do you think this is still good?

Everyone else: NO!

Title Slide: The Last Day

Arthur Read: I just spoke to Prunella. Her fourth grade will have Mrs. Frumpus or Miss Grimslid.

Buster: Awww! Not Miss Grimslid, She nevers laughs. I tried everything on her. All I've gotten was a cough.

Arthur: Well, maybe we can get Mrs. Frumpus.

Brain: I heard that Mrs. Frumpus is leaving and being replaced by someone new.